As I shopped around the marketplace of Whiterun I noticed that the smithy is actually a woman. I decided to stop by and have a chat about Whiterun.
So you work the smithy here? All day long?
Oh? What is it?
Sure. No problem.
Dragonsreach is probably one of the biggest castles out there in Skyrim. Probably second only to Castle Dour?
They sure look busy. Wonder what's up?
Whoa calm down, I'm just here to deliver the swo-
Yeah, seriously. I can't even say that.
Wait, Jarlness, I'm just here to deliver. Oh to the hells with it - Yeah I was there nearly got my head chopped off when the lizard appeared.
You can't arrest me. Not even Solitude can.
Great. Okay, the Imperials captured Ulfric, and was about to execute him - when the dragon attacked.
I think he's shitting. Or thinking. Or both.
Guys, don't over-react. I've been adventuring for months since that day, no dragons came. What could possibly change that?
No one's listening to me anymore.
Yeah, about this sword-
Motherfucker.
Alright, what is it, top hat?
The ruins next to Whiterun? Sure sure.
Yeah, sure fine. No problems. I've got 100% success rate on retrievals. I made a point to pass the sword to the Steward before leaving Dragonsreach for Bleak Falls Barrow.
I spotted the Housecarl instructing her men to head to Riverwood on the way out.
They're over-reacting. Ah well. Bleak Falls, here I come.