In Progress Let's Play Illusion of Time!

[Last Dragonian]

So, without further ado, let's play. . .

A.K.A. Illusion of Gaia, Records of the Illusion of Gaia, Gaia Gensōki, and also Come dance with us to the Incan ship.

Our story begins. . .

- A year Has passed since I went to the Tower of Babel with my father. My Father and his party met with disaster. Somehow, I made it back to South Cape. . .I still can't believe my father is gone. I'll never believe it. . .When I grow up, I'll be an explorer and see the world.

- Now, don't go wandering out there. Demons have appeared outside of town. If you go very far, you must go with your parents.

The mandatory bookworm.

That guy. Probably been too many times "kept after school".

The Brick.

No hitting on me? We must be new at school. Oh well, not much more to do, to the roof!

Lance:

- Alone, at last.

Lance:

Church roofs are so dull. . .hey, one of those funky vitros.

I MUST BREAK YOU

Wait, this is not a vitro. This is not a vitro AT ALL.

Welcome to Dead Dark Space. That's Momma Gaia. Momma Gaia is a pretty cool gal, seh patches you up, gives you PROTIP's and doesn't afraid of anything. But, Back into character. . .

OH GOD, IS THAT A MOVING GIANT MULTIPLE-HORNED-GOAT-HITTING-A-WOMAN STONE HEAD? . . .can I take it home?

AH, it talks! KILL IT GODDAMMIT

- Only one with the Dark Power can see this space.

- So. . .I belong to the Dark side?

- You are the chosen one.

- Which makes me Darth Revan.

- As your mother I don't recomme--

- FUCK YOU I'M THE CHOSEN ONE *gets out of pocket dimension*

Back on the Church Roof. . .

FUCK YOU I'M THE CHOSEN ONE AND AS SUCH, I WILL SHOW YOU MY POWER.

NO CHURCH IS HIGH ENOUGH FOR MEEEEE--

Oh, it didn't kill me. Huh.

PROTIP random NPC.

Mirror's Edge, eat your heart out.

- I will give you goods for your jewels as written on the list.

"My secrets" sounds like a Naga-ette Bromide of sorts. 50 gems? YOU'RE ON, OLD MAN.

Because weird lit-on-fire gems don't affect Sneak. Oh well, let's explore some more

Town exit.

NPC: DIDN'T YOUR TEACHER WARN YOU NOT to leave town without your parents?

- He also said "Eat this, for it symbolizes my body, and drink this, for it symbolizes my soul" after pulling down his pants. Also, you're a douche, I have no parents and it's not like you don't know

Let's go to shake some hou--

*hit by a pot* Whoa man, watch it!

Seth's mother: I put up with it for Seth's Sake, but if it weren't for him, I'd have left long ago!

- Because he loves you so much he spends his time away at a sea cave with his friends doing God knows what.

Moving on. . .

NPC: Not like mine under this scarf. . .

Middle-Eastern Christians. Way to go, religion.

OP IN DA HOUSE

. . .Outside? What is this outside you're talking about?

I-I can explain, sir. It was ERIK'S FAULT, HE'S ALWAYS WANTING ME TO STICK MY FLUTE IN HIS--

- Ha ha. Excellent! Even if a boy can't study, he should show a little initiative.

Off to Erik's house

Big house, big shots.

Hipster + Moneybags = My milkshake brings all the boyz to South Cape.

Mah baby's on fi-eee-ire. . .

Better use END as dump sta-eee-ate.

Some kids playing Green light, Red light on the roof make me feel suicidal, all of a sudden. So, I decide it's time to go see mah nigguhs.

Erectile disfunction: Attacking South Cape fishermen since 1994.

Ah, here we are. The gang's hideout.

- They gathered there to talk and play games until sundown

Lance: I'm playing cards with Seth. Wait a minute.

- You finished Radical Dreamers with every possible ending?

Erik: The princess of Edward Castle has run away! They say she came to South Cape!

YOUR ROYAL SHENANIGANS DON'T IMPRESS LANCE

Lance: You came in such a hurry that I thought something really big had happened! The princess is probably. that spoiled girl, Kara. . .The one you like so much!

Erik: LIAR! Maybe the soldiers will come here looking for her!

Erik: I want to see Will's mysterious power. You haven't seen it? He can move things without touching them.

Lance: Will. Show me again.

-I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS, YOU'RE THE TOOL!

