The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[DalekFlay]

$60 video games aren't fast food.

His point is that even the dumbest of consumers have standards of quality, and Skyrim was more than adequate to meet them if we're judging by sales. As compared to DA2 and ME3, which were recognized as flops by even the consoletards. And he's right. Skyrim isn't a particularly good game, but it's good enough.

Exactly.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Better prettier than Oblivion which does matter. Wymyn witcher would be derp considered that witcher mutagens are adjusted to male hormones... and that knowledge needed to adjust the process was lost when Kar Morchen was raided and looted by Sorcerers led mob, but unlike some I am not against more choices in games, provided you're still able to see the difference between game and reality. and CD Project raped lore before.

 

[Commissar Draco]

Feminists like Rougey/Lesi want Female Witchers who will be treated like Men though. For me it is waste of Devs time and Potatoes, and indulgement of RL fantasies.

F... Spell check which ignores RPG and Comp potato.

 

[Roguey]

As compared to DA2 and ME3, which were recognized as flops by even the consoletards.

No.

 

[Infinitron]

in before retarded and irrelevant discussion about the definition of "flop"

 

[JarlFrank]

Feminists like Rougey/Lesi want Female Witchers who will be treated like Men though. For me it is waste of Devs time and Potatoes, and indulgement of RL fantasies.

I'd pay good money for an RPG that lets you play as a female adventurer in an ancient/medieval/early modern fantasy setting and actually has people treat you like you're something special/weird.
"Oh lol look who's coming it's that woman who thinks she can do men's work lulz."
And of course the ability to use your female charms in order to reach your goals. Wanna get a good deal with that nobleman? Just lift your skirts for him.

Then just add some characters who will *require* you to lift your skirts for them before giving you a quest and watch the sweet, sweet feminist butthurt flow like menstrual blood during their periods.

 

[Broseph]

As compared to DA2 and ME3, which were recognized as flops by even the consoletards.

No.

I expected Volourn to make that post. o_O

 

[DalekFlay]

I'd pay good money for an RPG that lets you play as a female adventurer in an ancient/medieval/early modern fantasy setting and actually has people treat you like you're something special/weird.
"Oh lol look who's coming it's that woman who thinks she can do men's work lulz."
And of course the ability to use your female charms in order to reach your goals. Wanna get a good deal with that nobleman? Just lift your skirts for him.

Then just add some characters who will *require* you to lift your skirts for them before giving you a quest and watch the sweet, sweet feminist butthurt flow like menstrual blood during their periods.

I'm always disappointed more RPGs don't allow sexual solutions for female characters. It's just a fact of life that women can use sex appeal to get their way. The Fallout games are the only ones I know of that really allow it.

 

[tuluse]

VtM Bloodlines

 

[Commissar Draco]

Both Bloodlines and Arcanum were guilty of this dreadful kyriarchic behavior, thanks Godess this vile den of Sexism and cis-privileged Troika got bankrupted. Fear not Comrade Sawyer will make sure every class, build and sexual deviancy will be equally represented... and played in one proper and balanced way.

 

[JarlFrank]

I loved how in order to gain access to the gentlemen's club as a lady you had to fuck the owner and he'd give you a special invitation.

Arcanum, best game ever.

 

[racofer]

Feminists like Rougey/Lesi want Female Witchers who will be treated like Men though. For me it is waste of Devs time and Potatoes, and indulgement of RL fantasies.

I'd pay good money for an RPG that lets you play as a female adventurer in an ancient/medieval/early modern fantasy setting and actually has people treat you like you're something special/weird.
"Oh lol look who's coming it's that woman who thinks she can do men's work lulz."
And of course the ability to use your female charms in order to reach your goals. Wanna get a good deal with that nobleman? Just lift your skirts for him.

Then just add some characters who will *require* you to lift your skirts for them before giving you a quest and watch the sweet, sweet feminist butthurt flow like menstrual blood during their periods.

One of the reasons I like ADwR so much.

 

[Infinitron]

ICE GIANTS http://www.gameinformer.com/b/featu...of-the-witcher-3-designing-the-ice-giant.aspx

 

[Roguey]

I'm always disappointed more RPGs don't allow sexual solutions for female characters. It's just a fact of life that women can use sex appeal to get their way. The Fallout games are the only ones I know of that really allow it.

I'm glad you're disappointed. Games became bigger than neckbeards and thank goodness.

 

[RK47]

 

[DalekFlay]

I'm glad you're disappointed. Games became bigger than neckbeards and thank goodness.

I don't want bikini armor or to roleplay a slutty man-fantasy, but if I am a female assassin with high charisma I should certainly have seduction as part of my repertoire, even if it ends with a knife in the back when we get back to his place.

 

[hiver]

Yeah... it would also be great if male characters could get fucked in the ass by some hillbillies as means of avoiding combat.

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Sociopolitical issue projectionists, get the fuck out of my games!

 

[Comrade Goby]

I'm always disappointed more RPGs don't allow sexual solutions for female characters. It's just a fact of life that women can use sex appeal to get their way. The Fallout games are the only ones I know of that really allow it.

I'm glad you're disappointed. Games became bigger than neckbeards and thank goodness.

Yeah... it would also be great if male characters could get fucked in the ass by some hillbillies as means of avoiding combat.

lol these feminists think they're people

 

[RK47]

Hey, even white knights don't mind getting buttfucked in their crusades.

 

[Roguey]

I'm glad you're disappointed. Games became bigger than neckbeards and thank goodness.

I don't want bikini armor or to roleplay a slutty man-fantasy, but if I am a female assassin with high charisma I should certainly have seduction as part of my repertoire, even if it ends with a knife in the back when we get back to his place.

Oh well in that case that's because the Fallout games and a few others are the only RPGs that even support the playstyle of that character concept. Most crpgs are about killing things head-on.

 

[Harold]

I loved how in order to gain access to the gentlemen's club as a lady you had to fuck the owner and he'd give you a special invitation.

Arcanum, best game ever.

Actually, you could just steal it from him or kill him and his bodyguard and loot it from his corpse.

 

[SophosTheWise]

Ugh, I'm really skeptical of their new open-world-approach. Not that I think CD Projekt cannot do it, but they absolutely never had an emphasis on open worlds - they definitely excelled at other things. But, oh well.

 

[IDtenT]

Yeah... it would also be great if male characters could get fucked in the ass by some hillbillies as means of avoiding combat.

If said gentleman hillbilly was gay and my character needed something from him then there is no reason why that shouldn't be an option.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Not that I think CD Projekt cannot do it, but they absolutely never had an emphasis on open world

Because they never made an open-world game?