Menckenstein
Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver
MINI-UPDATE - BATHROOM BREAK
The upside of being an adult is
you can enjoy a diaper free existence
while you stand tall and piss into the toilet
Most of us can, anyway.
Problems, Skyway?
Hoax can into PC, fuckin' finally!!!! CHARACTER PROGRESSION!
So there's no woman in the house, the least masculine male is conscripted to make dinner for the bros
Many brave bros help themselves to what is probably a plateful of poison
Only one bro is wise enough to wait and see
And like a proper paranoid schizophrenic he prepares his meal in the basement
And cooks the contaminant free meal once everyone else has moved on
Night descends, some bros slip right into slumber
Some bros need to rub one out in privacy of the shower
And some just don't give a fuck
Morning comes, and resident neat freak Kebab decides to do a little cleaning for his bros
Ninjas in and out of the snoring Lund's room
Snags the stinky rags from Ghetto Prince Skyway's cell
Then finally into the cesspool of the resident slob
To deposit the day's filth
LundB goes to check his email only to find every PC slathered in ejaculate that smells like prunes and denture cream
This is war...
The upside of being an adult is
you can enjoy a diaper free existence
while you stand tall and piss into the toilet
Most of us can, anyway.
Problems, Skyway?
Hoax can into PC, fuckin' finally!!!! CHARACTER PROGRESSION!
So there's no woman in the house, the least masculine male is conscripted to make dinner for the bros
Many brave bros help themselves to what is probably a plateful of poison
Only one bro is wise enough to wait and see
And like a proper paranoid schizophrenic he prepares his meal in the basement
And cooks the contaminant free meal once everyone else has moved on
Night descends, some bros slip right into slumber
Some bros need to rub one out in privacy of the shower
And some just don't give a fuck
Morning comes, and resident neat freak Kebab decides to do a little cleaning for his bros
Ninjas in and out of the snoring Lund's room
Snags the stinky rags from Ghetto Prince Skyway's cell
Then finally into the cesspool of the resident slob
To deposit the day's filth
LundB goes to check his email only to find every PC slathered in ejaculate that smells like prunes and denture cream
This is war...