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Completed Let's play Conker's Bad Fur Day

spekkio

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anver said:
Blue Velvet
:clap:

Have some more bonuses, Andy:

Conker's free time activites #6

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VA said:
platformer
More like a 3d adventure game / hiking simulator with 'press B to win' minigames.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
And next two chapters (best ones in the game IMO) will be full of famous 'console shooting' that Skyway is an expert in.

;)
 

spekkio

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Conker moves past the sleeping hive

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And into new exit

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190. Going linear

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Oldest trick in the book... of shitty game design.

:rpgcodex:

Conker continues down the corridor - there's a branch to the right

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There's a switch there, but it's too high to be used

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Maybe if we came from the exit above?

:(

Conker continues forward and reaches a huge cave filled with water

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This short black guy in the distance look strangely familiar... What is he doing?

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:oops:

There's an exit to the left, but current is too strong for our squirrel - he can't swim there

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Let's try NPC interaction instead!

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191. Gregg vs. the Catfish

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:love:

Well, it looks like he can't be bothered right now. Conker takes the wooden ledge:

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And reaches a huge closed gate

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Bats?
Well, only one thing to do here - let's take the exit below:

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We end up in familiar area:

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:smug:

Conker uses the switch

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Which opens the gate

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He goes back to Gregg

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This time the reaper

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Is more chatty:

192. Bloody shotgun

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Rich but undead ancestor? Zombies?

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Let's check the area behind the gate

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A cemetery?

:thumbsup:

Let's go!

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193. How to (not) deal with zombies

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Screwed up intentionally (yeah, right - I just forgot how to shoot :oops:) to show you how fast they are.
If you move inside without shotgun equipped, you're fucked - the inhabitants are much faster than in shitty popamole nextgen shit like Resident Evil 4 - you won't be even able to equip the shotgun and aim before being mutilated...
As you can see, they SPEED UP when close to the victim, not SLOW DOWN - Capcom's devs should probably take motherfucking' notes...

:obviously:

And BTW - Conker can fucking strafe (in all 4 directions) while aiming, contrary to Capcom's piece of excrement, hailed by fucking retards as 'best game in Resident Evil series'. Fucking morons...

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So... It's possible to do aim+strife on a console using a single analogue controller? That simply cannot be!

:roll:

[/skyway]

But I digress...

194. How to deal with zombies

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:roll:

You have to be really careful here - fuckers will spawn in random parts of the cementary, but in most cases - very close to you.
In such case, best idea is to GTFO and take them out from a distance:

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Of course game cheats as fuck by spawning another wave of enemies in the area where you're camping

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But that's another thing...

:roll:

195. Wave two

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When you kill 12 of them, Gregg will warp in close to cemetery's exit (the locked one)

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Let's reach him (avoiding remaining zombies - there's no point in dealing with them now)

196. Open sesame

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There's some really cool-looking house at the top of the hill

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But to reach it, we have to deal with some

197. Old friends

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:(

You have to be really cautious against those bastards - this time they can one-shot you after all

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Finally, Conker reaches the house's entrance

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And moves in... Which turns out to be really bad idea...
(Prepare for the longest and one of the coolest cutscenes in the game)

198. Count Batula

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Boss battle #6 begins!

:yeah:

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:smug:

See you next Thursday.

Yes, I've noticed we can embed videos now. No, I don't give a fuck.
 

Jaedar

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This vampir could just as well reference something else I guess, but I'm going to have to say that it's main point of reference is:

Cool to see an update, but I would prefer embeded videos :rpgcodex:


Edit: wow, it auto-imbeded, that is so popamole
 

spekkio

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+1 Cool Points for mah brah.

No bonus images since Donnchadh Murphy's site is still offline.

But at least check out how great the Xbawks version is!

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:roll:

Embeding videos would be spoilerific, and I don't want to waste time setting 'previev' frames manualy. Plus there are like 5 readers so who cares...
 

