Ignore the review itself, its what you would come to expect with the first 10 seconds being "Brought to you by SlimJim" with an EA logo next to it, the comments section is the goldmine. They are getting their assholes torn open wide.
Who really gives a shit about the rating honestly it was well put together and good constructive points were made all around. Yeah she kind of skimmed over the quality of the story and the horror elements but just because it was given a 5/5 doesn't mean it should detract from the video over all. It isn't a ridiculous score anyway.
we all know what to expect. it's just that we can't give up hope for the best.It's an EA game. What the fuck did anyone else expect?
The ONLY good thing about the Dead Space series, is that this was originally System Shock III. And thankfully they could not get the right's for it and rape that corpse.
The ONLY good thing about the Dead Space series, is that this was originally System Shock III. And thankfully they could not get the right's for it and rape that corpse.
Woah, really? So they planned to make SS3 a third person action game with no RPG elements and weak horror?
What about the foot stomp? The only Dead Space i played was the first one and the foot stomping was by far my favorite part of the game, it feels so manly, so powerful the way Isaac grunts HMMPH when he stomps someone, and you can open boxes and decapitate necromorph corpses with it, yes it's that strong.
EA hasn't made a real NBA game since 2010 because 2K trashed them so thoroughly for years. If only they hadn't gotten an exclusive license for the NFL.they'll not care, blame piracy, blame people not accepting a new ip and go back churning crappy fifa x, nba y, nhl z and more and more sims.
EA hasn't made a real NBA game since 2010 because 2K trashed them so thoroughly for years. If only they hadn't gotten an exclusive license for the NFL.
Madden is EA's most consistent money maker. If they had competition, they would be in worse shape. This is good for everyone.EA hasn't made a real NBA game since 2010 because 2K trashed them so thoroughly for years. If only they hadn't gotten an exclusive license for the NFL.
Most of the world is weeping at this terrible injustice. Freedom for Wannabe Rugby Simulator 2013!
People will still buy it for $60, play if for two hours, set it aside, and never get back to it. Such is the average AAA gamer these days.
I found the first two games entertaining if you just want a game where you kill shit in the most violent, horrific ways possible.
Then again, I pirated both of them, so my feelings on the matter may be skewed.
Maybe EA can't afford the bribes any longer? I've been suspecting them of being in pretty serious financial trouble for a while now.
Additionally to that, I could actually enjoy this guys opinion, I used to watch that X-Play show with him around E3s in the past etc. if he wasn't such an obvious corporate whore: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wAZDHdU0eo#t=4m50sIgnore the review itself, its what you would come to expect with the first 10 seconds being "Brought to you by SlimJim" with an EA logo next to it, the comments section is the goldmine. They are getting their assholes torn open wide.
Then when you get to the necromorphs they're nothing like the previous games. They're no longer lumbering, slow monsters
Even the health has been dumbed down. I don't even know what the inventory screen looks like because you no longer need to open it. You now have a hot-button to apply a medpack, meaning gone is the tension of having to open your inventory and use a medpack in the middle of a fight.
parody post? none of those things are true
First one was fun and the second one was still quite enjoyable. This one however? It's been smelling worse and worse the more details emerged. Still amazed they threw out the solid romp and stomp of the first games to what amounts to fps pacing and blasting and so lost what made the series fun in the first place.
the pace has been upped in DS3. DS1 + 2 were never shooters that required particularly fast reflexes. You'd rarely miss a shot simply because a necromorph was moving too fast. The pace in DS3 has been upped significantly.