As we return, our intepid heroes have begun the search for Thyme. Descending into a busted up thing in the crater, we find this:
Wow. Actual free roaming enemies. Since they're worth practically jack squat and I've only got one fleshbag to train right now, I skip by most of them.
Or try to. However my timing sucks after all this time and I end up slaying half their goons. Sucking out one mec's brain after the battle results in this:
Now we can dominate the fleshbag populace by putting them to sleep. Or we could just use that bazooka.
After a little while we catch up with Thyme, whose hat we found earlier and didn't mention because we deleted the screenshot.
: Respect Caballero? I'd rather die!
Boss guy: What? You little brat!
*Violence*
Living dead guy: You didn't kill him did you?
Boss guy:What? Of course not!
Boss guy:Uh, you ok dude?
Lifeforce detected.
Thank god. he's alive. You're lucky, if anything had happened to time I'd have had you for lunch. Now get our of here.
OMGWTFBBQ! The drunk guy has a crooked tree root or something. Watch out!
Apparently it's an iron pipe. Thats close enough to a sword that we can finally use some of those sword skills that were in his abilities screen. After the battle Gen uses his sword to hover in the air and cut the rope with his laser penis.
He's probably a robot or something too. No need to ask about it.
Later, we have a heart warming discussion about how T260G should be Thyme's slave forever and ever.
So we get sold for scrap metal.
Thats what he wanted. He got a free ride and they even paid us. Here, take it.
He did this for us?
He's a mec so I don't think he did it out of gratitude. He must have figured out it was the right thing to do. Don't worry, I'll take care of him. Now I'm going to talk to Cabellero.
Can we really trust you Gen?
Don't drink anymore!
Ok ok no problem. Take care.
And with that, Gen joins us on our epic journey to go beat the shit out of that mob boss for revenge.
It should go well since he won't be drinking anymore.
Well, much right? Doesn't matter if it's on the trip.
Right! Well, a bar will have random people we can sucker into working for us too right? So why not. This bar we're in is one ofthe 5 upgright buildings in our new town, Scrap. No we weren't just in Scrap, that was Junk. We've upgraded you see! We also can't return ever. Which is good, because those little shits were annoying.
The bar has all sorts of ameneties, like half the main cast of the game. Not sure why they gather in some low life bar in a shit town, but whatever. It also has the band from star wars:
Hey gen, how did you use a pipe to cut down Thyme anyways?
Well fuck you. Lets try talking to some other people.
This guy notices that we're a walking antique after we start chatting him up.
We'll go check him out later. Right now we need some badass fighters to help us out, like those clowns in the upper part of the bar.
Riki: Look! A chunk of iron!
(Well, fairly accurate, admittedly.)
They join up with us because they think Cabellero is an asshole and want some revenge too. We also chat it up with some blue haired loser in the corner, but he just sits back down. Maybe he'll write a song about our epic tale.
Alright, we got a couple of bullet sponges now, lets go kick some ass!
Lets go.
Get me another beer.
Well, since this conversation just keeps looping like this forever, I guess we can't escape the bar. Must be the end of the game. Winnars are us!
