Let's Play NWN2: The Epic, Heart-wrenching Bishop Romance

[Andyman Messiah]

Khelgar is awesome in the beginning if you play female and quicksave just before you meet Elanee and then quickload after the special female only "let's invite all the realms"-dialogue is finished.

 

[Texas Red]

Khelgar is awesome in the beginning if you play female and quicksave just before you meet Elanee and then quickload after the special female only "let's invite all the realms"-dialogue is finished.

What are you talking about, dickfart?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: Just for you guys to know, Paris' singing causes physical harm even to animals...

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: Oh come now. If it makes you feel better, I've got treaty in my pocket...

: HATE HATE HATE!!!! Fucking pedoelf.

: Where is the treaty.

: Open the zipper, you'll find it soon enough...

Retardolation: Rumours

 

[Texas Red]

I have to admit Neeshka parodying Khelgar and Elanee when you arrive to Neverwinter is gold.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Khelgar is awesome in the beginning if you play female and quicksave just before you meet Elanee and then quickload after the special female only "let's invite all the realms"-dialogue is finished.

What are you talking about, dickfart?

I'm the inspiration behind your custom "Dumbfuck3" title. That should explain why your dick can't comprehend the amount of assgas I provide the planet with daily.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: Paris is BACK and she's looking...

: OK, I can't finish that sentence. She's just back. That's all. Anyhoo, she's joined the local criminal scum, and is on her way to coerce and bribe (you know how). And some ninja akshun!

: No she isn't. She's a bitch, not a ninja.

: Whatever you say. You don't dress like you're going to infiltrate anything but a bedroom though.

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: [Search Wolf]

: Okay, doesn't really matter to her. Fur coat is a fur coat.

: Poor puppy.

: It was a man.

: Puppyyyyy...

: Hairy old unwashed hippie.

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Retardolation: Rape

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: A godlike Bluff...

: OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! Now we have ANOTHER spoiled whore!

: Eeeeek!!!

: I'm still hard though...

: Pervert!

: Figures. Now we know why Neverwinter has no bikes at all. Doc fucking Louis the original stealing nigger is leading the criminal scum. Is someone going to stop him right there and have him pay his fines?

: Is that politically correct?

: Are you?

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[DiverNB]

This thread is fucking killing me.

 

[Pussycat669]

Have you finished that mod through and through? Are there any 'special' endings added?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Have you finished that mod through and through? Are there any 'special' endings added?

I around the battle of Crossroad Keep. Still no secks despite build-up, but at least I don't have to drudge through any of the ally side-quests to get the mod content.

But I really doubt there'll be any other variations than Bishop siding with you. There's not C&C at ALL in the mod dialogues, not even Influence or Alignment shifts. The only thing that can change stuff is saying "I don't think this is working out Bishop" which ends the mod content. Otherwise, no effect at all.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Retardolation: Rumours

: WHY CAN'T THIS FUCKING END ALREADY!!! So anyhoo, now Paris has to smuggle weapons to her goons after her whore-behaviour pissed the Watch off...

Retardolation: STD

: Slllllllllut!

: Hopefully you are.

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: Come on, all I'm asking for is an ass attack to my face! I know you like it too! Mai? Mai?

: Oh, I'm SOOOOOO surprised you too get along.

: Fact: Rich whores are even less capable of getting poked at then other women. Oh stop pouting Mai!

Also, notice how utterly capitulated Khelgar the Chihuahua looks.

Retardolation: Persuasion Pie

: Two can play this game Mai! *pout*

Retardolation: Rape

: .Hmmmmmm.....

: Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay!

: Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay! Andy's gay!

: Not true!

: Well, he's never fucked you, am I rite?

: Welllll.... I mean....

: Andy's gay!

: Isn't!

: Stupid stupid STUPID!!! Don't blame me when your penis falls off!

: Riiiiight... You should be a bit wilder and flashier for me Mai.

: Not a chance.

: Andy's gay.

: Isn't!

: Well, no doubt about her now. A duo designed in hell.

: Andy still isn't gay.

: You're just in denial. Lack of good dicking does that. But really, if you ain't willing to believe what spending ages in a forest with an underage boy means, I know just the guys to call to...

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: OOOOOOHHHH YEEAAAAAAAHHHH! ASS ATTACK IS FINALLY ON ITS WAY! CRIPPLE MY HEAD BABY!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I'm so gay right now.

 

[Kaiserin]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

It's another PS:T only worse.

:facepalm:

That's an entirely stupid way to look at the situation, but I would be lying if I denied that Geralt has kept me from playing 'The Witcher' so far. I'll eventually get around to playing it, but I'll have to be in a mood to 'get over' him when that happens.

Only fat people go on jags about male oppression in video games btw.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

It's another PS:T only worse.

:facepalm:

That's an entirely stupid way to look at the situation, but I would be lying if I denied that Geralt has kept me from playing 'The Witcher' so far. I'll eventually get around to playing it, but I'll have to be in a mood to 'get over' him when that happens.

Only fat people go on jags about male oppression in video games btw.

Oh I have a fuckton of Merilinda quotes coming up later in this LP. They're even better.

Update tomorrow, because I'm feeling lazy.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: AAAAAAAAND WE'RE *punishment by crushing*

: Owwwwwwww.... It really does hurt! But that pervert Vaarna is out of the picture for now, so I'll host! Yay! Soooo... The nasty whore totally banged her way through the smuggling run, and was then sent to find some emissary. Whatever. Andy's not gay.

: Asssssss...

: Another midget? Isn't he such a silly thing... Not that I'm into midgets, but that slut certainly is! Anyway, the wackee midget starts a storytime...

: See what's all that bitch could think of! It's almost exactly like...

: Glorious asssssss...

