Are You Going To Play Baldur's Gate 3?

[Whipping Post]

Nope. Didn't like D:OS and don't see any reason to subject myself to tranny pandering smut just because they slap 'Baldur's Gate' on it. I might have been willing to pirate it but that filesize is a dealbreaker.

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

BG3 is unironically the gayest fucking game I have ever played. Shitty writing, shitty characters, shitty quests.

 

[jaekl]

Shitty writing?? You're about to look *real* fucking stupid pal. Let me introduce you to Sir Fuzzalump...

"Sir Fuzzalump was much mocked amongst his playful kind for his dour demeanour and single-minded devotion to the magical investigation of cave moss. He claims not to have giggled in over a decade, and has never frolicked."

You should apologize for insulting this masterpiece game

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

Shitty writing?? You're about to look *real* fucking stupid pal. Let me introduce you to Sir Fuzzalump...

"Sir Fuzzalump was much mocked amongst his playful kind for his dour demeanour and single-minded devotion to the magical investigation of cave moss. He claims not to have giggled in over a decade, and has never frolicked."

You should apologize for insulting this masterpiece game

I honestly thought you made that shit up at first.

 

[Tweed]

Even the act of pirating this filth equals supporting Larian and the degenerate garbage they peddle.

Codexians are hypocrites, who knew.

 

[Ladonna]

No

Only Larian game I finished was Divine Divinity. After that, I kept buying them and not finishing them, usually becoming bored halfway through. DOS2 was the final icing on the cake with that bullshit armour system. I see no need to waste time or money on another iteration, especially with the weird crap it seems to be promoting.

 

[Drakortha]

BG3 is unironically the gayest fucking game I have ever played. Shitty writing, shitty characters, shitty quests.

Be careful about calling BG3 shit around here. I'm banned from 2 BG3 threads thus far for doing so.

If you want to call the game what it is (a pile of dogshit) you have to sugar coat it a bit. Try to say something nice about the game as well. Balance that shit. You don't want to go complete 100% contrarian, especially since BG3 has shaped up to be one of the most ambitious and passionate games in well over a decade.

Steam sales and statistics is the proof that it's a phenomenal game, with just a few flaws you can nitpick about it.

Swen is an amazing CEO, he actually unironically wears armor to his job. Imagine if every boss was like that?

Larian are truly setting a new standard, I wish more devs were like them. They are so full of love and passion for the games they make.

Even if BG3 is not really your cup of tea, you should buy it twice because the devs deserve our full support as gamers.

BG3 is more than just a game, it's a Celebration!

etc.

 

[jaekl]

Ya know, this game really gives you a lot of choices and consequences. For example, you can choose between adventuring with male models who spend 90% of their lives preening, primping, waxing, flexing in the mirror, choosing outfits, going to expensive salons etc. or a bunch of creepy, haggard old ladies. This really encourages a gamer to expand they/them's horizons sexually... why not try some dick? It will surely taste better than dried up old goblin pussy right? Maybe you'll like it after all! :3

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

BG3 is unironically the gayest fucking game I have ever played. Shitty writing, shitty characters, shitty quests.

Be careful about calling BG3 shit around here. I'm banned from 2 BG3 threads thus far for doing so.

I got cringe and retarded ratings for saying that killing Astarion bugs out the game and all dialogue assumes you have recruited him regardless.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

Ah! Now I get why all those orcs and other races stay the fuck away from thirsty elves. Just like Smurfs they’re all gay Uber horny dudes basically. Where the fuck do baby elves come from then?

And a Drow elf would know about dicks.


WHAT?!?!!!!

DWARVES WITH NO BEARDS?!!!

WTF??!!!!
WTF??!!!!
WTF??!!!!
WTF??!!!!
WTF??!!!!

 

[Caim]

Sounds like someone doesn't know who Varric is.

 

[GaelicVigil]

Now that the game has been out for a few days, for those who have played BG3 for a substantial period of time now, how often have you run into porno-faggot-trans-femoid situations? Just curious. And I'm also curious how much has been unavoidable?

 

[MerchantKing]

Even the act of pirating this filth equals supporting Larian and the degenerate garbage they peddle.

Unless you get it for free.

 

[Abu Antar]

Now that the game has been out for a few days, for those who have played BG3 for a substantial period of time now, how often have you run into porno-faggot-trans-femoid situations? Just curious. And I'm also curious how much has been unavoidable?

