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Let's read Bionic Heart
- Thread starter abnaxus
- Start date
I bet she's got one of those mechanical buttholes that massages the cock. I've read about those.
Luke
I don't want to misbehave with her. Not tonight!
Tanya
Why? What did she do tonight?
Luke
She tried to be nice to me... she prepared a surprise for me, a dinner made of real ingredients... It's something exceptional!
Tanya
...
Luke
Why am I wasting my breath with you? You can't understand...
Tanya
I'm sorry, but you've got no choice...
Luke
I don't want to...
Tanya
Now go back to her, before she comes looking for you.
We return to Helen
Helen
If you don't feel like watching the movie, you can tell me...
Luke
What are you talking about?
Helen
You've been away for over 10 minutes!
Luke
...
(Monologue)
Is it just my impression, or is Helen trying to fight by all means?
Luke
Helen?
Helen
Yes?
Bang the fuck out of her.
Luke
Do you know? You're really beautiful tonight.
Helen
Thanks Luke. It's always nice hearing that.
Luke
Hearing that from me, you mean!
Helen
Yes, sure. When the others tell me, it's not important.
Luke
.. the others?
Helen
Don't think you are the only one complimenting me. Come on, silly...
Luke
And who does?
Helen
Who cares! I just told you it's only important when you compliment me!
Luke
Tom is among them for sure...
Helen
Tom?
Luke
Yes, right, him.
Helen
Yes it's true. Now that you remind me about it, he always floods me with compliments.
Luke
Yes, I noticed.
This isn't going well bros
Helen
Don't tell me you are jealous of him!!
Luke
...
Helen
Luke, you're ridiculous!
Luke
Sorry, you are right...
The best defense is a good offense
Luke
This dress fits you well...
Helen
Thanks!
Luke
But I'd rather see you without it!
Helen
...?
Ahaha I got it now, you stupid!
Helen
No... not tonight.
(we would get nookie here if our relationship meter with Helen was higher)
Luke
But...
Helen
In fact... it's very late and I'm so tired.
Luke
Ehm, indeed it's late... where are you going?
Helen
Oh don't worry... I'm not planning on staying here all night.
Luke
I didn't mean...
Helen
It's not late at all! It's half past ten!
Luke
Keep calm...
Helen
Now I'll stop disturbing you, so that if you want, you can call someone else to spend the night with you!
Luke
What are you talking about? Who should I call?
Helen
...
Luke
Bah! Damn it!
(Monologue)
Out of anger I punch the wall, wounding my fingers.
Tanya
What's the matter?
Luke
...
Blame the robot. Always blame the robot.
Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
Propose to have sex. 
Don't blame her.
Ask her to massage your taint.
Ask her to massage your taint.
So, the character is horny, it's the future...
What happened to VR sex?
What happened to VR sex?
There's no sudden death after picking the first option, just an infinitesimal drop in relationship, so let's just pick the second option
Luke
It's none of your business.
Tanya
It's my business indeed... if you hurt your hand, how will you be able to work?
Luke
Oh. So now you worry about me, really heart touching.
Tanya
I just worry about not being found. Show me your hand.
(Monologue)
Tanya takes my hand... her fingers are not cold as I expected.
Luke
Your... hands are warm..?
Tanya
If you want I can make them colder.
Luke
Uhm no, forget it!
Tanya
Luckily no bone is broken, even if you hit the wall quite hard...
Luke
...
Tanya
Listen... I'm sorry that happened, but...
Even if I wasn't there, I 'felt' what was going on. The signals sent by Helen were quite clear.
Luke
... really? What did they say?
Tanya
Translating it into your language... I think she wanted to say something like 'I have to find the way to tell him'.
Luke
Eh?! Cut the crap! What should Helen tell me?!
Tanya
This I don't know, but she seemed really tense. The night would have ended badly even without my presence.
Luke
Well... I'm going to bed now.
Tanya
Goodnight then.
Luke
Ya right... 'good night'! Damn you!
End of chapter
(Monologue)
Yawn.. What a great sleep!
Tanya
Hurry up, it's half past seven already.
Luke
Damn it...
Tanya
What's up?
Luke
Do you realize that you're ruining my life?
Tanya
And how?
Luke
And you dare ask me how? You're forcing me to misbehave with Helen!
Tanya
...
Luke
Don't tell me it's untrue!
Tanya
It's true... partially.
In any case, hurry up, you have to go to work soon.
Luke
Ok, but before that, I want to talk to you for a moment...
Not much of a choice here, we'll just ask
Luke
Listen... do you have paranormal powers?
Tanya
What do you mean?
Luke
At work... I saw you appearing... like I had a vision!
Tanya
(Laughing) Haha, it's impossible!
Luke
I know, it's what I think too!
Tanya
Are you sure you're not falling in love with me?
Luke
... with a robot? I really don't think so!
But why not? After all, stranger things have happened...
Luke
Now I get ready to go to work...
Tanya
Good.
Luke
But... this situation must come to an end!
Tanya
I already explained to you...
Luke
And I don't want to know anything about you! But...
Tanya
Well done. I'd be sorry if I had to eliminate you.
Luke
Eliminate me!?
Tanya
Oh yes.
Luke
No... You'd never do that...
Tanya
You think?
Luke
I'm going to work now.
The option remains to turn Tanya in with the police, but again - we already did that
(Monologue)
Here I am back in my office. Let's begin the usual startup procedures...
