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How To Pickup Women in Internet Fora
12.06.2006
posted by Donovan at 11:03 AM
The latest and greatest from Lance Mason
Here's how I get my forum on.
Internet is a super-normal situation. Act super-normal. Forget the crazy stuff. Just be friendly, flirty, and the show you have some manners.
And keep this in mind... the internet is full of single girls on weeknights after work. Single girls who are waiting to meet someone charming, confident, and yes, NORMAL.
Now's your time to shine.
Follow these steps, and make sure you put "hottie" on your stalking list this week.
1. Post in complete sentences. It makes a difference. Even if you're just there to
practice flirting, make it look to everyone, especially yourself, that you fit in.
2. Look at post history. If you see a female avatar, or someone who posts their picture online, look through her posts to see if you share common interests.
3. Be observant. Look at her tits. It always helps to be aware of the situation.
4. Make a comment on anything appropriate to the situation.
You don't need your opener to be clever. Just appropriate. The trick is to get her
attention, and then start having fun.
5. Here's how it works when you add some banter to your spam.
"Wow, you got a great smile."
"Yes, well..."
Now turn on the big smilie.
"Perfect. I'll be over for dinner at 7:30...
no, 8. And I'll bring the wine this time...
you just cook that special thing you made
for us last week."
Now is when she adds you to her ignore list. Keep playing with it. Talk about how you'd love to meet with her on IRC/AIM/Skype. Laugh and smile and enjoy it. If you have fun, she'll have fun.
Once she's having fun, the next step is easy.
Just introduce yourself. Then talk to the girl. Have a conversation, and see if there's something there.
Tested and approved.
Now, because I'm in a good mood, I'm going to give you one more super-bonus line to use.
"My buddy is having a girl over for dinner.
What should he make?"
"Well, girls always like a mouthful of semen..."
"Actually, I didn't need to know that.
I just made that up so I could flirt with you. Did you not get that? Here,
let me try again.
How you doin'?"
Now I want to see some replies with your ideas as well. Let's make the supermarket the new disco.
Yeah baby!
Tell me your best lines. Get out there and start having fun, and let us know what's working best for you.
Lance
12.06.2006
posted by Donovan at 11:03 AM
The latest and greatest from Lance Mason
Here's how I get my forum on.
Internet is a super-normal situation. Act super-normal. Forget the crazy stuff. Just be friendly, flirty, and the show you have some manners.
And keep this in mind... the internet is full of single girls on weeknights after work. Single girls who are waiting to meet someone charming, confident, and yes, NORMAL.
Now's your time to shine.
Follow these steps, and make sure you put "hottie" on your stalking list this week.
1. Post in complete sentences. It makes a difference. Even if you're just there to
practice flirting, make it look to everyone, especially yourself, that you fit in.
2. Look at post history. If you see a female avatar, or someone who posts their picture online, look through her posts to see if you share common interests.
3. Be observant. Look at her tits. It always helps to be aware of the situation.
4. Make a comment on anything appropriate to the situation.
You don't need your opener to be clever. Just appropriate. The trick is to get her
attention, and then start having fun.
5. Here's how it works when you add some banter to your spam.
"Wow, you got a great smile."
"Yes, well..."
Now turn on the big smilie.
"Perfect. I'll be over for dinner at 7:30...
no, 8. And I'll bring the wine this time...
you just cook that special thing you made
for us last week."
Now is when she adds you to her ignore list. Keep playing with it. Talk about how you'd love to meet with her on IRC/AIM/Skype. Laugh and smile and enjoy it. If you have fun, she'll have fun.
Once she's having fun, the next step is easy.
Just introduce yourself. Then talk to the girl. Have a conversation, and see if there's something there.
Tested and approved.
Now, because I'm in a good mood, I'm going to give you one more super-bonus line to use.
"My buddy is having a girl over for dinner.
What should he make?"
"Well, girls always like a mouthful of semen..."
"Actually, I didn't need to know that.
I just made that up so I could flirt with you. Did you not get that? Here,
let me try again.
How you doin'?"
Now I want to see some replies with your ideas as well. Let's make the supermarket the new disco.
Yeah baby!
Tell me your best lines. Get out there and start having fun, and let us know what's working best for you.
Lance