Seth: PROTIP: Face The statue and push the L/R buttons.

So, we proceed to put on a good show

*vacuum sound*

Seth: No matter how many times I see it, I'm still amazed. But why can you move the statue when you can't move anything else. . .?

OH SO MYSTERIOUS.

Lance: I'll put four cards face down. Pick the one you think is the Ace of Diamonds.

*insert Yu-gi-oh abridged bug man joke here*

*drumroll*

Lance: Ahhh! Right!!

Erik: I'm speechless. . .Hey, Seth. This is some type of psychic power, right?

Seth: Yeah, it must be some kind of psychic power thing. If I didn't know better I'd think it was magic. We have five senses, seeing, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. I think Will's psychic power is some kind of sixth sense.

Lance: [INT check failed]What Seth says is too complicated for me to understand.

Using the power of Time Travel, we check and. . .

every card. . .

is the. . .

right one. And I thought I had true psychic powers. I'm just another alchemist. Oh well, play time's over.

. . .you'd probably be in a circus and not playing as an almost irrelevant NPC. Way to go, EriKKKKNGGGHHHH

Let's get outta here

Psychic tutorials are a waste of time. Let's go home and eat some fruitcake.

WHERE'S MAH DINoh hey

When was the last time we had porkchops? C'mere boy!

Hasta la vista, Porky.

. . .should have picked dad's sword and not his fucking FLUTE. Oh well, let's see what grandma can do about this pig.

But then!

Porky gets friendly with my crotch.

Too friendly, in fact. Huh, someone's coming down the stairs.

To be or not to be lunch. That is this pig's question.

Kara: Frankly (Mr. Shankly) you look a little shabby. . . .

PRINCESS Oh right, I'm not supposed to know.

Kara: Your father? Mother? Not here, huh?

:

- My father's an explorer, he. . . . .
Kara: I know. Olman, the explorer. They say he was lost.
Will: He'll come back some day.
Kara: Are you sad? . . .No? I'd be sad if it were me. I'm sorry. . .
Kara: Anyway, is there a piano here?
Will: No, there isn't! Get the fuck outta my house! But Grandma Lola is a great singer.
Kara: They're singing upstairs now. They have such loud voices!!

And trust people too easily.

- Dinner's not ready yet

- Oh, my! I haven't sung like this in a long time. Your grandmother Lola used to be a singer. I fell in love with her voice. That's why I married her.

- Ah ha ha. Oh, you!! Bringing up a thing like that! Will, you shouldn't be surprised to hear that. By the way, the girl who was singing with me a minute ago. . .

*black wind howls*

!

That interrupted scream could only mean one thing. . .

Kara: I don't know you. Be gone!

If you ask me, he puts people's behinds on his room walls.

Kara: What do I care if you lose your head?

Soldier: Do you think I have nothing better to do than chase you down?

- Killing demons? Rebelling against your own king? Rape and pillage? RAPE AND PILLAGE!

Kara: Will. I feel as though we've met before as if we were good friends.

- Now it's time for you to meditate on WHY I insist I don't know you

- Edward Castle. . . There's a big viaduct under the castle. Your grandfather designed it.

- What! Really?

There's a prison under the castle. It's built like a maze to keep the prisoners from escaping. I feel bad that I built a prison where people disappear and are never heard from again.

- Enough serious talk Let's eat dinner. I've made a delicious pie. Let's sit at the table upstairs.

But before doing so. . .

Bill: Last night, licorice and rice. Before that, mouse fritters. I can't stand it anymore!

Bill: Sometimes old people, if they're surrounded by problems, get a little forgetful. Maybe there's something bothering her that she can't talk about. . .

Will: I only got one piece but grandpa Bill ate half the pie.

- That night Will dreamed that Kara and he took a trip around the world. . .

*Will feels a little woozy*

Misleading much?

Good ol' Pops.

Lola: Good morning, Will. A letter has com for you from King Edward.

And the letter says: Bring the Crystal Ring from Olman's things to Edward Castle. ~King Edward

Lola: I've been in a bad mood ever since I saw this letter. Oh, Will. I'll teach you a spell. When I'm upset, humming this tune makes me feel better.

Read slowly. Something like "Thhhaaaat'sss prrreeeetyyyy".

Right.

Some people can't keep it to themselves.

You sure you didn't sell it to the Gem man?

You won't even tap that in the Afterlife, old man.

