WetWorks
Arcane
Fuck democracy, real republicans stab their way to the top.
That's right, the republican nominees for next years election is gonna invade the sword coast.
Rules of the game:
I'm gonna iron man this shit, and i'm not gonna roll a billion times to get super stats. Rolled about 10 or so.
No raise deads or ressurections, a character dies, he dies. In that case a new character steps in.
Version is Bgtutu, which basically means all spells, kits and so on, from BG2 are present. It also looks prettier and more immersive!!1
Casualty list:
Name: Rick Perry
Race- Class: Halfling-Fighter1/Rogue2
Accomplishments: Failed burglar
Cause of Death: Magic missiled by Michael Moore
Name: Sarah Palin
Race-Class: Half-elf Totemic Druid 3
Accomplishments: Wielder of bear and pussy
Cause of Death: Sexually mutilated by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
Before we begin, a little angry Q&A:
Q&A
You dumbass! This or that character isn't min-maxed!
Fuck min-maxing ya wuss (kinda dumped Bachmanns cha though).
Where the fuck is my favourite candidate?
Not there, but he could replace one of the original characters when they croak. On death we will vote which candidate takes his place (as well as that characters class).
Hey shitworks! That candidate is no longer in the running!
This isn't some pansy democracy where sex offenders and racists are disqualified. This is blood country where you are in the running until your guts are eaten by gibberlings.
You gonna bug-exploit?
Probably, if i can find some.
Why is there no intro or movie screenies?
Fuck 'em.
When can we expect updates?
Who knows?
Are you even gonna finish this LP, you lazy bum?
Let's see, but given this is an iron man LP, this could end fairly quickly all by itself. Should i tire of this LP, i get the feeling the candidates could have a nasty "accident". Seeing the Kwa republicans devoured by spiders isn't the worst thing in the world.
Ladies and Gentlemen, our cast of charcters:
Our leading man, due to his (stupefying) lead in the polls at the moment.
One look at me and you are thinking "Whoah, that guy sure is handsome, maybe i should vote for him!"
The one and only Pizza-Don, serving as man of muscles.
Once the presidency goes black, it never goes back! Wanna job?
Mr. Mormon, adding class and used salesman charm everywhere he goes.
Hello. People say i'm bland, but is that such a bad thing? Bland for president 2012!
The ultimate soccer mom, kicking ass and dodging books.
Ya know, i don't really want the presidency, not really no. No...
I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! IM A BIG DEAL IN ALASKA!
Texas Perry eating dong-like foodobjects across the realms.
I'm just an ordinary, friendly guy who would love to have a beer with you*, so drop by anytime at my cozy niggerhead ranch!
(*offer not extended to sambos, spicks, gooks and sandniggers)
The witch-queen of Minnesota.
If i didn't have a political career, i would probably be the kind of shut-in that pisses in the corners.
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Part 1:
So, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this show on the road.
Who the fuck put your chubby ass in charge? I run this fucking outfit.
Now let's get this show on the road.
Ok
So what were we doing here again?
The boss told us to get some gear and then come back to him.
I need to pee.
Cram it, satanist.
Let's boogie dis here tavern and buy some gunz! Maybe they've got some fine ass bitches.
YEAH!
Don't forget your promise, newt.
Oh yeah, right. No more hookers, no more hookers.
So who's gonna do the logistics?
Let Palin do it. People seem to like her for some reason and she likes to shop.
My good man, i and my values who like the kind of commer...i kinda want to perform a transac...i wanna buy some stuff from ya.
Thanks for our trade sir, we just created new jobs by buying stuff from you, and i represent the kind of ideals where we are job creating, for it's gotta be all about jobs.
*sigh*. I hopes she dies first.
Wait! You all got armour and weapons and all that, why didn't i get something?
This ain't socialist Sweden, bitch. You'll get nothing and like it, just like my constituents.
What should we do now?
Maybe we should go see the boss?
Shut the fuck up Newt, i wanna find me some bitches and offer 'em a job. It's crotch-time baby!
The crotch is Satans reach into our lives.
well why don't the fucker give me a good tugging then bitch! I gots balls the size of grapefruits!
The nominees travel the area, and run into a smelly OWS'er whom they kill.
Told you to get a job! Not pretty where you are now, huh?
Our nominees continue onward and help the locals with various errands.
Why the fuck are we doing this shit? Aren't we supposed to meet the boss?
Think of the votes. Besides we are making some money, it's a chance to scam some hard earned gold of out some destitute taxpayers. Just like back in my corporate days.
Whoa! Look at that smokin red headed ho, coming my way! YO BABY! WANNA JOB? I got's your job right here!
Hey look everyone it's the boss!
Howdy fellas and fellattes! You folks about done? We need to be moseing on outta here, cause he'll soon gonna be finding us.
Is it him? The dark one?
You darn right it is.
You betcha, you betcha, you betcha!
Simmer down now toots, you aint being interviewed. Anyways has you folks got all yer stuff?
