I'd fuckin' godmode every game if I could to play nothing but the sweet, sweet fuckin' stories that these CRPGs give to me, fuck you John Updike, fuck you guy who writes good who wrote about that fuckin' whale, fuck you all, fuck that dude who wrote about 1984 and then everyone takes a picture of a security camera in a public square that has your name on it or something despite like, thank goodness there's a camera there to prevent people from fuckin' you without your consent but I'm still gonna take a picture anyway because it's fuckin' irony or some shit I bet, fuck that guy.
I wanna bask in the glory that is getting a fairy blade of Gazuul from the Darkmount to tear asunder the Dark rule of Shitalaser the Wicked, inheritor of the Doommantle, in the Black Cathedral of Onai and make sure the city of Moonglisten is forever saved by me, a simple fuckin' peasant boy and my incredible ascension to incomparably rich and powerful superhero.
Who ain't think RPG stories aren't the best? Those fuckers don't know shit.