This deh shall be a glorious one for the Imperium!
Lady Luck smiles upon us at the start, as the sweltering heat takes out a treeman and a halfling.
While we lose nothing.
Kick lino is out of commission, so we can't do any fancy kicks. Otherwise I'd do a short one to the left.
Also, putting a blitzer on the line is hardly a cool thing, but that can happen when you are out of linos :/
Brother Captain, I don't quite like this.
Np bruva. What's the worst that can happen?
zing
meh
Ball lands exactly in the middle.
Well, so far this half seems promi-
Zara grabs the ball without trouble and advances...
Meanwhile, we have 7 dudes left on the pitch. This means we'll need to employ some halfling elimination asap.
Jesus Christ, major. Turnover
Private Property hits the dirt.
Hah, that's another tree out of-
MAJOR SURGERY IS IN NEED OF SOME MAJOR SURGERY YET AGAIN
BRUVA APOTHECARY YOU MUST NOT FEHL US
Proceeding to extract geneseed.
NO YOU FEWL, REZ HIM RIGHT NOW
Oh. How droll.
this is satisfactory, albeit not optimal. Thanks, bruva apothecary.
uh-oh...
Really.
You are BLITZING an av7 niggling blitzer with Zara instead of STABBING HIM?
The situation is getting worse by the moment. This halfling advance needs to be stopped or we can kiss our ass goodbye.
Some doges later, we have a few dudes in direct vicinity of the ball.
I thought about putting Corporal Punishment next to the 2 halflings on the right of the cage to assure Zara could only do a 1d block, but ultimately I left him back just in case something weird happened and I'd need the MAs.
Again. A normal block instead of a stab vs Major Glory, only knocks him down.
Does that guy even know how Zara works
Blitzing halflings
huh
Secret Military Union, now with 5 dudes left on the pitch against the halfling onslaught.
DOUBLE TIME, MEN! SHOW THEM YOUR FUREH!
After that something happens, I don't quite remember what. I think it was a halfling throw gone awry.
I only picked up my dudes during my turn, still leaving the 2 in the back in case of a runaway.
Like this one.
With a halfling thrown in, he gets half a cage around Zara.
this is looking extraordinarily bad
I love that 8MA on human catchers, I really do.
The feht of the free world lies in your hands, major. Don't fuck this up
FOOOOOR THE EMPRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
And General Motors catches the bouncing ball!!
turnover!
Major Minor survives the assault.
D:
FUUUUUUUU
She's in scoring range, with a clean pickup and 2 gfis on the way.
Wow
Such scoring.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's right! We are the spehs muhrines! WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
General Motors will pick up the ball
And hand off to cpl Punishment, who will gtfo to safety.
I thought about just passing the ball, but +1 from just a gfi with 2 rerolls to spend is a better deal.
PASS!!!
The relic must not fall into enemy hands. Godspeed, brother *hands the ball to Corporal Punishment*
*fumbles catch* I FORGOT MY MORNING PURITY RITUALS!!!
SQUAD BROKEN!!!!!
There is, however, some fortune in this madness. The fumbled throw bounced back to General Motors, which means there was no turnover, so I could mark Zara.
THIS TENSION IS KILLING ME, BRUVAS
Major Minor keeps trolling Deeproot.
uh-oh
D:
FUUUUUUU
So bold and so foolish!
Taking General Specific for the job, I trust his ag4 quite more than Motors's
GET THIS FUCKING BALL OUT OF HERE, MAJOR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAA YEAAAAAAA
KILL
please dont die please dont die please dont die
Phew!
oh noes, -2D blitz.
Them gfis
Finish the deed, major.
Out of my way, subhuman
SLAM!
doges and stuff
Coach Eldaec gives up.
And Major Glory can score unopposed.
A glorious deh indeed.
But I sure wish those fucking catchers would stop leeching all MVPs. All my blitzers are in level-up range, but it's only the goddamned catchers that hog all SPPs all the time. If there's anyone who should get fucking MVP this match, it's Major Glory, and not the retard catcher that fails a handoff.
And here's the aftermath and Commander Boreale's final thoughts:
Lots of luck was definitely on our side this day. While we also had quite a handful of really bad stuff happening, like all the injuries and KOs or the failed foul, all the key moments and aspects very much allowed us to win instead of draw. This was especially due to the halfling master chef stealing only 1 reroll in the entire game, and thanks to Zara the Slayer failing important dodges at the very end of the game. Halflings are an easy opponent to underestimate, which is often the cause for people's downfall, but we attempted to keep maximum concentration, although the retardo coach could have avoided quite a few casualties if he wasn't so hellbent on marking all possible treemen with blitzers
YES, DARTH ROXOR, YOU ARE A MASSIVE RETARDO.
Commander Boreale, signing off. Until we meet again, bruvas.
And next time is going to be none other than against Skaven of our fellow coach
Jaedar. Bad news is we'll be missing one catcher and a blitzer because of this game's MNGs