We'll we couldn't find the weapons. Maybe some "folks" stashed 'em somewhere or gave 'em to Iran.
Hehe, good one Rommy.
Hey Bush! Wanna job? Gots a big black drill thats needs some lovin'!
I think we are done sir. May i take this opportunity to express my admiration for you sir! You did a fine job in office.
Well, that's mighty nice of you, Ricky. Appreciate it.
Look at that brown-noser, sucking up to Bush!
Gotta play the game Rommy, just like how we pretend we didn't back him when he was in office.
Well, maybe we all better start headin' on out, it's gonna be night soon, and we got a long ways on the trail. So grab them packs and we'll head on out.
Were is everyone?
Well Newtie, i kinda made sure we had some time alone. I got something i want to share with you.
Hold it, Mr. President! If it's a Cain-job i don't want it!
I need to tell you that you are special Newtie, you're my special guy. I've in mind that you're gonna be a great President, just like me.
Yeah, well you weren't really considered....hmmm, how shall i put this delicately. People didn't like ...damn...i got nothing.
So you need to stay the course Newtie, and watch out for them dark folks, ya hear me?
Yes sir! Who is the dark one?
Newtie, i tells ya, in all my time as the worlds greatest leader i ain't never seen something as evil as this one. He's like Hitler, Al-Qaeda and abortion all rolled into one. He bears the mark of the beastie-guy too, so you...
Well well, if mine eyes does not behold the former leader of the free world and his new protege. I assume tiding of my nearing arrival alerted you?
What? Is he speaking muslim?
No matter, i've have come forth with a proposal of fairness and rationality for you to consider, but i feel i must give you ample warning: It is the only one i shall give, and should you decline to accept my terms i shall unleash the dogs of war upon thee and thine brethren.
Mine offer is this: Join me and together we shall build a brand new aeon of reason, justice and prosperity!
What? NO HABLA TERRORIST!
He is asking us to join him sir!
What, become democrats? I'll see every poor joe in this country die of an easily curable disease before i support socialized medicine and other terrotist thinga-ma-jigs!
Then we have our answer then. I shall let leave you in peace this time, but next time there shall be no quarter!
Yeah, run back to Hussein-mama just like every other democrat. HAHAHA! You dumbocrats are afraid of gettin' in a little scrap, you are all wimps.
Sir, maybe this is not the...
That's why you tax'n'spenders is alwasy gonna loose, you are all a bunch a' cickens. BORK BORK BORK!
Maybe making chicken noises at him, isn't the best course of action sir.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was going to the democratic national congress! HARHARHAR!
That's it, prepare to die you villian.
Wait! No! You can't just execute me! It's cruel and unusual punishment!
ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!! SAVE ME DADDY!!!!
Next time: The legend in the hat and the witch sees stuff.
That's right, the republican nominees for next years election is gonna invade the sword coast.
Rules of the game:
I'm gonna iron man this shit, and i'm not gonna roll a billion times to get super stats. Rolled about 10 or so.
No raise deads or ressurections, a character dies, he dies. In that case a new character steps in.
Version is Bgtutu, which basically means all spells, kits and so on, from BG2 are present. It also looks prettier and more immersive!!1
Casualty list:
Name: Rick Perry
Race- Class: Halfling-Fighter1/Rogue2
Accomplishments: Failed burglar
Cause of Death: Magic missiled by Michael Moore
Name: Sarah Palin
Race-Class: Half-elf Totemic Druid 3
Accomplishments: Wielder of bear and pussy
Cause of Death: Sexually mutilated by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
Before we begin, a little angry Q&A:
Q&A
Fuck min-maxing ya wuss (kinda dumped Bachmanns cha though).
Not there, but he could replace one of the original characters when they croak. On death we will vote which candidate takes his place (as well as that characters class).
This isn't some pansy democracy where sex offenders and racists are disqualified. This is blood country where you are in the running until your guts are eaten by gibberlings.
Probably, if i can find some.
Fuck 'em.
Who knows?
Let's see, but given this is an iron man LP, this could end fairly quickly all by itself. Should i tire of this LP, i get the feeling the candidates could have a nasty "accident". Seeing the Kwa republicans devoured by spiders isn't the worst thing in the world.
Ladies and Gentlemen, our cast of charcters:
Our leading man, due to his (stupefying) lead in the polls at the moment.
The one and only Pizza-Don, serving as man of muscles.
Mr. Mormon, adding class and used salesman charm everywhere he goes.
The ultimate soccer mom, kicking ass and dodging books.
I WANNA BE PRESIDENT! IM A BIG DEAL IN ALASKA!
Texas Perry eating dong-like foodobjects across the realms.
(*offer not extended to sambos, spicks, gooks and sandniggers)
The witch-queen of Minnesota.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Part 1:
The nominees travel the area, and run into a smelly OWS'er whom they kill.
Our nominees continue onward and help the locals with various errands.
Mine offer is this: Join me and together we shall build a brand new aeon of reason, justice and prosperity!
Next time: The legend in the hat and the witch sees stuff.