NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DraQ]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/if-tetris-...of-us-maybe-people-would-still-be-playing-it/

Next: Chess.

 

[Duraframe300]

Is this article even real? It's a not mock-article? What?

P4rgaming is known satire.

So, no.

Which is why we should be banning articles from that site in this thread.

 

[Dexter]

Which is why we should be banning articles from that site in this thread.

 

[DraQ]

Which is why we should be banning articles from that site in this thread.

Precisely.
This thread is about , not .

 

[Lemming42]

I posted a bunch of Fallout "confessions" from tumblr the other day, and it went down well so enjoy some Elder Scrolls confessions.
Before we start, note that "long time players", to these people, means "people who played Oblivion". Arena and Daggerfall go completely unmentioned, and Morrowind only comes up rarely.

Now prepare for some completely baffling ones:

 

[Xor]

Blizzard, the developers behind esports blockbusters like StarCraft 2 and Hearthstone

I literally laughed out loud at this.

 

[skacky]

How can you be nostalgic for a game if you haven't even played it?

 

[evdk]

How can you be nostalgic for a game if you haven't even played it?

How can you like Oblivion?

 

[Luzur]

I posted a bunch of Fallout "confessions" from tumblr the other day, and it went down well so enjoy some Elder Scrolls confessions.
Before we start, note that "long time players", to these people, means "people who played Oblivion". Arena and Daggerfall go completely unmentioned, and Morrowind only comes up rarely.

Now prepare for some completely baffling ones:

fucking kids.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

How can you be nostalgic for a game if you haven't even played it?

Like the guy in the next confession, he probably just means it feels as if he's already familiar with the place, which is understandable since the location is meant to invoke that feeling. Like say, a "retro" level in a Super Mario game. Nostalgia is now a buzzword that can mean any sort of fuzzy feeling.

 

[evdk]

The faggots at BSN are at it again...

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OH SHIT

 

[LundB]

Maybe that's why BTE went downhill, and is no longer amusing screencaps of derp from ESF, BSN, GameFAQs, etc., paired with the occasional Meltdown-dump. Codex now produces its own BTE-worthy material on a daily basis.

People seriously discussing the 'complexities' of ME plot and the indoctrination theory on the Codex. How times change.

 

[evdk]

Maybe that's why BTE went downhill, and is no longer amusing screencaps of derp from ESF, BSN, GameFAQs, etc., paired with the occasional Meltdown-dump. Codex now produces its own BTE-worthy material on a daily basis.

Well it does it in the BTE too, so that's a convenient shortcut.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

So BTE is going downhill because it became the BTE?

 

[evdk]

So BTE is going downhill because it became the BTE?

It's a Moronception.

 

[thesoup]

Ian Smiles at Dong

 

[Whisky]

Ian Smiles at Dong

So, Rex is the first one of us to make it into a video game. I guess he wins.

 

[thesoup]

https://twitter.com/SmegmaKing

This account... Read all of it.

"RT "Baby Daughter Named For a Mass Effect Character" @Kotaku I had a Mass Effect themed daughter too. It was an abortion."

 

[Lemming42]

Chump gets tortured by Lou and captured in Mariposa, can't get out, throws a fit and decides to play Fallout 3 instead.
Granted the Mariposa escape wasn't Fallouts' finest moment and there should have been at least one alternate way out, but holy shit what a baby this guy is.
And check out his Megaman avatar. If you can handle the NES Megaman games, then surely you can handle running/sneaking/fighting your way past one goddamn Super Mutant.

 

[felipepepe]

Ian Smiles at Dong

It's more attention than he deserves... now Kotaku will make an article about how 3 HEROES of social justice are being cowardly attacked...

 

[Xor]

The faggots at BSN are at it again...

...


OH SHIT

What really surprised me about the whole thing was that I was the only one calling him out on this shit at first and a few people even chimed in to mention how they thought the IT was a legitimate theory. I almost gave up on the thread completely.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

We need a new forum, where we can create a new BTE dedicated to making fun of all the stupid and inane shit posted on the Codex.

And we can also unban MHC there.

 

[Tzaero]

And we can also unban MHC there.

He doesn't want to come back.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

And check out his Megaman avatar.

The way Mega is looking up reminds me of the fox tentatively staring at the grapes

 

[AngryKobold]

This is not an RPG. This is a choose-your-path adventure book, with failures at every turn. I don't care what the manual says. If the game requires you to take yourself out of the experience and manage a dozen save files, guess what? It's a bad game. This is fact. Managing saves is not a fun activity. It does not constitute a game. Therefor, it does not belong.

Replacing "Fallout" with "Age of Decadence" turns it into a reasonable criticism.