So far? In character creation, and a few companion interactions that I quickly shot down. I am only in act one.

On another matter, I just spen 800 gold on freeing Oskar.

 

[Turisas]

Would I eat poop if they started labelling
it as chocolate?

Nah.

 

[Chippy]

Fuck me I should have read this thread before I started the other one claiming I might buy the game if they handled the returning characters well...

Gonna get hammered with ratings now. 'Suppose there;s no defence. Although I haven't followed the development in ages.

-Also, the tranny dicks are far too small. If they want me to buy the game for tranny dick they're gonna have to release a level 9 enlarge spell DLC for tranny cock or something.

 

[KeighnMcDeath]

I’ve seen too much porn pics via just a Bing search of BG3 to even be shocked. Tbh, the amount of porn, sex, debauchery, etc is so thick today, this merely comes out as meh. I guess the bear + vamp shit was surprising so who knows WTH else might be shocking. I try to be shocked but really….. it is prolly like being a zombie while your necro master is giving you a BJ; you feel, know, care for nothing because you are dead (inside/out/mindless).

Tell me porniness isn’t the main attraction of this game. I keep thinking of the stupid shit talked about in Cyberpunk like dildos everywhere upon release. Is this just for shock to get sales? Are gamers just mega closeted pervos that can’t be satisfied and need the next bigger and bigger fix?

BG3 won’t be the last that’s for sure. I ain’t a prude but I may be desensitized quite a bit considering the day & age.

 

[Stavrophore]

Is this like DoS2? If it is, then it might be fun. But the graphics and artstyle looks very ubisoft globohomo tier. The facial animations looks like andromeda tier. Everything looks shit, but if the combat is as fun as in DoS2 it might be not so bad. I might play it, but 100gb? What is this shit?

 

[Turisas]

-Also, the tranny dicks are far too small. If they want me to buy the game for tranny dick they're gonna have to release a level 9 enlarge spell DLC for tranny cock or something.

You really think modders didn't fix that already? Shamefur dispray.

 

[Frank Capicoli]

Is this like DoS2? If it is, then it might be fun. But the graphics and artstyle looks very ubisoft globohomo tier. The facial animations looks like andromeda tier. Everything looks shit, but if the combat is as fun as in DoS2 it might be not so bad. I might play it, but 100gb? What is this shit?

So far the combat isn't a bloated mess of garbage like DoS2.

Now that the game has been out for a few days, for those who have played BG3 for a substantial period of time now, how often have you run into porno-faggot-trans-femoid situations? Just curious. And I'm also curious how much has been unavoidable?

Every companion is 100% cringe and ready to bone you even faster than your average Bioware wankfest. It is avoidable and thankfully you can kill any of them, and the mechanic to create mercs is a short dungeon away from the tutorial zone.

 

[Aemar]

(courtesy of rpg**.org)

Larian is a den of degenerate shit-peddling faggots. 'BG 3' is the 'It's Ma'am!' of the RPG genre.

Don't buy or even pirate this garbage. Support small non-pozzed devs instead - the Caves of Lore, Zorbus, Stellar Tactics dudes, etc.

 

[Vic]

nowadays it’s cool pretending to be gay

 

[Jack Of Owls]

Ya know, this game really gives you a lot of choices and consequences. For example, you can choose between adventuring with male models who spend 90% of their lives preening, primping, waxing, flexing in the mirror, choosing outfits, going to expensive salons etc. or a bunch of creepy, haggard old ladies. This really encourages a gamer to expand they/them's horizons sexually... why not try some dick? It will surely taste better than dried up old goblin pussy right? Maybe you'll like it after all! :3

I'm pretty sure this was the exact same idea used in Max Phipps' Stones of Arnhem. Max had gay porn magazines lying around that he wanted the artists to draw the male characters' artwork from. The women, however, the artists would be allowed to model on their own mothers or grandmothers or other's mothers or grandmothers. Larian Studios just aren't the trail-blazers they think they are.

 

[Aemar]

This individual knew exactly what he was doing: spreading degeneracy for clout/shekels. A proper Ashkenazi stratagem.

 

[whydoibother]

Missing out on the best cRPG in years to trigger da libs xD
Not enjoying my hobbies to trigger da libs xD
Living a gray, dull, joyless and meaningless existence to trigger da libs xD

#triggered