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The mansion is probably the single most awesome location in the game - huge fucking 3d area, that you will have to explore first by air and then by foot.

1) Huge main room with the grinder:

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2) Main lobby

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3) Library

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4) Garden

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5) Dining room

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All rooms are connected with corridors:

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There are also places looking like an ancient 'B' panels in some rooms

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There's also a familiar-looking character in the main lobby:

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But first things first - the boss!

:(

This boss battle is special, since you're not fighting the boss directly - instead, you have to feed him.

This isn't that easy - you have to find a villager, hit him with a special homing projectile, grab him and bring him back all the way to the grinder.
Flying without a cargo is piss easy - just press 'B' to fly forward, 'A' to fly backwards (yes, you can) and steer with the analogue stick.
But flying with a pray in your claws is different - you have to press 'Forward' on regular intervals, since your pray will pull you down.

:obviously:

How to do it?

199. Not that way

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200. That way!

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Right. We have to repeat the process 5 times, watching out for villagers - there's no chocolate this time, so if you run out of HP, you're done.
It's best to attack a lone victim, since dealing with a crowd of villagers is almost impossible - one of them will stake you sooner or later (especially easy during the 'coming back' part).

When you deliver 2nd victim, you will get

201. A scene

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After grinding 4th villager, you will get

202. Another scene

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And finally, after the 6th grinding, you will witness a sad example of

203. 2nd daily sin

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Boss battle #6 ends!

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As you could see in the final part of previous video, dealing with the Count didn't end Conker's problems.
Now we have to explore the mansion by foot, trying to find a way out of it.
Main doors are still locked and we need 3 keys to open it.
Problem is: there are plenty of hostile creatures inside the mansion and we have to clean the path that we're going to use for bringing each key from it's original location to the door - we can't use weapons while holding a key...

Don't even think about grabbing a key and making a run for it - you can outsmart the zombies (sometimes), but you can't win against bats:

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So, let's make it by the book and fuckup-free!

1) Key#1

Conker continues inside the dining room (the upper floor) and owns 2nd zombie

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1st key is on the other side of the room, at the end of the long wooden ledge

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But before going there, Conker has to deal with some

204. Horrible creatures

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Grabbing the key now would be pointless

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Let's clear the path first. Conker goes back to the grinding room:

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And uses the ledge to the right to reach the library

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BTW - he can't reach the main lobby from there - there's a crack in the floor

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Conker notices more nasties

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We can't kill them with the shotgun - we have to find a 'B' panel...

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205. William the Squirrel

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:thumbsup:

Next step - reaching floor level

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Problem is - it's populated:

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Unfortunately, we can't snipe the zombies from above - they will quickly gather right below Conker

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Stupid nextgen lack of lean!

:x

We have to go down there... Three zombies later:

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The room is clear. There are three exits on the floor level - one leading back to the grinding room (useless - we can't use it while holding a key)

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2nd one leads to the garden, but we can't use it at all

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The 3rd exit is the only useful one

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Of course, it's guarded

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I'm not sure if this is coincidental, but corridors are the most dangerous places in the building - zombies simply love to hide right next to the door and rape you immediately when you enter...

:roll:

Conker clears the path

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And reaches the main lobby!

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It's infested as well

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We're almost there! Mr Barrel is here as well, but we can't interact with him yet...

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After clearing the area

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It's time to go all the way back to the key (we can take a shortcut through upper part of the lobby & grinder room):

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BTW, there's some switch in the upper part of the grinder room (inaccessible)

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Conker grabs the key

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And goes all the way back to the lobby

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Using the key

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Activates a ledge leading to the garden - we can access it now

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(technically speaking, it was accessible before, but required jumping - and we can't jump while holding a key...)

