Hearthstone

[GrainWetski]

These new quests... Oh, the cancer...

I really like most of them.

10 enrage minions takes like 10 minutes. Much better than getting some 3 Priest wins quest that takes 1 hour. Especially when the game is in such a shit state that grinding out wins is a horrible experience.

Just played a game as Rogue with 28 Deathrattle minions against a Taunt warrior. Quick quest and something different than just facing 4-5 different OP decks.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Considering I haven't spent a dime on it I'm not so sure how they've fucked me in the ass.

Didn't you? I seem to remember you bragging about buying adventures or some shit. Maybe I'm wrong.

Regardless, everytime you launch HS you're getting fucked in the ass because you could play a superior game instead and Blizzard needs cucks like you to bump their player numbers.

 

[v1rus]

Considering I haven't spent a dime on it I'm not so sure how they've fucked me in the ass.

Didn't you? I seem to remember you bragging about buying adventures or some shit. Maybe I'm wrong.

That would be me :D

 

[v1rus]

So, Thjis is out of the race?

Well played Codex broz, as usual, we sucked some tasty, tasty chink cocks.

 

[WhiteGuts]

Fucking hell, men. How the FUCK

 

[GrainWetski]

Fucking hell, men. How the FUCK

Competitive HS is coin flipping. No idea how people can watch it.

 

[Metro]

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PICKED HANDSOME GUY! Ah well, not like TGT packs are worth much outside of 50 dust.

 

[v1rus]

For an OCD psycho wanting a full collection, like myself, they are worth a lot. As the matter of the fact, I've been buying TGT packs for last 2-3 months. Got all commons, 70% of rares. Gonna be buying 'em till the next exp comes out, I think.

 

[Projas]

Inb4 Blizzard rigs RNG to minimize pack loses

 

[oneself]

What's wrong with you guys, I obviously picked the whitest contender

The true supremacy of the white comes in knowing when yellows or blacks are gonna do the job better.

Ohhh so we are superior in that we know our own inferiority.

 

[v1rus]

Ohhh so we are superior in that we know our own inferiority.

Nay, we are superior in that we know when we are inferior.

 

[GrainWetski]

 

[WhiteGuts]

They're introducing new mechanics and shit, I'm actually interested what

 

[Metro]

More broken combos incoming for sure. By the time it's released I'll have 10,000 gold.

 

[sser]

I'm surprised there was no reaction to the Priest card. Priests have needed a legit 3-drop forever and now they got it. Considering how much of the game is simply curving out, this could help the class a lot.

 

[Metro]

It's a good 3 drop. But this game has sped up so much it's all about the 1 and 2 drops.

 

[Metro]

Can someone explain to me how this is good? So, you play a pirate and get a stonetusk boar put into play? I guess the ideal is you play the Captain who buffs it but... how the fuck is this legendary?

Guess this is a counter-balance to paladins getting Rag - Lightlord last expansion.

 

[GrainWetski]

The same people made a 2/4 5 mana hunter weapon. That's how.

Really, though, it's not too bad. You won't win any game as a pirate deck if you manage to go through your entire deck, so it's just a free 1/1 charge.

 

[Projas]

Looks quite good so far, especially after the disappointment that was Karazhan. Pretty cool that they are revisiting discover heavily and also the Reno mechanic. Hope there is a card using that mechanic for other classes too.

Can someone explain to me how this is good? So, you play a pirate and get a stonetusk boar put into play? I guess the ideal is you play the Captain who buffs it but... how the fuck is this legendary?

It's literally free unless you draw it first and extremely easy to activate with an appropirate deck. That's pretty good when you play a hyperagressive deck like pirate warrior. Would feel pretty bad if you had to spend 1600 dust on it though, but I'd play it in pirate War if I had it.

 

[WhiteGuts]

There's a 1 mana 2/2 that restores 4 health to both players as a deathrattle. Some control tools finally.

 

[Metro]

Not the 2 drop Priests needed. Worse than Flame Juggler. I sand corrected, the brightness made me think it was a Priest card, it's neutral. Still shitty.

 

[WhiteGuts]

 

[Metro]

Mediocre. Problem is you're not going to want to waste deck slots on this versus something like Priest of the Feast for Priests. For Rogues who have no heals it might be worthwhile in a N'Zoth deck. My general impression of the cards release so far is that while the provide answers/address weaknesses they do so in a manner that is objectively worse than older cards that have since rotated into Wild.

Also they seem to be pushing Zoo/cancer Paladin. What a shit-show.

 

[Projas]

It seems pretty overstatted to me. Compare it to Zombie Chow, you lose one health, but heal for 4. That's like slightly lesser flash heal.

 

[WhiteGuts]

The heal for 4 will go a long way against aggro, plus it's a decent body for 1 mana. Doesn't seem to have a downside. I think it's a godsend for priest.