Metroid: Other M

[Clockwork Knight]

Nintendo disrespects women, not to mention, alienates it's predominately male audience.

I recently read that the average japanese male player likes his female characters nice and submissive, which makes sense given that's how japan is anyway.

 

[SCO]

 

[LusciousPear]

in b4 banalshitboring

 

[Admiral jimbob]

wait it's a american team now right?

Nope, the American team only did the Prime games (which were brilliant, incidentally). This one was by Team Ninja, that crew of wacky forward-thinking kids who made Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

 

[Wulfstand]

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/09/05/ ... qus_thread

Here's a rant done by spoony.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Read the whole comic, so now I know I don't have ADD.

 

[SCO]

Those comics are all like that. I actually find them entertaining, in a dry (frigid lol) long winded feminist manner.

 

[SCO]

Ok i'm lying it was recently mentioned in another thread i skimmed and found this appropriate comic.

Pick out the names!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

This one reminds me of the Codex. I don't get the Dragon Fruit joke, though. I suppose you must be stoned to get it.

Not thumbnailed because I'm a sick fuck like SCO and I get my kicks out of breaking pages.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Guys I made a special comic episode devoted to Other M

 

[SCO]

I'm proud of this derailing. Good work everyone.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I just noticed the blonde girl on that second comic you posted has hairy manlegs.

Btw, post the first panel in GD, we could probably revive SMA/ Nomask's thread. I can already recognize FSM-towards-Lowkalibre on the second guy.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

and so my entirely relevant comic was drowned in a sea of gibbering nihilism

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Much like Samus in Metroid M, then.

This is so meta, I had a kngcomradegasm

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Those comics are all like that. I actually find them entertaining, in a dry (frigid lol) long winded feminist manner.

 

[SCO]

I just noticed the blonde girl on that second comic you posted has hairy manlegs.

Btw, post the first panel in GD, we could probably revive SMA/ Nomask's thread. I can already recognize FSM-towards-Lowkalibre on the second guy.

The magic is gone. It was there for but for a moment, then the mojo left.
The master is required.

Go forth with my blessing.

ps: possibly this one? http://www.viruscomix.com/notfunnyagain.jpg

 

[SCO]

No this:
http://www.viruscomix.com/datefromhell.jpg

 

[Felix]

Meh, Zero Mission and Fusion are very linear and extremely easy compare to the first Metroid. I like Metroid when it wasn't about Samus, you can put anyone under the suit and still get excellent games.

And I just read all Malstrom's rants about MoM.

 

[Occasionally Fatal]

wait it's a american team now right?

Nah, Team Ninja is very Japanese.

 

[Forest Dweller]

Team Ninja is collaborating with an internal Nintendo team. Not sure what they've done.

 

[Felix]

Sakamoto and his stupid 'vision'.

 

[I.C. Wiener]

The game sucks horse cock. The last thing the series needed was more storyline/characterization, especially not so shitfully written, but of course the japs aren't smart enough to identify what makes a game good and replicate or improve upon it. I wouldn't give a damn if it played well, but it doesn't, and I don't feel like I even need to justify that. I am glad I played the game using the free online demo service. Skip it.

I liked Zero Mission and Fusion. I liked pretty much all of them except Prime 3 and the DS one, even the console shooters for the gamecube. This is easily the worst however.

 

[Felix]

 

[Drakron]

... but of course the japs aren't smart enough to identify what makes a game good and replicate or improve upon it.
...

Nintendo is pretty much doing the same games again and again and again and again and again, I think people liked Twilight Princess because instead of Zelda they got Midna but its still about the same thing as OoT.

 

[Haba]

Samus from Metroid is a ... female?