Update II
Let us have a look on our present situation. Adjutant, bring me the latest tactical map.
Yes, sir!
It doesn't look half-bad. Much better than I expected...
Tell field marshal Rance we're...
What is that that you want her (hey, there...
have I fucked you already?) to tell me?
Rance? After my last stunt I thought I'd never forgive...
Who said I'd forgiven or forgotten...? It's time for retribution! :twisted:
What...? Wait?! Whaaaaat!? Why am I tied up? And why on earth am I hanging down from the ceiling?
Nin-nin
Fuck...
Good job Suzume. We'll talk about your... reward later.
Yei!
And who's mister wise-guy now, huh?
What do you want?
Justice! Man at times like this I regret that our resident paedophile is not in fact a compulsive faggot. He'd surely find many ways to punish you. As it is we're going to resort to good ol' fashioned physical torture...
Rance, you're again forgetting something.
And you will tell me that, right?
Only the powers the Holy Codex bestowed upon me can save you from certain death. You surely remember that dream. You were on the battlefield fighting with house Tanegashima...
*memory flash*
Their forces sure are large.
OHSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...!!!
*/memory flash*
Brrrrr...
Except it wasn't just a dream. I saved your sorry arse with my powahs. You owe me Rance.
So you can do shit like that with a flick of a finger?
Once in a while, when the Hivemind permits me to. So far we've been entertaining enough. Yet there's no telling what future holds. I cannot abuse these powers.
Meh, whatever. Suzume, get him down.
That won't be necessary.
*Wheez*
*Something sharp snaps the rope.*
*Falling face down.*
*Just when the floor is about to flatten his pretty face a dark shape catches the falling man.*
My thanks to you Gekkou. You've done well.
I just did as Nobunaga-sama has ordered me to.
Splendid job, nonetheless!
You've been pulling my leg all the time! You could have set yourself free like that! There's no Codex powers you spoke of!
(You don't know what you don't know)
Fuck you!
Ok, let's forget about the past. Before us is the new bright beginning. I solemnly swear not to do the shit like that ever again. You will get you supplies of fresh arses ASAP.
I'm not happy with that but it'll have to be enough.
But if anyone from the present here will ever speak of what here occurred heads will roll.
Acknowledged.
smug
Let us proceed with our battle operations.
So you've declared the war on Tanegashima.
Yes. Beside their stronghold all the other defence points have been conquered.
What we're waiting for? Call my unit! We're going on them!
It's not prudent to risk your life against a clan of musketeers!
I suggest we send other, strong commanders to hold the front line together with Elina for defence and Omachi for massive bombardment at the backs.
I don't like pussying out of battle, but you might be right.
Oh fuck! Shit's getting real!
Told ya. I've got a nasty feeling the days of leisure-battles are over.
All Guard Shikigami is your best friend in situations like that
Shit! Did you see that?!
Yeah, the girl went through protective spells as if they were nothing. I must get her
pussy.
Poor Nogiku
She'll get over it :shrugs:
Once again Victory!
What's our next target?
Well, I've been hearing a lot about the battle Mikos 'servicing' men.
It's a stark injustice to force young girls to do such terrible things.
Let me guess? Once they are 'free' they'll do the only right thing i.e. 'service' just you?
You're tuning into my mindwave length by day
…
On the other hand that might not be a good thing at all. I hate competition! :Draws his sword:
Yeah, and I hate animu girls.
(I prefer real thing
) Let's just do our thing, ok?
I don't trust you. Will keep an eye on you... :sheaths the blade sloooowly:
Time passes.
The last bastion of battle mikos stands before us.
Commence the damn attack already!
As ordered
Ok, that's no longer funny.
This is where the popamole ends and serious hardcore stuff starts
You speak like a true Codexer!
I've been meaning to ask you... WTF is Codex?
You don't know what you don't know...
Whatever. It's probably something contagious.
The ally of justice and cute girls is victorious once more!!
More like the number one enemy
Did you say something?
Nope. Anyway, We've won that by a very small margin. And without Omachi this would've been our undoing. We need to think of something for the future.
You're worrying to much.
About my reward.
* Rance strips himself naked and runs off to the battlefield *
Gahahaha!
Hmm... maybe we should give our troops a moment of respite?
Guess, not :/
Tenshi Sect declared war on us!
No wonder. Nobunaga's been acting strange against them recently.
I should have foreseen that, dammit.
Adjutant, send the message to our main commanders! Rally all squads! By tomorrow I want a detailed report of exact numbers of our soldiers and their morale. And contact our propaganda officers! Every deserter will be put down to testing our new firing-squad! Go, now!
