Let's Play NWN2: The Epic, Heart-wrenching Bishop Romance

[Vaarna_Aarne]

"It's not the absence that put me off, though it was immediately and unreasonably hard. The writing is awful, and that was the game that demonstrated to me that I would never want to be forced to play a male character EVER. I mean, the moment the cheesiest flying white ghostly woman in balooning skirts looked at my character and whined "My love..." after a half-page of description how her white clothing is stirring in the etheral wind I knew I was done. Well, that in addition to being wink-wink, nudge-nudged to go shag the female zombies.... I tortured myself a bit further awaiting for the greatness to start seeping in, but it was no better, and the impossibility to get rid of the most annoying companion ever created, and that 5 y.o. like fascination with internal organs (I half expected the game describe my character picking his nose and examine the content)... Argh. I still want the hours I wasted on it back!" - Merilinda on PS:T

: Hello and good evening, I'm your host, the most awesome and studly Vaarna. Here with me today is Mai Shiranui!

: Me bouncyyy!

: Yes you are, but now on with the show! We're going to cover the adventures of Paris Hilton, a retarded Barbaric Bard and chihuahua parasite! For the viewers pleasure, we shall include the "retard dialogue" that Paris TRIES to say but the chihuahua replaces with intelligible speech.

: Yes, so many years ago you stupid fuck decided to adopt a rich heiress, and now all you can do about it is angst by the fireside, huh? Too bad for you, fuck-o!

: Don't be such a meanie.

: Shut up.

: BARELY dressed, I may add. Stupid elf.

: You said I was well-dressed. What's wrong with her outfit.

: I'm not trying to get into her panties.

Retardolation: Rumours

: And the EPIC saga of love, haet, rangers, dogs, fate and war begins!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

This needs more Kiefer and Colin. Come on. Make it happen. Bitch.

Also, yes, fast-forward.

 

[Texas Red]

Isn't this Merilinda the one who also disliked MotB? I get confused with all of the retardation coming from Bioware forum women.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes.

 

[Lesifoere]

I vote skip to Bishop. Mind, I still haven't played the OC up to the point you meet Bishop, so anything beyond the second chapter or so is new and exciting to me.

 

[DiverNB]

Isn't this Merilinda the one who also disliked MotB? I get confused with all of the retardation coming from Bioware forum women.

I hear a lot about the retardation of these biowomen, but have never gone to the bioware forums because I avoid shit forums like the plague. I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Isn't this Merilinda the one who also disliked MotB? I get confused with all of the retardation coming from Bioware forum women.

I hear a lot about the retardation of these biowomen, but have never gone to the bioware forums because I avoid shit forums like the plague. I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

She'll be appearing later in the LP. With the VERY BEST OF collection of quotes.

 

[Jedi_Learner]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

 

[JarlFrank]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

It's another PS:T only worse.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

But then again, I do like that game, and my protagonist worked very well for it, even if I had no idea what the story was when I created her; she was exactly perfect.

Just to tell you, she REALLY likes Bishop. I mean on obsessive levels. Like the mod that she's making that will shoe-horn Bishop into MotB, which will then have it the way it's supposed to be!

 

[DiverNB]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

That was certainly some good lulz. I can now go about my day of work happily.

 

[DiverNB]

But then again, I do like that game, and my protagonist worked very well for it, even if I had no idea what the story was when I created her; she was exactly perfect.

Just to tell you, she REALLY likes Bishop. I mean on obsessive levels. Like the mod that she's making that will shoe-horn Bishop into MotB, which will then have it the way it's supposed to be!

Who was Bishop in NWN2? I didn't bother playing it.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

But then again, I do like that game, and my protagonist worked very well for it, even if I had no idea what the story was when I created her; she was exactly perfect.

Just to tell you, she REALLY likes Bishop. I mean on obsessive levels. Like the mod that she's making that will shoe-horn Bishop into MotB, which will then have it the way it's supposed to be!

Who was Bishop in NWN2? I didn't bother playing it.

The asshole.

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

But then again, I do like that game, and my protagonist worked very well for it, even if I had no idea what the story was when I created her; she was exactly perfect.

Just to tell you, she REALLY likes Bishop. I mean on obsessive levels. Like the mod that she's making that will shoe-horn Bishop into MotB, which will then have it the way it's supposed to be!