: It is exactly like that. Soooo, anyways, the slut goes to a troll infested-area (the entrance said something like Intarwebs or whatever) and found this box with these sparkling balls...

: Come to think of it, I've never seen Andy's balls.

: DON'T even start!

Retardolation: [press button to skip]

: So anyway, she TOTALLY infects all those poor orcs anyway and then...

: Who is this boring man the ragtag ransackers ran across?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: OK, I'm back and fine. Tonight with us there will be a most esteemed guest...

: Meh, you're back. But who is the guest?

: Commissar Yarrick.

: How'd you lure him to this deathtrap?

: I have my ways.

: So anyway... Ah, here he is.

: Fuck you.

: What's up with him?

: Stay away from me filthy whore.

: I had gupsies kidnap his boyfriend.

: LIES AND SLANDER! Ghazza and I have 100% straight and macho relationship!

: Sure you do.

: I should smite you from existence...

: If I die, Ghazza dies. The gupsies are in position.

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: That's more like it. Now, we just met this interesting fellow on the road!

: OK, maybe not exactly interesting.

Retardolation: Imperial City

: Is she related to that some retarded bunch of "video game" "developers" who like to ride around on horses killing things with a sword?

: I don't wanna know.

: Well, fuck you anyway.

Retardolation: Baurus

: Paris is surprisingly... Restrained...

: Something fishy is going on... Oh wait, whores don't like nice guys.

: Like Ghazza...

: Paris' voice can apparently KILL the listener...

: I'd like to show you what my voice can do...

: Ghazza. Gupsies.

: Fuck you.

: Didn't know that orcs have sex-ed about STDs...

: Well, you know what they say about AIDS... And this guy lives in a cave surrounded by sweaty hairy men.

: What's wrong with that?

: Anyway, they kick the orcs ass all the way to a Gorkamorka track, and go down the stairs.

: Spoiled whore.

: Spoiled whore.

: She hasn't seen MY handiwork.

: ... WHAT IS PARIS DOING TO THOSE BODIES!?

: Ewwwww...

Retardolation: King of Worms

: Paris Hilton's funeral rites? DO NOT WANT.

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: Wusses.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: OK, so Paris has killed all the orcs with Syphilis, and is now doing things in a mass grave.

: It's not even a proper mass grave. This is child's play.

: You're insane, you know that.

: I have a tender side too you know... But you assholes are never going to see it!

: Necro... Stop giving Paris ideas!

: Bitch!

: Amauteurs.

:
Even the DEAD fear Paris' voice, even resolving to stay dead rather than listen!

: Errrr... WHAT?! Paris must be contaminating EVERYONE around her!

: Duh, she's a total slut!

Translation: New Sheoth

: Wait wait wait, WHAAAT?!

 

[Starwars]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in this thread, but please continue.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Later. I feel lazy again.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Retardolation: ???

: Uh-oh...

Retardolation: Bloom

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: OH THANK GOD YOU SAVED US DOC!!!

: Shut up foo.

: (Don't tell him Paris met the emissary... He might send us back to the bad place.)

Retardolation: Knights of the Nine

: Poor thing.

: Poor you fucktards if anything happens to Ghazza!

: Timewarp....

: ENGAGE!

: You don't wanna know...

: What he said.

: Good that you agree with me... Now say it with me: Andy is gay.

: ISN'T!

: Andy? Isn't that the guy Ghazza met at RealJock gym?

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Retardolation: Mudcrab

: What a bitch.

: What a bitch.

: That's the way!

: She's Paris fucking Hilton, whatcha expect?

: HA! Can't take it like a MAN!

: Fuck! Just when I thought things were gonna wrap up!

: We're doomed!

: Weaklings!

: OH GOD NO! It's HIM!

: I like this guy.

: You like assholes?

: What kinda REAL MAN doesn't?

: WHATTA FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!

: Oh no... OH NO!!!!!

: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

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[Radisshu]

I think it's really funny how the writer of this mod often talks shit to the Bio writers about how she always has to improve their games afterwards.

 

[Durwyn]

Epic Thread ! MOAR

 

[Nedrah]

Oh god.

That was top ranked at the vault?

Oh god

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I think it's really funny how the writer of this mod often talks shit to the Bio writers about how she always has to improve their games afterwards.

The best part is that her dialogue choices don't matter shit. Not even alignment shifts or anything. No Influence, nothing at all. Except possibly two different answers (same options though). The only choice that matters is the "I don't think this is working out Bishop" in the flirts that I'll cover later (later as in as pretty damn soon).

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: Hurrays! We are saved!

: YAY!!!

: The heat is on!

: And what follows next...

: Right.

: YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Sister, STDs kill.

: JUST LET THE LUSKANS KILL HER ALREADY!!!

: Trial by combat. It is the only way.

: YARRICK YOU JINXED IT!!!!

: BASTARD!!!!

: You deserve to suffer, asshats. Now, where the hell is Ghazza? Tell me, or else!

: Fine, fine, whatever. We're better off without you.

: Hey isn't that...

: It can't be...

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ot_katYYiU

: Then why are you helping her?!?!

Retardolation: Rumours

: WHY DO WE RUN INTO EVERY GODDAMN SEXUAL DEVIANT IN THE BLOODY REALMS!?!?!?!

: Do not want.

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgX-hiQdfFw

: DO NOT WANT!

Retardolation: Pay the Fine

: Yes! Go to the pervy whore camp and leave us alone! PLEASE!

: PLZ!

: Bishop is clearly looking at her bewbs...

: Pervert. Just like you.

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: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a3_FNTyz8M&feature=related

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKh2CI6T_c0&feature=related

: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vNsDhFaKUk&feature=related

 

[Radisshu]

Ah, the top NWN2 mod delivers!