Interlude (Sector 7 - *incomplete*)
Jessie (one of the AVALANCHE mercs, the secret organization Pointy’s now working for) plants a C4 and provides the team a makeshift door. Flames ensue and we exit.
Zangief thinks it’s time to get out of there. Probably due to lack of watermelons in the area.
Some emo posters plaster the brooding, apocalyptic city as Pointy waits for the camera to actually point him.
I meet a nice lady selling flowers (she's the one from the intro) - nobody seemed to care about her (read: moar emo stuff). She sells them for a gil (the currency in FF7) so I buy one. She’s happy and I’ll probably get to own her tail in the future. I move on.
I am suddenly cornered by Shinra soldiers. Not once, not twice, but
thrice. At the fourth encounter, Pointy decides for himself he should jump on the train instead of fighting them. Wimp!
Horny Jessie thinks about what happened to Pointy who fell behind. She’s so wet she can’t wait to feel Pointy’s pointy mem- OK, that’s enough. I’ll leave the fanfiction to Volourn and the rest of you FF fanboys.
Pointy gets inside the wagon, ninja-style.
“Shi’t!”
We get to the other wagon where the normal people travel. Normal as in not having any miniguns attached to their arms, nor having a freaking huge yellow spike coming out of their foreheads.
The localization of this character is almost offensive.
I make Pointy walk and talk around a little, and…
…I get treated the game’s first metaphor! So lame I almost spilled my coffee.
Finally the train arrives to its destination, Sector 7 slums. Zangief tells us to rendezvous at the hideout, wherever that is.
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