[Rumor] Bioware to get Warhammer 40k licence

[Erebus]

For maximum lulz, it has to be Bioware.

 

[HumanTotemPole]

Hard to care about 40k anymore.The rules have been in steady decline since 2nd ed and the same has been true for the fluff since 3rd ed. Hence retarded shit like Necrons teaming up with Blood Angels. If the rumour is true and Bioware are getting the license it would merely be a symptom of a much wider malaise.

Depressing stuff.

 

[evdk]

Hard to care about 40k anymore.The rules have been in steady decline since 2nd ed and the same has been true for the fluff since 3rd ed. Hence retarded shit like Necrons teaming up with Blood Angels. If the rumour is true and Bioware are getting the license it would merely be a symptom of a much wider malaise.

Depressing stuff.

What's not to like?

 

[DraQ]

Hard to care about 40k anymore.The rules have been in steady decline since 2nd ed and the same has been true for the fluff since 3rd ed. Hence retarded shit like Necrons teaming up with Blood Angels. If the rumour is true and Bioware are getting the license it would merely be a symptom of a much wider malaise.

Depressing stuff.

What's not to like?

403.

 

[evdk]

Lies and slander.

 

[racofer]

BREAKING NEWS FOLKS! The brand new cover art of the game has just been leaked.

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[Andyman Messiah]

Will you be able to romance the Emperor?

 

[Menckenstein]

Clandestine romantic interaction with xenos because LUV CONQUERZ ALL.

Bioware

 

[Kirtai]

Clandestine romantic interaction with xenos because LUV CONQUERZ ALL.

Bioware

I just suddenly had this vision of Bioware releasing a WH40K game that rips off Love Can Bloom.

I hate you so much.

 

[Erebus]

Will you be able to romance the Emperor?

Day 1 DLC. Only 9.99 $ if you pre-order it right now !!

 

[Borelli]

More likely scenario is that you will get to visit the emperor and only you because you are SPECIAL CHOSEN ONE UNIQUE HERO. Extra lulz if they do not code "your must leave your party behind because not everyone can visit the emperor just like that".

 

[Dreaad]

Bioware will wield the license of 40K from a desire to do good. But through them it will wield a power too great and terrible to imagine!!!

 

[Delterius]

Will you be able to romance the Emperor?

At this point that should be well past the point of necrophilia.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Gay space marines confirmed?

 

[Dreaad]

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Da inquisition is cumming.

Ha ha.
Semen.

edit:

Will you be able to romance the Emperor?

At this point that should be well past the point of necrophilia.

Nothing is past the point of necrophilia. I mean, the entire point of necrophilia is to bypass points altogether, dammit.

 

[DraQ]

Da inquisition is cumming.

Ha ha.
Semen.

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[evdk]

Da inquisition is cumming.

Ha ha.
Semen.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

 

[Cyberarmy]

Eh, it is only a rumor but...

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

The most precious bit would be only male space marine player characters, we would get to watch as BSN burns from inside and out.

 

[Delterius]

The most precious bit would be only male space marine player characters, we would get to watch as BSN burns from inside and out.

The butthurt generators are on a critical low. Quick! Someone photoshop female Shepard into a power armor!

 

[Tytus]

Hey, hey, hey!

Bioware will make this work guys. And it will even fit the lore!!

They will just make al lost Ultramarine sub-chapter that was lost due to a warp storm and to survive they realized that women are equal to men so they turned them into space marines too. The plot is about a protagonist from that lost chapter who leads his people to rejoing the Imperium and save mankind. Male or Female!!!!

 

[Irenaeus]

Nah, the greatest butthurt on the internet would be to keep only male space marines, as the source material dictates. Also, no blacks, asians, etc... Only white bald males.

 

[evdk]

Also, no blacks,

Salamanders

asians,

White Scars

etc...

Chaos

Also Dark Angels are Amerindians.