2) Key#2

Conker explores other part of the lobby (right from the main entrance)

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There's a single zombie there and something looking like a door below the staircase (locked)

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Conker lures out zombies hiding in the nearby corridor

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And deals with them

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He reaches dining room - it's filled with zombies as well

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This time, we can take them out from the table - they can't access it

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Conker continues to the other exit

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It leads to the garden

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This area is infested as well

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You should be really careful here - it's a labyrinth, so enemies can take you by surprise. Climbing the hedge helps:

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After clearing the area from zombies, Conker can grab the key and go back to the lobby

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He has to go back through the dining room (left entrance to the garden), since the middle one leads to the grinding room and the right one is still inaccessible

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So, it's backtracking time:

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Using 2nd key releases a ladder... somewhere

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3) Key#3

It's not that difficult to find the ladder - it's in the grinder room

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But we have to do some tricky jumping to reach it

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And BTW - the chocolate here is the ONLY one in the entire mansion!

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First we have to go to the other side of the gap with the ladder - there's a familiar switch there

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Throwing it

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Opens a secret door (and a magical shortcut) on the other side of the room

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Conker goes there, grabs the final key and continues to recently opened door

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:thumbsup:

There are zombies here again (fuckers re-set after using every key), but they can be easily avoided

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It's time to...

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206. GTFO!

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We can now deal with remaining zombies using a

207. New way

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:yeah:

Now for the MAJESTIC part - we have to roll all the way down the ledge leading back to the cemetery!
(No videos since it took me way too many quickloads...)

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:roll:

The rest is easy - we have to roll through the cemetery (no zombies this time)

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And into the water

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Using mr Barrel allows us to swim against the current an reach previously inaccessible exit

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Conker moves in and ends up in familiar area

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Yeah - it's the waterfall from the beginning of the game (with gargoyle's remnains).

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So, you want some green stuff?

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Yeh! Cash prizes.


Conker has to go back all the way to the windmill area

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But just before moving in, it turns out, that even in the furry world...

208. War never changes

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:yeah:

The final 'real' chapter of the game awaits us!

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See you... p. soon actually.
 

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^
If you were still an active LPer, you would know that we no longer can change threads' titles...

:roll:
 

spekkio

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Jaedar said:
I would prefer embedded videos.


Tried this, but there's a limit of 5 embedded videos in a post - blame DU, then.

:lol:

Conker moves in

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And finds himself in some military area

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When suddenly!

209. Military action

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tl;dr version of the briefing - we have to clear the blocked entrance to the port. Somehow.
Let's check the environment first. We have something looking like a damn obstacle course to the left (filled with jumping ammo boxes):

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There's a pier in the middle

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And the area to the right looks suspiciously empty

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Conker checks the pier - there's some mechanism in the water below

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And an empty landing boat in a dock

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Conker goes back to the initial part - there's something above the entrance

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Something... interesting

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:)

But there's only a familiar room at the end of the ledge...

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Let's check it out:

210. Weapon B

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Realizing what to do is p. easy - we have to navigate the gobling all the way to the airplane's wreck. By giving him a hand.

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Of course, there're many ways of

211. Doing it wrong

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:oops:

Yeah. First, we have to block the path leading directly into water:

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But what about the gobling? Is quickloading inevitable?

212. Day of the Gobling

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:thumbsup:

Our trick works - poor bastard will slide down nicely this time

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We can continue, for example by going to the left

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Of course it's still possible to

213. Screw up

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:roll:

When we beat first obstacle, there's another - a block moving vertically

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Then there's 2nd set of boxes

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And 2nd metal block

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But after dealing with that, we're done:

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But what to do next? Nothing happened...

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Conker decides to go back and jumps into water. Suddenly, DRAMATIC music starts playing!

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Is there some danger in the water?

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Oh. Electric eel? I bet this can be useful...

214. Swimming with eels

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So, we have a fully-functional 'B' panel now!

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What can we use it for?

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Oh.

215. Fire in the hole

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:salute:

It's time to use another gobling and explore the right side of the port.