Oh, that's right, we've got the first "item" in our inventory! Let's check that shit out.

Standart inventory. We can store sixteen items at a time, Though I believe we won't use more than eight. And the pillars will play an important part some time in the future.

There you go. Once equipped, you can use it anywhere pressing B. But, since it's a quest item, it'll only react in certain situations, but not too far in the future.

Also, stats. Yup, Lamo. And no levelling system. In contrast to Soul Blazer and Terranigma, you raise your stats by killing all the demons in one room. Style is who you control. Later in the game, you get to take on Will, a man with a flute and a dream, a Knight, a "man" with a big fucking sword and no dreams, and a third form, which we won't be hitting till much much later in the game. Anyway, let's hit the road Jack.

See ya, Barrier.

Ah, the map. You get to move to different locations, but only those you know. Unfortunately, available locations at any time tend to be the ones you should choose to advance the plot, making showing off Mode 7 the whole point in having a map.

TO DA CASTLE! *insert Batman roll*

NEXT UPDATE: The Castle, First dungeon and moar text. Yay!

 

[Azira]

 

[Crooked Bee]

Kara: What do I care if you lose your head?

A true princess.

 

[laclongquan]

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Is the third form you pick up some light-blue cross between the T-1000 and a xenomorph that runs around a pyramid in GLORIOUS 2d?

I feel like I've played this game before, but only faintly. Maybe I should start tattooing information on my back...

 

[spekkio]

In during lightbane...

Also: whose alt are you?

 

[lightbane]

In during lightbane...

You called? Ah, no, I don't know him, he's not my alt as far as I know (unless he's a split personality of mine). Illusion of Time/Gaia? A good game (though short), but probably it doesn't work well for a screenshoot lp. Also, you missed one possible gem, you have to constantly annoy the two fishermen until one of them coughs up a gem (you'll have to enter/exit the cave several times to trigger the event).

Seth: Yeah, it must be some kind of psychic power thing. If I didn't know better I'd think it was magic. We have five senses, seeing, hearing, taste, smell, and touch. I think Will's psychic power is some kind of sixth sense.

"Pff, amateurs..."

 

[Last Dragonian]

After a long trip through the post-apocalyptic medieval land we call our homeworld, we get to Edward Castle! But first, thanks to the magic of Television, the lost jewels!

The first one is hidden near the Church bell.

The second one in Lance's House, in the basement between some pots.

Also, I missed. . .

this. . .

BANZAIIIIII

And the third Jewel, as mentioned by lightbane. . .

It takes a little patience (or pressing º many times). The fisherman appears after entering and exiting the cave at sunset many times. How many? It seems to be a random number of times. The first time you get outta the cave hemay or may not be there. I remember the first time I went through this he was there when I got out the first time, so it didn't strike me as something more complex. Oh well.

Next, we go to the inventory, select one, press B and BADABING

You can do it anywhere, I just happend to be next to Patchy. One just needs to raise a jewel and the others will go with it to the Jeweller. Now, let's get the prize!

I've got the herb

We return from our emergency broadcast to the normal LP. Thank you for your time.

We're greeted. Not with some gun-toting guards but with actual, law abbiding soldiers. Of course, since I like my head where it's stuck right now, I brought that letter, just in case.

YOU SHALL PASS. Anyway, isn't there snack bar around here? I'm hungry. Lead the way, Psycho-nose.

Not a People's man our king, huh. I'm still quiet hungry, after getting our lunch stolen by a pack of mutant bats. Let's poke around some more.

The Queen, not the King. It's a common jRPG/Disney movies rule Queens are evil, in general. Their husbands are just. . .there, or not even there.

Law abbiding jailors? In MY jRPG? LIES AND SLANDERS!!!

Yeah, I'm the MAN of the day baby, take a number.

Because. . .*gasp* he's E.V.I.L.?! *dun dun DUUUUUUN*

Oh hey, couple.

This seems so trivial, yet so relevant to my future encounters. I wonder why.

Yo, I'm the VIP 'round here, you don't mess with me.

Soldier: This is just a shabby boy.
Will: They should have marketed the games as The Adventures of Shabby Boy It's me, Kara.
Kara: Oh. . . That voice. . .
Soldier: Oh, pardon me! Please enter!
Will: Change of heart allovasudden? You're getting a little extra in you next paycheck.