Why are you being so frantic about it?
This is going to have devastating effect on our morale. I'd be a miracle if we don't lose half of our present standing forces.
You're exaggerating
Next turn.
Kouhime, get out of here!
But what...?
Go, I heard 3G was looking for you. It's urgent!. I will tell Rance the news.
Aww..., ok.
What on earth bastard were you thinking? What would've happened if the child saw you and Sill?
First time I see you losing your cool like that...
Moron, idiot, cretin, dimwit, noodlehead!
Ok, ok. I got it. I won't have Sill give me blowjobs in public (But only blowjobs gehehe
).
So, what do you have to tell me?
As I expected we had a massive desertion throughout our lines. From our current estimates 865 soldiers have run away and joined the enemy.
This means that about twenty percent of each unit have abandoned their posts.
Fortunately we had substantial money reserves. I contacted mercenaries. They should feel in over half of the manpower we've lost.
Then there's that.
Now let's take care of that Tenshi sect fuckers.
Our forces are already marching on their citadels in Naniwa.
Why do we attack the best protected fortresses in whole Japan?
Propaganda effect. We must show off our strength. Besides we'd have to taken them over anyway. They surely won't expect attack on them now, when they think we've been weakened.
I'm not sure... (I think you are following some different agenda. But I'll let you do as you please... For now...).
Time passes.
Two of their strongholds are belongs to us. Now the last part!
Peasants
Lots of them!
Ain't too good. We've barely scratched them!
Don't wuss out! It's not over yet!
We've barely won. Against a bunch of freaking farmers!
Yes, the sheer numbers they posses are formidable.
We must finish them off and fast!
Not now! We're in the war with Takugawa!
Whaa...?!
Who the fuck declared war on them!?
You did! Here's your signature!
What, when, how?!
Wasn't it your decision?
No, Goddamit!
Tenshi spies?
We must deal with the furries first! They border with Owari!
For fuck's sake!
First clash:
Anyway, when you said Takugawa are furries did you mean...?
Yes!
Tanuki!
:facepalm:
Tanuki (狸 or タヌキ?) is the common Japanese name for the Japanese raccoon dog (Nyctereutes procyonoides viverrinus). They have been part of Japanese folklore since ancient times. The legendary tanuki is reputed to be mischievous and jolly, a master of disguise and shapeshifting, but somewhat gullible and absent-minded.
Tanuki is often somewhat mistakenly translated as raccoon or badger into English, animals which are similar to tanuki in appearance, but actually belong to different Carnivora families.
Learn more about Tanuki from
auntie Wikipedia and watch
Pom Poko anime from Studio Ghibli!
Wait, after the battle we've managed to capture one of their chief vassals!
Is she a beautiful girl?
No, it's a tanuki.
Hate furrfags. You interrogate IT yourself!
You're 'secret' head of Nobunaga family, or not? Act like one!
Damn...
But that's not all the raccoon dog had to say folks. You see, this perticular tanuki harbours a dark secret!
* Some time later. *
So, tempura makes tanuki go all crazy about it?
Might it be that this piece of info is actually useful?
Anyway, it's the time for the final showdown with Takugawa!
Just look at the raccoon fatso :shock:
Good thing I sent Nogiku and Katsuie for defence, huh?
(Yeah, you sent them)
Katsuie total defence!
Elina, give me protection on everyone!
Omachi and Natori!
Yeah, yeah, we know. Give them hell...
Good girls
Whateverisyourname monk – do your shit!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Let not a heretic survive Omachi!!
All of you filthy furry faggot bastards! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
It's finally over...
NOT!
Normally I would organise a poll but since Whiskey Wolf went one way I feel compelled to go the other
Joined Oda my arse!!! Where is that fucking lazy furrfag!?
I'm more surprised you let a furry join our ranks.
It was... well, in the hindsight I don't know what made me not kill that faggot then and there.
Itz a mystery! (Good he doesn't know about Senhime).
*Anyway, one turn later:*
You certainly took your time furrfag.
Yes, yes I know, but...
But what!?
His stats are decent but not exceptional. Still, for some reason he seems more powerful than his stats suggest when in battle.
We've achieved a lot at impressive pace of time.
Still too slow. It'll take months before we enter alternative route.
Our next target is house Uesugi!
!!?
What?!
There's no way I shall let that be!
To be continued...
And this is the end of the second update for your favourite Let's Gahahaha with Rance and Kenshin! - SRance if LP (NSFW) . I hope you'd enjoyed it.
I will post next one probably around Thursday, but do not count on anything over Christmas holiday period. :attention whore mode on: That is, if there is anyone who counts on them. :attention whore mode off: