Fallout 76 - online Fallout spinoff from Bethesda - now on Steam with Wastelanders NPC expansion

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

What kind of generic giant spider actually kills something? That would imply success, and success isn't the generic giant spider way.

 

[Moink]

Fuck you, bird.

Oi

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I'm dead, aren't I?

 

[Black Angel]

I'm dead, aren't I?

Hi dead, I'm a cat

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I'm dead, aren't I?

Hi dead, I'm a cat

A spider, birds, and now a cat. So this is the cycle of life.

 

[Idiott]

 

[Myobi]

I though this couldn't get any worse, but then the fucking thread turned into some sort of furry convention.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Birds and spiders aren't exactly furry...even the spiders with hair.

But yeah, I agree.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Spiders are fuzzy you ignorant fucks.

But all y'all niggaz won't know that because "oooh, I don't wanna touch it!" You'll let a dog that licks its balls slobber all over you, but Charlotte can't spin a web in your barn. Fuck you. I love you.

 

[Black]

Spoiler

 

[Myobi]

Spiders are fuzzy you ignorant fucks.


But all y'all niggaz won't know that because "oooh, I don't wanna touch it!" You'll let a dog that licks its balls slobber all over you, but Charlotte can't spin a web in your barn. Fuck you. I love you.

I guess Charlotte should just go build her own fucking barn instead of spinning around like the little bitch she is around other people’s property.

 

[luj1]

I am almost certain that >Fallout 76< (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name) represents the lowest a video game can virtually go.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Spiders are fuzzy you ignorant fucks.


But all y'all niggaz won't know that because "oooh, I don't wanna touch it!" You'll let a dog that licks its balls slobber all over you, but Charlotte can't spin a web in your barn. Fuck you. I love you.

I guess Charlotte should just go build her own fucking barn instead of spinning around like the little bitch she is around other people’s property.

Plane tickets, bitch.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

I am almost certain that >Fallout 76< (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name) represents the lowest a video game can virtually go.

This post wont age well

 

[Alienman]

I am almost certain that >Fallout 76< (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name) represents the lowest a video game can virtually go.

This post wont age well

I think the statement will last for a long time though, at least when it comes to AAA games. Hard to see any upcoming games failing at this magnitude at absolutely everything - the game itself and essentially all the extra products surrounding it.

 

[Corvinus]

And people will still buy it.

 

[ColonelTeacup]

I am almost certain that >Fallout 76< (may Allah forgive me for uttering its name) represents the lowest a video game can virtually go.

This post wont age well

I think the statement will last for a long time though, at least when it comes to AAA games. Hard to see any upcoming games failing at this magnitude at absolutely everything - the game itself and essentially all the extra products surrounding it.

Skyrim 2 has to come out eventually. And there is still starfield on the horizon.

 

[luj1]

Skyrim's launch state was so pathetic, I honestly doubt TES VI can be *that* bad.

 

[Beastro]

Fallout series had lost its way the moment Bethesda announced that players in Fallout 76 would be able to launch nukes at each other Fallout 3.

 

[Beastro]

If I were a spider, I wouldn't be taunting a bird. Unless I was a really big spider and I ate birds.

 

[Courland]

Skyrim's launch state was so pathetic, I honestly doubt TES VI can be *that* bad.

That 100% depends on if bethesda will once again use the mutilated corpse of the gamebryo engine to shit out that game
Bethesda has already proven it can't make a game playable on launch without mods and is actively doing worse with every iteration.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

If I were a spider, I wouldn't be taunting a bird. Unless I was a really big spider and I ate birds.

Talk shit, get hit.

 

[baud]

Skyrim's launch state was so pathetic, I honestly doubt TES VI can be *that* bad.

That 100% depends on if bethesda will once again use the mutilated corpse of the gamebryo engine to shit out that game
Bethesda has already proven it can't make a game playable on launch without mods and is actively doing worse with every iteration.

Even if they switch engines, Bethesda can't do good software development, so they'll still release a bug-ridden PoS. Still imagine the shitshow if they switched to Unity?

 

[Squid]

If I were a spider, I wouldn't be taunting a bird. Unless I was a really big spider and I ate birds.

That's a pretty cool looking spider. Instead of being nightmare fuel, it runs on nightmare fuel. Where can I get one?

 

[Alienman]

Probably Australia.

The home of nightmare fuel stuff.