Kara: Terrible! It's terrible! Again my father is trying to take something important from someone!
Kara:I've escaped from the castle before. Now they won't let me go out! Recently, something very strange has happened in the castle. My mother has hired a famous hunter. It's ominous. . .

Is she coming with me to the Audience? What?

Kara: I feel scared. My father and mother seem to have changed. Please save me! Take me out of here! Please. . .
Soldier: Princess. . .
Kara: Please come back, Will.

Oh the drama. Back to our quest.

He interviews in the same place he has breakfast? Now that's a cheap king.

Who told you?

You should be ashamed.

Shabby Boy 2: Electric Boogaloo.

>Yes

Well, before giving you the Ring, let me tell you a story. You see, a dandelion seed, a princess, a pig and a priest enter a bar. We all get into an orgy and, in a nutshell, The Crystal Ring shattered in the pig's anus.

[Speech failed]King Edward: Are you lying to me, young whelp?! GUARDS!! Throw this impudent weasel in prison!! Then go to Will's house and find the Ring!

Will: But, he, she, Hamlet, I. . .WAIT, I know what to do, let's attempt to be saved by the only one who hasn't spoken a word!

Queen Edwina: [Speech/PE check failed] Did you say Ma'am??!
Will:

We wake up in the Maze Prison.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

All in all you're just another moss on the wall.

No shit Sherlock. Let's check around.

Balls of steel.

Mosswhore.

Those prisoners were probably vegans.

Blast, my plan is ruined. The only thing left to do is slim down and go through the bars.

Oh wait, I could climb and get out through there too. Excellent

When do you do your gardening rounds? That could prove useful.

Wimp, Go back to your homemade snail pies.

Oh wait, that's right, you can't

Connection is bailing out on me, so I'll post the first dungeon when everything's up again (probably in ten minutes). Tah-tah!

 

[Crooked Bee]

Tah-tah indeed.

Carry on, Bryce-kun.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Not a game I ever expected to see LPed, mostly because of the way the dialogue is done making it a pain in the ass. But carry on!

 

[Last Dragonian]

Ah, before we go any further, I forgot something. The fourth Jewel.

Once inside the castle, one of the soldier who greeted us hides behind the pillar to the far right corner. When we talk to him, he gives us this gem for not telling anyone where he is (Sneaking in 2D enviroments seems so easy, even though one tends to run from problems all the time.)

Back in the dungeon. . .

: It pains me to think of the prisoners' feelings, not knowing what they should do. . . .While I was trying to think of a way out, I drifted off to sleep.

BUT THEN

Flute: This is your father.

: Father. . . ?
Flute: You were a cute child, but now you've grown up.

: What's that supposed to mean, you bad excuse for a father living in my flute?

: Isn't Grandma Lola's pie delicious?

: I can't tell you now. . .

Will:

: I want you to save me. . . .I, too, was once held in this cell. Look at the left-hand wall.

: Well, so much for a comprehensive father.

And then, some kind of translucent stone drops from the celing.

: Grandpa? He was a dictator. . .and an architect. . .

: Your Grandpa knows the secret of that stone.

: Secret. . . ?

: Starting now, you will encounter a terrible thing.

: Do I have to blame someone for not understanding what you just said. . . ?

: Pick up the stone your enemy left. The power of the Crystal is contained there. That power will prove to be your ally. . . .You must make a pilgrimage to the ruins of the world to find the Mystic Statues. The closer you get to the Crystal, the stronger the evil power will be. . .

: FUCK YOU I'M THE DARK SIDE CHOSEN ONE.

Father, I am disappoint. I wonder if I could play some song to enchant a rope an--

*oink oink*

: I wonder if this is Kara's pig. . .Would she care if I roasted it? I could tell her "The dungeon critters got him good". Oh wait, it's carrying a letter.

Kara: Sorry to hear you're in prison. It's terrible what my father's done, but hear what I have to say.

: An interactive letter with speakers! I'm pawning this.

Danielle Steel, eat your heart out.

I don't want to see what you did there.

Aaaand we're back. Now, let's start the important part: DUNGYINZ N BATS

Here's the key. To use it, equip and press B in front of the door. This ain't no FOT slackah shit.

*open*MOMMA*closes*AMMOM*runs*

Save, patch up, move along.

No prob, Bob *closes cell door and throws away the key*

Stone crucifix? Hardcore.

At last, fighting for my life. Controls are simple. A, you flap your flute around. Double-tap to any direction and quickly press A makes you leap, attack and stand around like an idiot for a second or two.