Hm, strange, Tom is not at work today. I don't see his username logged in. I hope nothing has happened to him.
Now that I think about it... I could even do some research on robot models here at Nanotech. I have access to the whole database. Even if I don't know what interesting things I may find about Tanya...
But...that talk this morning...would she actually be capable of breaking one of the three laws of robotics? Would she be capable of killing a human being? I don't know why, but I think she can.
Let's check whether Tom is still butthurt
Tom
Hi...
Luke
Hey Tom.. Everything alright? Sorry if I called you at home...
Tom
I don't feel well today...
Luke
I'm sorry. Do you think you can work from home?
Tom
Yes, I'll try to do something, as usual.
Luke
Perfect...
Ah, Tom?
Tom
What's up?
Luke
It's none of your business.
Tanya
It's my business indeed... if you hurt your hand, how will you be able to work?
Luke
Oh. So now you worry about me, really heart touching.
Tanya
I just worry about not being found. Show me your hand.
(Monologue)
Tanya takes my hand... her fingers are not cold as I expected.
Luke
Your... hands are warm..?
Tanya
If you want I can make them colder.
Luke
Uhm no, forget it!
Tanya
Luckily no bone is broken, even if you hit the wall quite hard...
Luke
...
Tanya
Listen... I'm sorry that happened, but...
Even if I wasn't there, I 'felt' what was going on. The signals sent by Helen were quite clear.
Luke
... really? What did they say?
Tanya
Translating it into your language... I think she wanted to say something like 'I have to find the way to tell him'.
Luke
Eh?! Cut the crap! What should Helen tell me?!
Tanya
This I don't know, but she seemed really tense. The night would have ended badly even without my presence.
Luke
Well... I'm going to bed now.
Tanya
Goodnight then.
Luke
Ya right... 'good night'! Damn you!
End of chapter
(Monologue)
Yawn.. What a great sleep!
Tanya
Hurry up, it's half past seven already.
Luke
Damn it...
Tanya
What's up?
Luke
Do you realize that you're ruining my life?
Tanya
And how?
Luke
And you dare ask me how? You're forcing me to misbehave with Helen!
Tanya
...
Luke
Don't tell me it's untrue!
Tanya
It's true... partially.
In any case, hurry up, you have to go to work soon.
Luke
Ok, but before that, I want to talk to you for a moment...
Not much of a choice here, we'll just ask
Luke
Listen... do you have paranormal powers?
Tanya
What do you mean?
Luke
At work... I saw you appearing... like I had a vision!
Tanya
(Laughing) Haha, it's impossible!
Luke
I know, it's what I think too!
Tanya
Are you sure you're not falling in love with me?
Luke
... with a robot? I really don't think so!
But why not? After all, stranger things have happened...
Luke
Now I get ready to go to work...
Tanya
Good.
Luke
But... this situation must come to an end!
Tanya
I already explained to you...
Luke
And I don't want to know anything about you! But...
Tanya
Well done. I'd be sorry if I had to eliminate you.
Luke
Eliminate me!?
Tanya
Oh yes.
Luke
No... You'd never do that...
Tanya
You think?
Luke
I'm going to work now.
The option remains to turn Tanya in with the police, but again - we already did that
(Monologue)
Here I am back in my office. Let's begin the usual startup procedures...
Hm, strange, Tom is not at work today. I don't see his username logged in. I hope nothing has happened to him.
Now that I think about it... I could even do some research on robot models here at Nanotech. I have access to the whole database. Even if I don't know what interesting things I may find about Tanya...
But...that talk this morning...would she actually be capable of breaking one of the three laws of robotics? Would she be capable of killing a human being? I don't know why, but I think she can.
Let's check whether Tom is still butthurt
Tom
Hi...
Luke
Hey Tom.. Everything alright? Sorry if I called you at home...
Tom
I don't feel well today...
Luke
I'm sorry. Do you think you can work from home?
Tom
Yes, I'll try to do something, as usual.
Luke
Perfect...
Ah, Tom?
Tom
What's up?
Is everything alright, Tom?
Luke
I wanted to apologize for yesterday at the pub... for having accused you of flirting with Helen...
Tom
Okay, apology accepted!
Luke
Great... have a nice day at work, then!
Tom
You too. I'll ring you.
(Monologue)
I start querying the database.
Interesting... several experiments have been carried out throughout England to create 'bionic organisms'. i.e. robots with features which are totally similar to those of human beings!
But, apparently, nobody is as advanced as Tanya.
We meet another new character
Prof. Mark
Are you interested in bionics, Luke?
Luke
Ah! Professor Mark!
Prof. Mark
The files you are reading are rather outdated. Big improvements have been made recently.
Luke
Ah, really?
Prof. Mark
Yes. But let's meet in the lab during lunch break, if you want to know more about this topic. I don't have time, now.
Luke
Okay, I'll be there.
Now we work until lunchtime
(Monologue)
Another boring working day...
Damn it... time never passes today...!
There I go... for the moment I have finished. It's lunch break time. I can stay here in the office or go somewhere else, but I only have one hour.
(Monologue)
I can now go to Mark's Laboratory if I'm interested in hearing his offer...I am not sure about it though.
So, do we stay in office or go see Professor Mark?
Go see him.
Go see Mark.
Fuck her in the ass and make her cry.
Wat, not an option yet?
Wat, not an option yet?
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