New ME2 character

[SerratedBiz]

And lol at the BLEEP.

+1

While it's not the exact same situation, I just want to say that if you hear someone in real life say *bleep* instead of fuck you should go all finish him and fatality on them.

 

[circ]

I watched that first without the headphones a few hours ago, and because the animations were slightly better than in DA I didn't really care. Now with the audio, it's just pure cheese. Bravo BioWare, you're just getting worse if possible.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Why is everyone so angry? Seems like this game will be a blast. Kind of like watching a campy action movie with the bros.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

A blast if you like cheesy sci fi movies.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

A blast if you like cheesy sci fi movies.

Kind of like watching a campy action movie with the bros.

You guys baw over nothing seriously

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

If i wanted to play a brain dead space marine killing shit in stereotypical sci fi setting number 5710-B then i'd play one of the many shooters on the market, not arse effect.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

I'm sorry but does brain dead space marine killing shit in stereotypical sci fi setting number 5710-B have a bald chick who just want to fuck and kill things??

Didn't think so

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

That's just a needless "feature" tacked on to draw in people who arn't getting any. IE: You.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

 

[Jaime Lannister]

SWITCHING TO SHOTGUN

SWITCHING SWITCHING TO SHOTGUN

 

[Phelot]

It's stupid because none of that trailer showed any actual gameplay. Do we somehow control this crazy bitch when she is jumping around and having sex with clothes on? What the fuck was that?

Here's the deal: is this suppose to be porn? I hope not since porn has much better boobies and, sadly, better actors.

Is this suppose to be a movie? Pray it isn't, since this is like a bad kids movie with blood.

This isn't smart media. There's nothing sophisticated or interesting about it. It's dumb and it's pornographic and the really sad part is that it fails at even being that.

 

[Lurkar]

Pffhahahahaha, oh wow.

It's especially funny because Mass Effect 1 was supposed to embrace all the cliches and almost parody the old school pulp sci fi stuff.

This?

This is like they took the really shitty new sci fi movies that nobody likes.

And embraced them.

 

[Syraxis]

Am I the only one that thought "that's a raider from Fallout 3" when I watched this?

 

[Twinkle]

Comment at Gaymspot:

A threesome for Shepard, oh boy!! :shock: :D

 

[obediah]

:shock:

Jesus, just beyond freaking retarded. No, it's not better than anything in DA, it's the same inane "cinematic" hollywood-ish drivel that's even worse for the hilarious "swear-words" to show how "fucking badass" that generic bitch is. While watching this trailer i had no control over my laughing my ass off the whole time. Just complete cheap, pathetic, inane garbage.

Called it!

http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=21856

 

[Ohlie]

How... butch.

(NTTAWWT)

 

[Pegultagol]

I am sure they ripped the character design idea from one of Fallout 3's raiders. I was wondering how she reminded me of someone strangely enough.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

This man has a pretty damned good point... I was wondering why she wasn't screaming out combat taunts such as: "HELL YE RIP EM 2 SHREDS".

 

[Felix]

I'll join your suicide squad - think you can handle me?

I don't know why this remind me Lel...something in Dragon Age...

 

[bert]

This man has a pretty damned good point... I was wondering why she wasn't screaming out combat taunts such as: "HELL YE RIP EM 2 SHREDS".

 

[Clockwork Knight]

A blast if you like cheesy sci fi movies.

who doesn't? Serious sci-fi always gets retarded if you really try to analyse it anyway

That's just a needless "feature" tacked on to draw in people who arn't getting any. IE: You.

thirdworldians are always getting some, why do you think there's so many of us?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Cheesy american sci-fi flicks are the same as cheesy american action flicks, horror flicks, blah blah blah. Same type of motherfucking hero, same type of plot and the same type of backstory.

Think the House of the Dead movie that got churned out some years ago and you get the idea.

thirdworldians are always getting some, why do you think there's so many of us?

Leave it to Clockwork Knight to come up with a resonable argument hours after the poster of which the comment was aimed at gave up. +1 Karma - You are now a Defender of the People.

 

[Gay-Lussac]

Reasonable argument? You expected me to defend my status as a ladies man in an internet forum? Also I thought it was pretty obvious I was joking I thought you were too. Just goes to prove my point you guys baw and bitch about every little thing because it's all serious business to you. Even though I was joking everything I said is true. I'll pirate and play this vidja game and it'll hopefully be awesomely cheesy. You guys will still keep on whining about life and every little thing that comes your way.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

So you lack the ability to detect sarcasm... Assburgers, perhaps?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Leave it to Clockwork Knight to come up with a resonable argument hours after the poster of which the comment was aimed at gave up. +1 Karma - You are now a Defender of the People.

I just sat down, I don't really give a blobert's shit about posting times