Ivar the Boner
Arcane
MISSION: BUGMAN'S BREWERY (briefing and battle) AND THEN LOREN.
Episode in which we complete mission waaay more important to us all than getting some lazy ass elf to Loren.
Bugman's Brewery needs assistance in repelling attacks by a drunken Giant. If we can drive him away you'll each have a kef of beer as well as your fee.
The Dwarven guards at the brewery have recently been called to Zhufbar, leaving it virtually defenceless. Bugman's brew is the finest beer in the Old World. We cannot allow it to be wasted on ignorant Giant.
This is an outrage! We cannot allow ignorant giant to get wasted on Bugman's brew!
We can't waste any more time!
Shut up Ceridan, this is serious!
We quickly gathered what men were avaible and rushed to Bugman's Brewery before it's too late.
We took:
Jarema's cav.
Cleve.
Keeler's Bowmen (fucking waste of money)
And some Ass-gas Bloodfists men.
We start here. We put Keeler and Cleve in front and rest in the back so they can watch the show.
Drunken giant.
Brewery. It CANNOT FALL! Since rest of this mission is banal-shit-boring shoot giants with hunting spear there will be no commentary.
He looks like he's sleeping...
"mission" complete.
Ok Ceridan, now we can go to Loren
Since we are cheap, we decide to got with only cav and Ceridan.
clip-clop...
Ungrunn's envoy wishes us "good lu" and we part our ways.
Wołodyjowski, if you just saw this douche when we were seeing emperor. (in faggy voice) "I'm descended directly from long line of douchebags, help me emprah, you are my only hope!" What an asshat, I'm telling you...
What the hell did you get us into, Cerdian?!
Shoot those fags with great cannon and slit Ceridan's throat!
clip-clop...
Holy shit, we are rich. But we didn't get any reinforcements so I don't know what the hell is going on (we should get some).
At least some cool looking Treeman decided to join us.
...But he bring some faggets with him.
Episode in which we complete mission waaay more important to us all than getting some lazy ass elf to Loren.
Bugman's Brewery needs assistance in repelling attacks by a drunken Giant. If we can drive him away you'll each have a kef of beer as well as your fee.
The Dwarven guards at the brewery have recently been called to Zhufbar, leaving it virtually defenceless. Bugman's brew is the finest beer in the Old World. We cannot allow it to be wasted on ignorant Giant.
This is an outrage! We cannot allow ignorant giant to get wasted on Bugman's brew!
We can't waste any more time!
Shut up Ceridan, this is serious!
We quickly gathered what men were avaible and rushed to Bugman's Brewery before it's too late.
We took:
Jarema's cav.
Cleve.
Keeler's Bowmen (fucking waste of money)
And some Ass-gas Bloodfists men.
We start here. We put Keeler and Cleve in front and rest in the back so they can watch the show.
Drunken giant.
Brewery. It CANNOT FALL! Since rest of this mission is banal-shit-boring shoot giants with hunting spear there will be no commentary.
He looks like he's sleeping...
"mission" complete.
Ok Ceridan, now we can go to Loren
Since we are cheap, we decide to got with only cav and Ceridan.
clip-clop...
Ungrunn's envoy wishes us "good lu" and we part our ways.
Wołodyjowski, if you just saw this douche when we were seeing emperor. (in faggy voice) "I'm descended directly from long line of douchebags, help me emprah, you are my only hope!" What an asshat, I'm telling you...
What the hell did you get us into, Cerdian?!
Shoot those fags with great cannon and slit Ceridan's throat!
clip-clop...
Holy shit, we are rich. But we didn't get any reinforcements so I don't know what the hell is going on (we should get some).
At least some cool looking Treeman decided to join us.
...But he bring some faggets with him.