Codex FUMBBL league?

[Damned Registrations]

Game started up, name is Hoverdog

 

[hoverdog]

we're playin'. come and join us for some furry rape!

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

So Garfunkel, if you can play I'm spectating the Redwall/Warsaw match, come speck and say something.

 

[Damned Registrations]

Match over. Furries managed to cheat their way to honorable victory. Though now I'm envious of that big guy with block. That is just way too frigging useful. Also, my first runner to get a skill got two at once, and is therefore guaranteed to be knocked out every single match from here on out.

 

[Ulminati]

Well, it's official. Nuffle hates my guts

Not just Nuffle it seems, your team has been Renamed. :D

I did warn you about using the word Rape on Fumbbl. Back in the old days, it would've been deleted altogether. I guess Christer's turned mellow in his twillight years. Either that, or it's because we finally got rid of Angie the Bitchzilla on the admin team.

Let me know when you're ready to play our match. I got some Chaos D0rfs that are itching to caress you gently. Now that I've seen how your team fares, I'm half tempted to send a support ticket to have my skillup changed to mighty blow

 

[Grunker]

Yeah, I've literally never had a team this roasted early in a tournament before, except a Pro Elf team in an all 2000TV tourney on Cyanide. All other teams where dwarves, nurgle, chaos or orcs. In a tourney of 14 players.

I knew I was playing it close to the wire with the Retired & Raped thing, but the asshole in me just can't take puritanical shit like that. Lucky it was just edited, at least.

I'm ready whenever you are. Should we just catch each other on steam?

 

[Ulminati]

It is on, bitches!

Spectator link: http://fumbbl.com/ffb.jnlp?spectate=78273

 

[MicoSelva]

It looks that my company's firewall screws up the client by blocking certain ports, so no spectating for me.

 

[Ulminati]

First half I had a decent chance of stopping a TD. Instead Nuffled decided I should have a quad skull, so grunker could stall safely for 1-0 at turn 8.

Second half, my bull failed 2 pick up rolls with rr allowing grunker to gain posession of the ball. When I tried to blitz his carrier, I got another quadskull. Nuffle must be suffering from PMS today, for he is a fickle bitch. After being granted an extremely easy 2-0 score, Grunker then got a blitz on the following kickoff.

Grukers next opponent owes me big by the way. I MNG'ed his skulled runner and -AV'ed one of his blitzers (who's probably getting fired)

 

[Grunker]

I won this via luck mostly. But I will offer no feelings of sympathy towards Ulm, who like Mantiis that bastard fouled one of my blitzers in turn 16 resulting in -AV

Death to T16 foulers!

 

[Ulminati]

Moar like Death to T16 Fouled, amirite?

 

[Grunker]

Oh, and when I got the offer to re-roll my winnings I clicked yes, because I thought it was "Do you want to re-roll your winnings?"

Of course it was "Do you want to keep your winnings?" so I'm now stuck with only two blitzers and 20000K...

 

[Grunker]

My Cas-sum is 6, by the way. 1 casualty for, 7 casualties against.

 

[Ulminati]

I fully intend to end this season with the highest # of CAS caused. I'm off to a good start with 7 in the teams first 3 games. And now they got their first MB.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Oh fuck, sorry Saastuttaja, I completely forgot the game yesterday, thanks to Aurora. I'm going out tonight - does Friday work for you?

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I'm afraid I'm out the entire weekend. Next week, then.

I fully intend to end this season with the highest # of CAS caused. I'm off to a good start with 7 in the teams first 3 games. And now they got their first MB.

You shall fail.

 

[Ulminati]

I'm afraid I'm out the entire weekend. Next week, then.

I fully intend to end this season with the highest # of CAS caused. I'm off to a good start with 7 in the teams first 3 games. And now they got their first MB.

You shall fail.

I dunno. I've a track record of causing lots of CAS with non-bashy teams. Imagine what I'll do with a bashy one once it gets rolling.

 

[MicoSelva]

@ Ulm
If my troll manages to keep his sharp wits from the first match, I'm going for the most casualties too. We got 3 in the first match (2 by Troll). Let's hope this average can be sustained.

 

[Berekän]

Well, it's official. Nuffle hates my guts

Going into the match, I knew it would be damned tricky. Three loners and only one blitzer meant I had to focus. Fortunately for me, Berekän plays a bit irratic at first, throwing some 1D blocks before moving, for example. Sadly for me, he downs my players on the rolls, but on the flip side I stun two of his players on my 2D blocks.

So far so good. Then, through a couble of more 1D blocks, Berekän pushes through to my ball-carrier. Not to worry, I have a contingency set up. I move my ball-carrier away and pass to my guy way deep. Fortunately, Berekän fails his 1D block on my carrier his next turn.

This however, was the end of my luck. My ball-carrier fails his GFI, and loses the ball. Then follows a turn where Berekän badly hurts one guy and knocks out two others. And my team is supposed to be the one with the highest armor

From here on he pushes up the field, and there's not much I can do besides try to set up some clever blocks. This of course lead to Berekän getting of some blocks of his own, and his blocks result in knocked out players.

At half time, 1 of my knocked out players get up. Three stay down. Useless Bloodweiser Babes!

Suffice it to say, Berekän played it smart and didn't get too risky from here on out. He set up his guys around mine so I couldn't get to his BC, and drew out the time. Wasn't much I could do.

I'm tempted to call it fortunate that I only had one miss next game injury; the rest were badly hurts or knock-outs.

It was a nice match, if only because Grunker's a cool person and we got a interesting match that didn't got boring because of one sided dices, he really had bad luck in that game.

Waiting now for MicoSelva to finish his pending match to keep on blood bowling.

 

[MicoSelva]

Waiting now for MicoSelva to finish his pending match to keep on blood bowling.

Yeah, about that. I'm having some problems getting in touch with Pelvis Knot. I sent him an invitation on Steam last Sunday...

And this "3 days ago" was around 2 am my time, when I was fast asleep as I had to get up for work at 6.

I really hope he appears at some time during the weekend.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

I'm afraid I'm out the entire weekend. Next week, then.

I fully intend to end this season with the highest # of CAS caused. I'm off to a good start with 7 in the teams first 3 games. And now they got their first MB.

You shall fail.

I dunno. I've a track record of causing lots of CAS with non-bashy teams. Imagine what I'll do with a bashy one once it gets rolling.

I lol at your track record - that guy has played 23 games and I suppose the other's weren't much better.

@Garfunkel, can you play at any time today?

 

[Grunker]

So where are we at with the last three games? Do we have a "one game per week rule" like in the Cyanide-thread or..?

 

[GarfunkeL]

@Saastuttaja, I'm working from this moment until seven PM - though I might be able to play the game if nothing pops up. Let me get a smoke first - just woke up - and bring my laptop down here to the office.

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

Um... Seven PM what time? Damn it, there should be an universal time everybody uses... BBtime is apparently the same as Paris.

Damn this is hard to get to work... Now I have an AI war game scheduled, that always takes up time, some 4-5 hours from now on at least...

 

[Grunker]

Um... Seven PM what time? Damn it, there should be an universal time everybody uses... BBtime is apparently the same as Paris.

Damn this is hard to get to work... Now I have an AI war game scheduled, that always takes up time, some 4-5 hours from now on at least...

Just use FUMBBL-time, as you say.