ME3 + kinect will let you cast lightning bolts by shouting

[TNO]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7S3_08 ... 77DA2AB277

My favorite part of this video is where the combat starts and the guy starts shouting "concussive shot!" "Singularity!" It seems to me this idea is irredeemably bad.

inb4 "Take this ME3 shit to general gaming"

(Surprised there hasn't been any news about this awesum title at E3, etc. etc.)

[Insert obligatory sex scene jokes: "groan lustily to continue", etc. etc.]

 

[Black]

Re: ME3 + kinect will let you cast lightning bolts by shouti

inb4 "Take this ME3 shit to general gaming"

But... it is in general gaming.
Take this ME3 shit to retardo, where it belongs.


Edit: hehehe, DOCTOR Ray Muzyka.
Nowadays you only need to bullshit and make shit games to become a doctor!

 

[Excidium]

I already see some overexcited vanguard going headfirst into his LCD...

 

[Zed]

I can imagine a Codexer playing this game with all that Kinect voice shizzle.

Ship crewman: Commander Shepard, we neutralized the guards. What do you want us to do next?
"Rape!"
*nothing happens*
"Rape! Rape, I say."
Shepard: I think we should move onward and secure the next area.
"No! Rape!"
*combat starts, Shepard hides behind cover*
"Rape!"
*Shepard turns around and throws a grenade bouncing off a wall landing at his feet*
"Rape! Alien sex!"
*grenade explodes, removing the shield off Shepard*
"No! Rape!"
*Shepard runs out of cover and dies*
"Rape!"
*Continue/Quit screen*
"Rape it all!"
*Main menu*
"Rape!"
*exits*

 

[Commander Xbox]

The best thing about that video is the gasps of amazement when Shepard does his energy sword melee attack thing

gamers are fucking retards

 

[20 Eyes]

Lightning Bolt!

 

[Phelot]

What the fuck happened to video games?

 

[sea]

The funny part is that using the gamepad/keyboard is significantly faster and easier.

 

[Phelot]

"KILL ENEMY"
"KILL ENEMY"
"PUNCH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"KILL ENEMY"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"HAVE SEX WITH NPC"
"WIN GAME"

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

"Hey kids, be sure to ask me about sex."
"HEY GUYS LOOK I HAVE SEX"
Phelot, do you find playing games like Mass Effect prepares you for touching a boob in real life? If I play enough Dragon Age 2 will I be able to know the touch of a woman and engage in a romance in the meatspace?

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

The guy they have they have introducing the shit is apparently a co founder of Bioware, interestingly I heard that they were basically a bunch guys that quit their day times job to make a DnD computer game they way they wanted to. Sure it was not the best game, but it was still clearly a work of love. These days I guess they are all just in it for the money, though who can blame them they must make some pretty sweet cash ripping of retards.

Also the co founder guy has all the charisma of a stone.

 

[Excidium]

You don't know the doctors?

 

[circ]

Re: ME3 + kinect will let you cast lightning bolts by shouti

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7S3_08FPM&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP2EED4577DA2AB277

CHOICES WITH CONSEQUENCE. REALLY? IN A BIOWARE GAME?

 

[Malakal]

Reminds of of that accessory for N64 that allowed you to play games with your voice. PROTIP: it fucking sucked.

Fo9r more information refer to the AVGN video reviewing those wacky accessories.

 

[abnaxus]

Lightning Bolt!

They should've used that against the dragon

 

[Bahamut]

The funny part is that using the gamepad/keyboard is significantly faster and easier.

And it doesn't make you look like a retard

 

[Phelot]

"Hey kids, be sure to ask me about sex."
"HEY GUYS LOOK I HAVE SEX"
Phelot, do you find playing games like Mass Effect prepares you for touching a boob in real life? If I play enough Dragon Age 2 will I be able to know the touch of a woman and engage in a romance in the meatspace?

In most cases, when I am dealing with the opposite sex, I envision one of three things that I can possibly say. These options appear as a single word or a short sentence, but when I pick one, I never know what I'm going to say. All I know is that one of them causes me to punch the woman while the other causes sex to occur. The third allows me to walk away from her.

From what I understand, ME is like this, though I've only briefly played ME1.

 

[Stabwound]

THE FUTURE OF GAMING IS HERE!

The decline is strong with this one.

 

[DragoFireheart]

In most cases, when I am dealing with the opposite sex, I envision one of three things that I can possibly say. These options appear as a single word or a short sentence, but when I pick one, I never know what I'm going to say. All I know is that one of them causes me to punch the woman while the other causes sex to occur. The third allows me to walk away from her.

Stop projecting your dating/sex life.



In all seriousness, Dragon Age 2 also does this, though it's quite a bit more retard about it. I guess the developers can't fit in all the text in such a small wheel, so they do the small blurp. God forbid they cut out the text and switch to "Happy, indifferent, asshole picture wheel" choice system.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Didn't Konami release a headset for the nintendo which you shouted "fire" at in order to... yeah... fire?

Yeah, they do. I own one of those to this very day, and it's the definition of ass! So yeah, Microsoft... you sure know how to be innovative, taking ideas that are 20+ years old and selling them.

 

[RK47]

I'm blown away...this is the future of RTS.

 

[Kraszu]

I'm blown away...this is the future of RTS.

Yeah talking commands is so much better then using key short-cuts, so much more immersive.

 

[Ruprekt]

Voice input is cool for flight sims.

Pointless for anything else.

 

[ghostdog]

Meh, I'll only be interested if ME3 comes with a kinect-collar accessory for extreme grabbing.

 

[Esquilax]

Meh, I'll only be interested if ME3 comes with a kinect-collar accessory for extreme grabbing.

This. BioWare could be taking EXTREME to a new level.