The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[The Genius]

This guy does a fairly good Plinkett impersonation. Makes some good points about ME3 in general too.

 

[evdk]

Therefore, space alien girls > human girls?????

Captain Kirk already proved that ages ago.

Kirk/Spock slashfiction says otherwise.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

25:40, that's very accurate description of why I had to take a few shots after watching the ending. It was an effect of massive incoherency bombardment.

 

[Infinitron]

lol, latest NVidia driver installer is one long ad for ME3. Desperate much, EA?

 

[Oesophagus]

This guy does a fairly good Plinkett impersonation. Makes some good points about ME3 in general too.

He sounds like he's crying in that vid tbh.

Also, NSFW tags, bros. Come on

 

[Regdar]

He's just another fanboy who thinks the ending was the only thing about ME3 that sucked.

 

[Ulminati]

Also, NSFW tags, bros. Come on

This. If you must post mass erect tits, do it as a link with a NSFW tag, not as an in-thread picture. This isn't General Dickscussion, you unwashed savages.

 

[Oesophagus]

He's just another fanboy

Saw this pic and immediately thought: Bioware fan

 

[Schleichwerbung]

Who the fuck reads PRG Codex at work?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Therefore, space alien girls > human girls?????

Captain Kirk already proved that ages ago.

Exploring strange new babes is a proud Starfleet tradition.

 

[Darklife]

Watching ME plot analysis - Asari are such a shitty species as far as sci-fi goes and you just need to look at them to instantly come to this conclusion.

Why the fuck does one put in space lesbian chicks that looks exactly like humans, only with blue skin and tentacle hair? I mean what the fuck?
Was someone on the team sniffing glue too much? Nibbling on paint chips?
I'd understand it if everyone else was also just humans with rubber foreheads, but most of the races aren't.
It's fucking jarring.

Shit this fuck.

Actually in ME 2 you could overhear some racially diverse drinking group commenting on how for every one of them the asari resemble their own species. I liked the idea that they were just emitting some hallucinogens or something and were horrifying in real life, but alas this idea seems to have disappeared.

 

[Menckenstein]

SHEPARD OUR MINDS ARE FATHOMLESS WONDERS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. YOU CANNOT HOPE TO STOP US.

What's your goal, Reapers, why do you want to wipe out all life in the galaxy?!

SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY.

MAJESTIC! *collar grab*

BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

 

[Ulminati]

Who the fuck reads PRG Codex at work?

I browse it while waiting for my code to compile.

 

[Menckenstein]

Who the fuck reads PRG Codex at work?

Everyone on the Codex who doesn't have a menial labor job.

 

[Schleichwerbung]

Who the fuck reads PRG Codex at work?

I browse it while waiting for my code to compile.

Well, I'm too paranoid to browse the 'dex at work, there's always a chance to encounter something like that:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/the-mass-effect-thread.68704/page-243#post-2018863
I think my boss wouldn't mind, but still.

 

[Angthoron]

This guy does a fairly good Plinkett impersonation.

Not even near. Also, calling a robot that just boasted a superiority complex an effective, frightening villain is like if Plinkett would go ahead and say that Quai-Gon Gin is a deep, believable character. This stuff is toothless, not to mention that while Plinkett appears deceptively simple, this guy tries hard to not give away his base simplicity. Yes, the guy uses the generic buzzwords every BioDrone can eject by a truckload, but Plinkett actually uses them appropriately. So fuck this pastel-coloured bullshit.

"The first two, and the 99% of the third were great"


What's with you people grabbing for straws, yeesh.

 

[Jarpie]

That 38 min video was shit from the get-go by comparing Star Trek to Mass Effect, and not saying that Star Trek is vastly superior to Mass Defect.

 

[Angthoron]

That 38 min video was shit from the get-go by comparing Star Trek to Mass Effect.

Could've stopped right there. Or even 7 words sooner.

 

[Ulminati]

Well, I'm too paranoid to browse the 'dex at work, there's always a chance to encounter something like that:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/the-mass-effect-thread.68704/page-243#post-2018863
I think my boss wouldn't mind, but still.

So you post NSFW crap because you don't read codex at work for fear of running into NSFW crap?

 

[Angthoron]

Well, I'm too paranoid to browse the 'dex at work, there's always a chance to encounter something like that:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/the-mass-effect-thread.68704/page-243#post-2018863
I think my boss wouldn't mind, but still.

So you post NSFW crap because you don't read codex at work for fear of running into NSFW crap?

Your organic mind won't comprehend.

 

[Ulminati]

Well, I'm too paranoid to browse the 'dex at work, there's always a chance to encounter something like that:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/the-mass-effect-thread.68704/page-243#post-2018863
I think my boss wouldn't mind, but still.

So you post NSFW crap because you don't read codex at work for fear of running into NSFW crap?

Your organic mind won't comprehend.

BRO, if my mind wasn't organic, his logic is an infinite loop waiting to happen.

 

[Oesophagus]

Well, I'm too paranoid to browse the 'dex at work, there's always a chance to encounter something like that:
http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/the-mass-effect-thread.68704/page-243#post-2018863
I think my boss wouldn't mind, but still.

So you post NSFW crap because you don't read codex at work for fear of running into NSFW crap?

Your organic mind won't comprehend.

BRO, if my mind wasn't organic, his logic is an infinite loop waiting to happen.

You are proof his solution won't work anymore.

 

[Schleichwerbung]

So you post NSFW crap because you don't read codex at work for fear of running into NSFW crap?

Yes, because even if I stopped posting NSFW stuff, somebody else still posts it. I could make an analogy with the west's attempt to save the world from CO2, while most rivers in China are toxic, but I think you get my point. (Since my post is somewhat passive-aggressive, and I hate passive-aggressive posts, I must add "YOU ASSHOLE!")

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Who the fuck reads PRG Codex at work?

*raises hand*

 

[MasterSmithFandango]

I do.