Who was Bishop in NWN2? I didn't bother playing it.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... ledButCute
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... atherPants

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

A dark, mysterious, moody ranger. The kind whose fanbase is entirely split into lonely virgins who want to heal his tortured heart with the power of love, lonely virgins who want to have violent, passionate sex with him, and both.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

A dark, mysterious, moody ranger. The kind whose fanbase is entirely split into lonely virgins who want to heal his tortured heart with the power of love, lonely virgins who want to have violent, passionate sex with him, and both.

But who'd really only fuck himself. Not that the fanbase is willing to accept that.

 

[Wyrmlord]

I am intrigued, does anyone have some reading I can do for some good lulz?

Not Bioware material, but I always find this funny.

It's another PS:T only worse.

That Crazy Feminist Bitch is Melirinda herself.

Her real name is Dominique "Domi" Sotto, hence the name she is using to post. She is the only person in the whole of the internet to have the opinions that she does, so one shouldn't assume that it's another woman. :wink:

But anyway DI, Melirinda didn't dislike MotB AFAIK, merely nerdraged over the fact that you couldn't destroy the Wall. If she bothered to get into the details of the game as much as she did, I reckon she must have liked it.

 

[Wyrmlord]

But interestingly, isn't Bishop a sexist character in himself? Quite ironic, no?

 

[Helton]

It's just amazing to me how many of you are butthurt by that chick. Every month a thread pops up where half a dozen hens start gossipping about Merilinda or whatever her name is.

 

[RK47]

...Obsidian, abandon Zehir expac, go work on Bishop's Quest premium module.

*insert overused game music video theme(hell, let's put linkin park in the end for the irony in the rail roaded ending)*

He burned his village *FWOOOSH*

Buried his past *cries of burning townfolk "Why are you doing this, Bishop?*

"WHY. WON'T. YOU. RUN?!" Bishop screaming in the flaming background

Can he be loved? Will he betray again?

Neverwinter Nights 2 X2
Sleeping with the Enemy

FOUR Romances:
The fiery sorceress, Qara. THE HOTTEST ROMANCE IN RPG EVER.
The elven druid, Elanee. ELFZ WMawhahGAGHAHGHAHGH
The tiefling rogue, Neeshka. Enough romance to blow the 9 planes of hell away.
The doomed farm girl, Shandra Jerro. Your potential in law sold his soul in hell. Go figure.

"Well then you'll be paying me another way. My bedroll's a little cold at night - I'm thinking you can fix that." -Bishop

 

[Wyrmlord]

It's just amazing to me how many of you are butthurt by that chick. Every month a thread pops up where half a dozen hens start gossipping about Merilinda or whatever her name is.

I am not butthurt by her. I quite like her. She is a fairly interesting poster, and even if I disagree with alot of things she says, she is still clear and articulate about what she thinks and doesn't hold a staff of righteousness over people.

Though it is interesting that someone who has never posted here, a person from another forum, is such a huge subject of discussion in our place. Then again, she is a top rated modder in NWVault, and something of an internet pseudo-celebrity.

 

[Gragt]

[...] and something of an internet pseudo-celebrity.

I wish I could one day reach the level of depravation but there is still much to be done.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

...Obsidian, abandon Zehir expac, go work on Bishop's Quest premium module.

*insert overused game music video theme(hell, let's put linkin park in the end for the irony in the rail roaded ending)*

He burned his village *FWOOOSH*

Buried his past *cries of burning townfolk "Why are you doing this, Bishop?*

"WHY. WON'T. YOU. RUN?!" Bishop screaming in the flaming background

Can he be loved? Will he betray again?

Neverwinter Nights 2 X2
Sleeping with the Enemy

FOUR Romances:
The fiery sorceress, Qara. THE HOTTEST ROMANCE IN RPG EVER.
The elven druid, Elanee. ELFZ WMawhahGAGHAHGHAHGH
The tiefling rogue, Neeshka. Enough romance to blow the 9 planes of hell away.
The doomed farm girl, Shandra Jerro. Your potential in law sold his soul in hell. Go figure.

"Well then you'll be paying me another way. My bedroll's a little cold at night - I'm thinking you can fix that." -Bishop

This is the wrong way around.

The PC must be female and romance Bishop, while Bishop overtakes just about every other thing in the game.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

: Because of the demand of the crowd, there shall be moar immershun. Eventually. But now, it's time to give a quick recap of shit going down!

Yay!

: No.

: Booze count thus far: 3.

: A total slut!

: Takes one to know one, eh?

:

: When Paris sings, PEOPLE DIE!!!

: Well, they'd probably die anyway.

: Do not want!

: Well, we're gonna invite every damn NPC on the way, whether we like it or not.

Continues soon!

 

[fastpunk]

We demand MOAR!!!