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Of course it's emptiness covers a dark secret...

216. Sudden death

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:x

Good thing that those mines are rather passive, we will meet much more active ones soon...
Final part of this area took me some retries, since mines' layout is really thick there

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But finally:

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Conker goes back to the panel - another sacrifice is required

217. Guts for the gutgod

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Well surprise, surprise - the sergeant magically appeared close to the boat. Fucking admins!

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Let's talk to the bastard...

218. Squirrel diplomacy

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:what:

Well... Prepare for (probably) the best part of the game. Which starts with (probably) the best most MAJESTIC cutscene in the game history of entertainment industry...

219. T-Day

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What can I say except...

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^
:salute:

Have an artwork:

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And two videos:

Conker's free time activites #7



Conker's free time activites #8

 

spekkio

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We have to be really quick here!
There are three brave squirrel soldiers storming the beach - we have to follow them

220. Call of Instinct 1

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Our furry BROs in arms show us when we should move and when hitting the ground is advised. At least as long one of them is alive...

221. Call of Instinct 2

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Well - it's time to kick stuffed ass and chew hazelnuts:

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:salute:

Conker shoots the lock out

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And moves...

222. Into the Maw of Chaos

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It's time to...

223. Pop-a-Tedi

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When we clear the room, we have to continue

224. Into the corridor

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Yeah - we can strife in all 4 directions here as well - holy shit, somebody really should inform Capcom's devs!

:roll:

We have to traverse another set of lazors

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Kill more tediz

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There's a lift in the distance!

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But reaching it is a difficult task

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And can't be done properly without a

225. DRAMATIC entrance!

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Sure it can!

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:(

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:cry:

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More tediz just behind the corner

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But also something new - a flaming goblings!

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Those bastards are immortal and act as automated traps - you have to wait till they make a pause and move past their post

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Which of course leads to

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Two goblings and four tediz later

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We find: more traps, tediz and goblings

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After dealing with final wave of 5 tediz

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We reach the final lazor obstacle

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It's time for some

226. General discussion

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So it's totally possible to avoid diplomacy here!

227. Whack-a-bear

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Conker clears this room. Unfortunately, doors leading further are locked

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Opening them requires making a...

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228. Truly grimdark choice

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Thank god that devs decided to free us from the tyranny of choices here (Bioware surely took notes)!

229. Doing it Michael Thorton - style!

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(I'm pretty sure something was cut here, probably an explanation how tediz can be made...)

Conker leaves this horrible place

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Only to reach... another horrible place. It's a

230. Mid-boss time!

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:yeah:

This one is tricky. You have to wait till he reloads and advance slowly:

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Final part is truly MAJESTIC! You have to move past him, climb a rope, hide behind a pipe and reach the 'B' panel at the end of the ledge.

231. Doing it wrong

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Is not an option. :obviously:

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You have to...

232. Do it right

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:yeah:

Next part is actually even more difficult - you have to man the harpoon machine gun and mow down a couple of waves of tediz, that will pour through both entrances into the room

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Shit is actually much easier if you leave the big gun alone, hide behind it and own the bad guys using your guns - at least you can reload much faster and cover one of your flanks by proper positioning (important, since final waves will go from both entrances at the same time...).
MANY frags later

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Cokner can finally leave the room

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There's a factory line for mines in next room

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And some strange schematic on the wall

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But nothing to do. Conker leaves the building, only to witness:

233. An execution attempt

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But the lucky victim should not worry!

234. Cavalry is here!

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So, it's time cooperate with Pvt Rodent...

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See you next Thursday.

:obviously:

(let me know if all videos do play - YT is wonky today)
 

Jaedar

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decline popamole furfag shooting gallery corridor linear banal boring shit

P cool update tho.
And the videos all played for me. Some images didn't load properly first time though. And this lp really needs a new page.
 

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Two pretty obv. movie references in phelot update, BTW.

[/nextgen]
 

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