How did Candy Crush become so popular? Isn't it just a Bejeweled clone? What unique features does it offer that made it overshadow Bejeweled?
I just do not understand.
CANDY JAM
OOOPS SORRY, 'SWEET JAM'
FIGHT TRADEMARK TROLLING - MAKE A GAME
WHY?
BECAUSE TRADEMARKING COMMON WORDS IS RIDICULOUS AND BECAUSE IT GIVES US AN OCCASION TO MAKE ANOTHER GAMEJAM :D
RULES
MAKE A GAME INVOLVING CANDIES
CONSIDER USING THE WORD "CANDY" SEVERAL TIMES, ALSO "SCROLL", "MEMORY", "SAGA", "APPLE" AND "EDGE" MIGHT GIVE BONUS POINTS
DEADLINE
STARTS NOW. ENDS 3RD OF FEBRUARY
Why the fuck no one seems capable of noticing it?BECAUSE TRADEMARKING COMMON WORDS IS RIDICULOUS
Because bureaucracy is not sane.Why the fuck no one seems capable of noticing it?BECAUSE TRADEMARKING COMMON WORDS IS RIDICULOUS
Why the fuck anyone trying to do so isn't just fed his trademark claim paperwork (orally or rectally, as determined by official's convenience), then kicked off the flight of stairs with their inane drivel safely sequestered in their alimentary tract, despite it being arguably the only *sane* reaction?
Because bureaucracy is not sane.
CONSIDER USING THE WORD "CANDY" SEVERAL TIMES, ALSO "SCROLL", "MEMORY", "SAGA", "APPLE" AND "EDGE" MIGHT GIVE BONUS POINTS
So, "scroll" is for Bethesda, "apple" is obvious I guess, what are "memory" and "edge" for?
Because bureaucracy is not sane.Why the fuck no one seems capable of noticing it?BECAUSE TRADEMARKING COMMON WORDS IS RIDICULOUS
Why the fuck anyone trying to do so isn't just fed his trademark claim paperwork (orally or rectally, as determined by official's convenience), then kicked off the flight of stairs with their inane drivel safely sequestered in their alimentary tract, despite it being arguably the only *sane* reaction?
At least Russians would be safe.So what's next? Who's gonna trademark the word "the"?
Trully, we have reached a whole new level of Jewishery.
So, "scroll" is for Bethesda, "apple" is obvious I guess, what are "memory" and "edge" for?
Edge for EA ? Or maybe the magazine. Memory is a german board game, apparently..
When The Lion King arrived on film, dad was out shopping and decided to get it for us; he comes home and he's bought Simba: The King Lion instead. Many tears were shed.
Actually, the movie wasn't all bad. Pretty hardcore story about some hunters going around and killing all the lions. Definitely wouldn't be allowed for children today.
Despite the level of retardation and greed shown here it's not the saddest part. That is that these shenannigans can easily sink a small outfit like Stoic. In fact, that's what they're designed for. Pay up or face a costly and crippling court case. Extortion and nothing more than that.
King has millions rolling in through their shitty mobile crap. Meaning they can lawyer up and bleed a small outfit like Stoic dry in everlasting procedures when this ever goes to court.
Point is, Stoic are not their direct competitors, why would they waste so much time and resources on someone who's not one bit threatening to them ? Media would be all over this shit too. "Big ass greedy corp bullying small time dev!" - wet dream of any clickbaiting site.