I hate birds.

[Swampy_Merkin]

Son, you haven't had a dozen of these bastards line up on your balcony and start a 30 minute choral rendition of "Wake the Sleeping Hunam Up at 5 in the Morning on a Saturday!"...

This guy gets it.

 

[Sacred82]

Jesus fucking hairy Christ....you're missing the point entirely.

It's the fucking SOUND of daytime birds.....they're retarded, horrible screeching retards that also remind me of horrible work-a-day bullshit.

And the sound of owls at night either actual or gamey is fine because fucking night....and owl-sound....which is way different and mellower.

Grrr....you're ripping the ellipses from me asshole!

As long as you don't open up about your strange sexual fears and desires involving birds, this isn't going anywhere.

 

[Darth Canoli]

Swampy_Merkin You're not alone, dude, Hitchcock totally gets it !

Spoiler

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

All of my sexual fears and desires involving birds definitely also involve Tippi Hedren.

 

[tritosine2k]

They are easily overpowered by bursts of ultrasound,anyone remotely serious about audio , or cars can help . Also need an mp3 player capable of 96khz.

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

OK, so let me be clear: while the sounds of actual daytime birds annoy the shit out of me, they are not problem as I can in fact stay inside with the windows closed like I do.

It's bird sounds in video games that I am specifically worked up about. Yes I could turn the sound off, but I don't want to do that.

 

[Lyric Suite]

You just can't handle how awesome birds are:

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

That bird looks tasty.

 

[aweigh]

 

[Swampy_Merkin]

Wow.

Pudding is disgusting.

 

[aweigh]

i like the descriptions though: "This partridge is the school doctor" aaylol