Just like that. Anyway, that's a bat. Cannon fodder, quite messy when in groups, but not much of a problem.

When you kill all the enemies in a certain room, you get an upgrade! Instead of levelling up, the game raises your stats based on this system. That heart symbolizes an HP upgrade.

This is the Critters Map. You get the general idea. What Force is, we'll find out later.

To the left, a "Canal Worm". Where there are some bubbles near an opening, there's one of these fuckers. Sentries and top priority, since they can be very annoying, shooting from afar and all. To the right, a "Ribber". Once you kill that Worm, a "Jewel" appears and opens a way to the Ribber. Less threatening than the Bats. Let's kill this mother.

LIEK. . .

. . .this? Huh, better defense. Still, no pushover.

Hey, fellas! Also, why is a dandelion seed floating around my head?

Round and around and around and around, where Dandy's heading, nobody knows *TATA TA TA TA TA TATATAx2* It's a ball of Illusions ♪

Wuzzat? WHO SAID THAT?!

OMG PUZZLE

ZOMG

Defense upgrade! Let's go to the next ro--

MULTI-FALLING-SPEARS-HITTING-ON-ASS-AND-LEGS

Oh, I had forgotten. This is the stone Olman points out at the beginning. Every enemy gives out some of it.

MOVING PUZZLE :O

Small hole on the wall, rusty button, suicidal tendencies

JERONIMOOO

Legs crippled, but managed to find a SECRET ROOM.

A chest and. . .a soul?

I feel like a plumber.

Yes! My first fifth Jewel!

Anyway, first "Mini-boss" fight. I get careless snapping some shots and get killed, learning. . .

. . .that it's all a dream. Figures.

I kill them before they can say "Max fell ASLEEP!" and BADABING! End of first part of the maze.

A rose and a switch. I've seen crazy stuff in my time, like talking daisies and Slime bestiality, but. . .

Talking rose suggesting me to play the talking father flute. I'm trippin' ballz. Play it again, Sam.

Ok, voice in my head.

QTE'S! Way ahead of its time.

Second QTE! Actually, not timed.

After dealing with the worms in my canal, we get a Dark Portal. But not any ark Portal

The BIG FUCKING GUY Nº1

: I am Gaia, the source of all life. I'll give you some advice. Your shape is only temporary. Try standing in front of the statue next to you.

Next UPDATE, we'll get medieval on this dungeon's critters for realz.

 

[Last Dragonian]

I am Freedan. I am eternal. Let me help you on your journey. As time goes by, you'll come to understand my nature. . . .

Transformation time!

I'VE GOT DA POWAH!

The gigantic forehead. . .

The badass armor. . .

The long blowing-in-the-wind blonde hair of a true warrior. . .

And a sword long enough to reach those places behind the fridge you can't with a normal talking flute We go further into the dungeon. Moar of the same: Canal Worms, Bats, more bats and a new enemy. Uses the same sprite as the Ribber, but in brown (what is it with the brown? Are they covered in a tough chocolate cover? We may never know)

Also, when the body dies, the head flies around eating whatever is in its way (Morte, eat your eyes out)

Moving on.

Yay! I have. . .lost count.

Doungeon's over. . .and demons are away. So, time to go back to puny Will.

Hi

I'm Lilly. An Itory girl protected by the Flower Spirit.
Will:
Lilly: How. . . How do you know a melody you could only have heard from us?
Will: I learned it from Grandma Lola. She hummed it whenever she was upset.
Lilly: I have had some of her pie. It tastes rather unusual, doesn't it?
Will: You know my grandmother?!
Lilly: Actually, she asked me to rescue you!

The black wind howls.

The eLDer one? What a douche

Goodbye Sheneequa.

Dandelion awaaay~~ Anyway, see those barrels? They form some kind of corridor. If you go down said corridor and press A at the end to the left, another Red Jewel. Yay!

Back into action, we run amok the Castle corridors to FRREEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMM!

I WANT A SECOND OPTION, DOGGAMIT.

Best security in the world.

Not like we had any choice either

Kara: Was the guard asleep outside? His nickname is "Old Snorehead." Sleeping again.
Will: Your little pig has come. . . .and gone down my stomach.
Kara: His name is Hamlet. Cute, isn't he? He's very smart. He has some kind of strange pig power. . .please take me out of here!

I brought you some pork chops, but I eated it

Well, isn't that convenient.

