The cursed House: Give it to useless Kalinski. Not that he deserves a bawnus, but we all know his supersecret bunker will eventually be claimed for the good of the KKK. As a brewery/prison/sauna/gulag.
At least give him this little KKKlubhouse so he feels like an "important citizen" and doesn't go beserk. Since I won't touch his mind to get him in line. No Sir.
Mindcontrol: Krivol is in dire need of happyness. The true KKK way would be to lock her up in a mental asylum and throw the key away. But... since the house will have another owner, we need to find alternative ways. The hivemind demanded her to be sicced at Kalinski anyway a while ago.
And if she hooks up with Kalinski: "two grimbirds with one Laz0r" as humans say.
Heh, also look at the life and death choices we got:
Kalin: die by furfag (or not)
Reinhardt: die by Laz0r (or not)
Lizzrrd: get insane (or not)
Blobra: make someones brain a vegetable (or not)
Cheetos: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED??????
In other news:
*gurgle* [Translation: 'sup?]
*poooooooooooooooop* [Translation: OMGOMGOMG look at those eyes, he is soooo dreamy!!! Quick comrades, how do I look, HOW DO I LOOK? Are my tentacles shiny enough? I am too nervous, halp, need ice cream!]