Things you'll do if AoD sucks bigtime

[Jasede]

I'll leave strongly worded posts of disapproval on the Iron Tower Forums.

What about you?

 

[MisterStone]

Pick out poorly written descriptions or pieces of dialog and mock them. Publicly! On the Internet!

 

[Shannow]

*sigh*
*shrug*
and be glad that I only demoed it.

 

[catfood]

I'm gonna get me a beer.

 

[Secretninja]

 

[inwoker]

I don't care.

 

[Black_Willow]

Ask VD for plane tickets.

 

[DriacKin]

I'll do a lulzy LP of it!!

 

[The Vanished One]

NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

 

[Haba]

I'll post a sarcastic response about the game never getting released, and will attach a screenshot from four years ago claiming that "this was fine", while secretly masturbating to Crysis 2 screenshots.

 

[bat_boro]

I'll demand next time VD starts designing a game, he better get some help from a guy that actually could do it. That would be Todd Howard.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Ask VD for plane tickets.

 

[The Vanished One]

Hey guys, this is just in
<blockquote><b>Thursday, July 16</b>: Only weeks after the acquisition of legendary developer id Software, ZeniMax Media announces its purchase of indie studio "Iron Tower". Iron Tower has been developing "Age of Decadence", an "old school" title, for the past years. The game's future seemed uncertain, but ZeniMax declared that their famed subsidiary, Bethesda Softworks, will pick up the title and bring it to completion.
"We have always been interested in this project, and we are great fans of traditional, old-school gameplay" said Todd Howard, after confirming that the game will use the new Gamebryo 3 engine but will keep "most of the original project's content". He wouldn't release info on the game's new combat system, but said "think Fallout 3 with swords".
The original lead developer, Vince D. Weller, has been fired "because of unsatisfactory performance". He refused to comment the decision.
The game is expected to ship for Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 in early 2010. A PC port "will be considered".</blockquote>
http://www.gamespot.com/news/3259803763 ... es;title;1

 

[thesheeep]

What's wrong?
The link doesn't lead to tubgirl.

 

[bat_boro]

We have always been interested in this project, and we are great fans of traditional, old-school gameplay" said Todd Howard, after confirming that the game will use the new Gamebryo 3 engine but will keep "most of the original project's content". He wouldn't release info on the game's new combat system, but said "think Fallout 3 with swords".

A dream come true!
I hope they add some bloom to the game, that VD guy was clearly incompetent. An old-school, turn based, isometric RPG. What kind of an "old-school" RPG would that be, ffs? I don't remember anything like that in 2006

I'm gonna go watch the discussion on the ESF now.

 

[skyway]

Seed. Wait... I'll do that regardless.

 

[The Vanished One]

What's wrong?
The link doesn't lead to tubgirl.

I am weak and lazy.

 

[Vault Dweller]

Make an alt and start a new life. The new alt will be a polite and slightly insecure 14 year old, helping people to find something positive in everything and working on a Final Fantasy 7 conversion mod for Oblivion, which will probably never get done.

 

[CarnivalBizarre]

Who says it's ever being released?

 

[Melcar]

Go back to downloading porn.

 

[Jason]

Dance like no one is watching.

 

[Gnidrologist]

Hire a lithuanian hitman to do a short work of VD.

 

[spacemoose]

advance to next gen

 

[Fat Dragon]

I hear the Fighter's Guild is still recruiting. Might try and join them.

 

[Melcar]

Open up a cold one, load up my Wang Chung mix CD, lay back on my reclining chair, and dream of better days.