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Fargus

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Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."
"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"
 

NecroLord

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Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."
"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"
SDG goes back to rehab.
Sees that cutie girl named Kat again.
"SDG: Kat, will you marry me?"
"Kat: Yes!"
They marry, have children, and live their lives together.
THE END.

Or is it?
 

Fargus

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Week later:

"Please reinstate my account. I'm deeply sorry for my behavior. I am sober now and will be good."
"Yeeeesh! I aaams shobeeer *hicc! Playin' sum Diablo 4 cuz its so gud *hicc!"

"Chrrishpy youmothefujking faggot bitsch... i tolerated you long enouff,. Diablo 4 iz amashing... i hope yo die, Charispy!1... Alsho hav i ever told you about that cutie i met at rehab?"
SDG goes back to rehab.
Sees that cutie girl named Kat again.
"SDG: Kat, will you marry me?"
"Kat: Yes!"
They marry, have children, and live their lives together.
THE END.

Or is it?

I dont think it will be "They lived happily ever after". More like disfunctional trailer park family, liver problems and kids with fetal alcohol syndrome. But who knows?
 

Nelka

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Fugg, Crispy! You gave me hope for a moment!
just kidding, you are the best!
 

Fedora Master

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If you decide to make a new account anyway you could evolve to That High Man and be all about smoking da weed.

It's a low entry high skill ceiling posting template. You only need to memorize a few numbers and terms like THC and 420. The rest is up to you.
Codex is very anti-weed, he'd get shat on even more

Also "That High Man", not "SomeDankGuy"? Shame on you.
 

Skinwalker

*teleports between you*
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If you decide to make a new account anyway you could evolve to That High Man and be all about smoking da weed.

It's a low entry high skill ceiling posting template. You only need to memorize a few numbers and terms like THC and 420. The rest is up to you.
It's not enough that he's addicted to alcohol, you now want him to also become a crackhead? You truly need a thorough exorcism.
 

Vic

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Undisputed Queen of Faggotry Bethestard
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SDG is what happens if you have abusive parents and you think abuse/humiliation is love
 

Konjad

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Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut Codex+ Now Streaming! Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag.
SDG is what happens if you have abusive parents and you think abuse/humiliation is love
Come on, his mom even comes to clean his toilet while he's 35. If anything, he didn't receive enough abuse.
 

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