In Progress Let's Observe! The Sims 3 - a CDS tale

[Menckenstein]

MINI-UPDATE - BATHROOM BREAK

The upside of being an adult is

you can enjoy a diaper free existence

while you stand tall and piss into the toilet

Most of us can, anyway.

Problems, Skyway?


Hoax can into PC, fuckin' finally!!!! CHARACTER PROGRESSION!

So there's no woman in the house, the least masculine male is conscripted to make dinner for the bros

Many brave bros help themselves to what is probably a plateful of poison

Only one bro is wise enough to wait and see

And like a proper paranoid schizophrenic he prepares his meal in the basement

And cooks the contaminant free meal once everyone else has moved on

Night descends, some bros slip right into slumber

Some bros need to rub one out in privacy of the shower

And some just don't give a fuck

Morning comes, and resident neat freak Kebab decides to do a little cleaning for his bros

Ninjas in and out of the snoring Lund's room

Snags the stinky rags from Ghetto Prince Skyway's cell

Then finally into the cesspool of the resident slob

To deposit the day's filth

LundB goes to check his email only to find every PC slathered in ejaculate that smells like prunes and denture cream

This is war...

 

[Bruticis]

That LundB fellow has got to GO. Is there some kind of poison DLC you can purchase?

 

[RK47]

who's gonna make the first kiss?

 

[Hirato]

And who's gonna use the time machine for a mass effect easter egg?

 

[RK47]

they might and come back with a

Spoiler

kid

 

[LundB]

That LundB fellow has got to GO. Is there some kind of poison DLC you can purchase?

Lol good luck with your poisoning goals in 2012 bro.

You saw in this very update just how ineffective poison would be. Sim setup was clearly done properly, since that's a pretty accurate depiction of how I'd treat food prepared by Ed.

 

[Gragt]

One of my life dreams is to become so fat I can't get out of bed anymore, and then push my shit out of bed with the tip of my foot.

 

[Cassidy]

You should restart this with the Jailbait mod LundB mentioned, if you didn't install it already.

 

[Esquilax]

You should restart this with the Jailbait mod LundB mentioned, if you didn't install it already.

Yes, load this up with as many fucked up mods as possible.

I'm slightly disappointed in the cast, however. Good guys, but not Codex legends. Also needs more women, genetic or otherwise.

 

[LundB]

Well to be fair Esquilax, this is at its core a CDS tale, not a Codex one. A circlejerk within a circlejerk, if you will.

Though apparently work is being done so that the rest of the town is ready for primetime. This may or may not include a tranny mansion.

 

[GreyViper]

Any chance of encountering Cleve and his bunker?

 

[thesoup]

No update?

 

[RK47]

 

[Manjuice Nutella]

I recommend you abandon this game for newer, better, more immersive and majestic version of it.

You can raise children as trannies!

 

[Cool name]

@ Menckenstein

Out of curiosity, is there a particular reason you are only using Ambitions for the Let's Play instead of all the expansion packs and stuff packs?

 

[Modron]

@ Menckenstein

Out of curiosity, is there a particular reason you are only using Ambitions for the Let's Play instead of all the expansion packs and stuff packs?

Perhaps so he does not have to spend 300 dollars to get them all? EA readily refuses to lower the price/release compilations on sims 3 or hell even sims 2 at this point. Hell the only game with an even more outrageous price is that train sim with 1900 dollars worth of dlc.

This LP is only missing one thing Roguey digging through neighbors' garbage, spying through their windows, keeping a list, etc.

 

[Norfleet]

$300 to get them all? UMADBRO? I would sooner spend a week being continuously kicked in the crotch than pay that kind of money.

 

[Cassidy]

$300 to get them all? UMADBRO? I would sooner spend a week being continuously kicked in the crotch than pay that kind of money.

: In your decadence, you have allowed women to get out of the kitchen and even play videogames. Now face the consequences of the decline you and your fathers did nothing to stop as they let their manhood falter under feminazism.



Seriously though, I strongly suspect female gamers are even more easily milked. Probably what Garriott thought when he began the development of his shitty facebook game.

 

[RK47]

Reroll as a wizard.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

You know, you could just play the game in the house of a ''friend'' who happened to ''own'' the expansion packs.

But that might make the game run even worse.

 

[Turisas]

What, that's it? Do I have to whip out some mods and do an incestuous rape basement LP or what?