Yakitty Yak.

Oh no, the undead will come for us, woe is me.

You were the one naggin for some leggin.

They're probably alive and kicking (and singing).

Ahhh, fresh air.

Home, at last. Wait until the guys hear this one. . .

Straight ahead to my house. What a bummer.

The bombs fell, that's what.

Kara: It's awful! Who would do such a thing. . .Grandpa Bill!
Will: Grandma Lola!
Kara: I'll look upstairs!
Will: I'll look. . .somewhere

Up she goes and down I stay. BUT THEN!

Kara, putting the K in Specially Annoying K

Kara: Look at the wall! This mark, a jackal. . .The Jackal's here!
Will: Jackal. . . ?
Kara: He's the hunter hired by my mother!! An evil man who will stop at nothing! Once he starts after you, there's no stopping him. He has no regard for human life!
Will: My Grandpa and Grandma. . . .

Suddenly, Spring enters the room.

Oh, it's just Lilly.

Will: You're the one who will incessantly fight with Kara over my "friendship". . .

Lilly: I'm Will's friend.
Will: Lilly, do you know anything about this?
Lilly: It's OK. Your Grandpa and Grandma are safe. They're in my village.
Kara: Your Village?
Lilly: Itory village.
Kara: I've never heard of this village!
Lilly: Naturally. My village has a barrier around it. Ordinary people like you can't see it

Will: OK!
Kara: I'm going, too! You can't stop royalty! I do whatever I want!!
Lilly: Typical of a princess. . . Oh Will, you should prepare yourself

A.K.A. Say goodbye to your puny town. Time to collect bounties.

I'll roll my dice and see what defense Raise I get

Way to draw the short straw

NO JOKES FOR ME, PATCHY. See ya!

I've seen horrors, horrors that you've never seen. But you have no right to call me different. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me.

The Horror. The Horror.

Now that I can turn into a badass swordsman, I'll stick my blade up your cock, you childfucker.

Kara: I think something wonderful is going to happen (she's been saying the same thing for quite some time)
Lilly: No. From here on there will be many hardships
And they ramble on and on and on WHEN SUDDENDLY

Will: Shall we get on with our adventure?

Alright, should be enough with you.

And off we go.

Anyone home?

Lilly: Will, try playing the melody that called to me under Edward Castle.
Will:

The Chosen One is not amused by your puny excuse for a barrier.

Oh Zurvan, NOT THIS AGAIN. FUCK YOU BOTH, I WANNA ADVANCE THE PLOT.

Oh, that was easy. Anyway, left from here, near those logs, there's another Red Jewel. Whipped cream Jewellery falling like waterfalls!

"Their legends are left in song. Even in seemingly meaningless melodies, there is a message." Seriously. Incas. But wait, that would mean, if South is really South. . .South Cape is in Argentina?!: x LIES AND SLANDERS!

Oh, familiar faces.

Lola: A terrible thing happened to us! A man called Jackal came to the house with some soldiers. . .
Bill: He almost got us!
Lola: Grandpa panicked. I destroyed their digestion with a poisoned marsupial pie. Then I ran away.
Will: You invited them for tea, THEN killed them silently? GodDammit grandma.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

+
OhwaitTHAT'STOOMUCHFREEE---

. . .oh, nevermind.

Are you implying they died or perhaps they found nothing, got bored and started new lives?

LEAVE THE INCAS ALONE!

Fucking missions, how do they work?

Warping in front of bystanders and doesn't afrid of anything

Gaia: Will's power - the Psycho Dash. It can destroy obstacles. Always be alert. If you find a suspicious place, try to destroy it.
Will: Destruction is always welcome.

"Slasher" is overrated

Gaia: Only young Will can use the Psycho Dash. You can smash walls and obstacles by hurling yourself against them. Use The attack button to save energy.

PROTIP

You gotta roll, roll with the wind.

Roll with wiiiiiind.

Next update, what's on the other side and THE ROAD TO ELDORADO.

 

[Crooked Bee]

Danielle Steel, eat your heart out.

I've seen horrors, horrors that you've never seen. But you have no right to call me different. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me.

Do go on.

 

[lightbane]

You should at least post links of the (excellent) music, like this one:

 

[Damned Registrations]

What kind of fucking asshole tells a kid to do this? Who they just met?

"LOL go run down that hill really fast it'll be cool"
"WTF there's a cliff!!!one"
*splat*