Why do you let stupid people be mods?

[kingcomrade]

in this case pretty sure it's Jaeson.

So, I had a thread retardo'd even though it was a legit thread worth discussing. Since it was retardo'd the only conclusion one can draw is that the current moderators are idiots. Why do you like having idiots as moderators, DU? Is it because of sexual insecurity? We all understand, but want you to overcome it.

 

[Jaesun]

There is an entire thread devoted to the shit topic you posted. If you are too fucking stupid to find it, there is not much I can do.

 

[kingcomrade]

there's no thread, stop pretending, faggot. eat some more cock, maybe then you'll be more amiable, lolling in the sheets covered in jizz, rolling down your face

face it, you're jealous of me.

 

[Jaesun]

Do you need a quest compass?

Oh wait, that's right. Your the guy that got lost in Fallout 3.

and cant figure out how to fight in The Witcher

<kingcomrade> what button do i push for the arm wrestling? it doesn't tell you

So maybe you should go find some other, quest compass friendly site hon.

 

[kingcomrade]

yeah try to be clever, everyone will think you're less retarded
reality is cruel, and you can rely on memes only so far. eventually even the dumbest retard will go "yeah he's just stupid"
vote of no confidence in this mod. look at how mad he is.

 

[Trash]

Drill. Hurrr.

Butt, hurt. You know the drill.

 

[kingcomrade]

oh trust me, I'm seeing it acted out in front of me this very moment

 

[Trash]

Spamming a shit post because of a temper tantrum is retarded. Cut it out and chill.

 

[kingcomrade]

Speaking of issues of not being retarded, I just thought of someone who was 10x a better mod than you, but strangely has not had his moderatorship powers renewed. Another sexual insecurity on DU's part?

 

[Forest Dweller]

There is an entire thread devoted to the shit topic you posted. If you are too fucking stupid to find it, there is not much I can do.

What's so bad about there being two threads on the same topic?

 

[kingcomrade]

i wrote a post making fun of dicksmoker before I read his post, but now I say YEAH REALLY HE MAKES A GOOD POINT

 

[villain of the story]

After 6 years and 25751 posts, is this what Codex does to people? All fledgling newfags should be told the tale of kingcomrade lest they spend an eternity in butthurt.

 

[kingcomrade]

>implying the codex has done anything to me
yeah pretend the codex is a prestigious group of elitists instead of a bunch of derptards

 

[Phelot]

I made a thread awhile back about the evolution of a Codex poster. I think I'm starting to get into the burned out phase. If you survive that then you begin making demands to become a moderator.

EDIT: What would be your first actions as a mod, KC?

 

[kingcomrade]

are you kidding? I used to BE a mod. I was a really good mod, too. I was fair. I didn't do anything retarded. I did vandalize some posts, but it was posts of people whose posts were kind of silly in the first place.

I was a good mod, and if anyone says I was not they are lying. I make fun of people a lot but I was a fair mod and didn't bullshit or retardo threads out of homosexual angst, like jaeson does.

 

[Darth Roxor]

There is an entire thread devoted to the shit topic you posted. If you are too fucking stupid to find it, there is not much I can do.

What's so bad about there being two threads on the same topic?

It's only acceptable if all of them are about Dragon Age

 

[Phelot]

are you kidding? I used to BE a mod. I was a really good mod, too. I was fair. I didn't do anything retarded. I did vandalize some posts, but it was posts of people whose posts were kind of silly in the first place.

I was a good mod, and if anyone says I was not they are lying. I make fun of people a lot but I was a fair mod and didn't bullshit or retardo threads out of homosexual angst, like jaeson does.

I know you were. What happened anyway? Did you disappear for awhile and they got worried you'd do what that other mod did?

Why exactly do you want to be a mod again? It doesn't sound like that much fun.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

He died in a car crash and his account was taken over by his mother. Fuck you, Kayzee's mom. You will never become your son!

As for why she wants to become moderator, well, stupid people love some sense of power no matter how meaningless.

 

[spekkio]

are you kidding? I used to BE a mod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZWPQG_XrTk&t=0m11s

 

[kingcomrade2]

haha, look. I was so right that they banned me. what's the matter, retards? can't handle the truth?
better ban me again, that''ll prove you're right and not retarded

 

[Jason]

better ban me again, that''ll prove you're right and not retarded

ok

 

[King Crispy]

How the mighty (big) have fallen

 

[CarnivalBizarre]

Blubber bounces right back, for sure

 

[Turisas]

Re: Drill. Hurrr.

Butt, hurt. You know the drill.

KC clearly didn't apply enough lube.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Banned kingcomrade.