The Mass Effect 3/BioWare Thread

[GarfunkeL]

Well, even 5 times in three games isn't that good. Rance > Shepard, obviously.

 

[Menckenstein]

Is Shepard the top or bottom?

 

[RPGMaster]

Is Shepard the top or bottom?

Implications unpleasant.

 

[LoPan]

First one then the other.

 

[racofer]

Is Shepard the top or bottom?

Depends on your Renegade/Paragon score.

 

[Azalin]

Liking womyn is renegade.

So taking it in the ass is the "good" option according to Bioware now,while liking womyn is the "eeevol" option?

 

[Excidium]

I wonder if the paragon/renegade gain is the opposite for females? Wouldn't that offend bioware's borderhouse audience?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes is paragon, No is renegade.

As in
Paragon: I can't marry you, James. Your dick is just too big for my asshole. We can still be blowjob friends after me and Kaidan get married.
Renegade: I can't marry you, James. I'm sorry, but you just don't have a pussy. It's been bothering me a lot.

 

[RPGMaster]

I just got banned from BSN.

I don't even know why, or by whom.

My last post was "

WOM clearly affected DA2 when it sold 50% of what DA:O did."​

​

 

[J_C]

Shepardz GAY SEX scene here:
http://www.computerandvideogames.co.../mass-effect-3-shepard-gay-sex-scene/?mode=hd

Once you go black, you never go back!

Wow, what an awful video. Not the gayness itself, but the acting, the animation, the lines. It is clear that this is a standard scene for both the gay and the straight sex scene, they just switch the character modells. But this scene feels that it was made for a straight sex scene, the whole "I'm a gay Shepard" thing is so forced.

 

[Azalin]

I just got banned from BSN.

I don't even know why, or by whom.

My last post was "

WOM clearly affected DA2 when it sold 50% of what DA:O did."​

​

U CRITISIZE BIOWARU GAEM RPGMASTER?DING DONG BANNU
M:

 

[commie]

Well, even 5 times in three games isn't that good. Rance > Shepard, obviously.

That's not fair on Shep. He does have an urgent 'DO NOW OR EVERYONE DIES' mission to save the galaxy so when can he find the time for fucking between scanning random planets and taking the Mako for a spin?

 

[Ion Prothon II]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/Mas...-GLADLY-pay-for-better-endings-9558578-1.html

Criticism and debates can only go so far but the language of money is universal

I will MORE THAN GLADLY pay 10$ or more for a DLC that improves the endings for people like me who did not want their favorite serie to end on such a note. Did you listen Bioware/EA? I want to give you MORE MONEY!

I know many others have asked for this as well.

Thank you in advance

 

[Excidium]

B-b-but DLC ending wouldn't be canon.

 

[Random]

Now I actually want Bioware to be dicks to their customers by not making an alternate ending, DLC or otherwise. Fuck Bioware, but fuck their fanbase even more.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

She'll be serving under cmd Shepard all right

 

[Valestein]

She looks like a create-a-character femshep.

 

[Valestein]

Now I actually want Bioware to be dicks to their customers by not making an alternate ending, DLC or otherwise. Fuck Bioware, but fuck their fanbase even more.

 

[Haba]

If I'd had the chance to write ending for ME3, I'd make it so that the "true ending" can only be achieved by being absolutely despicable - using your crewmates, killing the weak, gas ovens for the stupid... All the attempts to do the "good thing" would end up in gore and/or rape scenes, beaten down Shepard being pissed on by an angry mob.

 

[abnaxus]

A compilation of all the LOLworthy ME3 marketing quotes

(inb4 END OF RINE)

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

A compilation of all the LOLworthy ME3 marketing quotes

(inb4 END OF RINE)

Saving for posterity:

Anyone keeping a record of all the tweets/interview quotes from ME3's developers? Post some of them here so the rest of us can relish in the irony/fail. No bad fiction please. Thats found in ME3.

[Will be updated as new lies are unearthed]

• • "As Mass Effect 3 is the end of the planned trilogy, the developers are not constrained by the necessity of allowing the story to diverge, yet also continue into the next chapter. This will result in a story that diverges into wildly different conclusions based on the player's actions in the first two chapters."

LMAO. Yeah. You've got a choice of a red turd, blue turd and green turd, each with 2 variations. How about the folks who aren't interested in turds?

• • "If players achieved a love interest in both Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2, then both previous love interests will be vying for Shepard's attention in Mass Effect 3."

Attention comprises 3 sentences from each LI, resolved with clicking a choice on the dialogue wheel ONCE. DRAMA!! YOUR CHOICES 'MATTER'!!!

• • "BioWare has confirmed that Mass Effect 3's storyline may change in response to fan feedback. Following a mistakenly-released beta that led to leaked story files, co-founder Greg Zeschuk says that the development team is actively paying attention to fans' input.

• • "We listen to our fans all of the time," Muzyka said. "We listen to them on the forums, their feedback from stories. We're reading it all. If we can get ideas out of it that will make the game better, sure. We're not adverse to taking feedback. That's part of our core values, is humility [Hi Stanley!]. Any time we get a good idea from fans... they're our audience. They keep us in business."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

• • "We have a really talented team of writers. We go through iteration after iteration, making it the best and most satisfying we can," he said.

• • "It's going to make some people extremely happy. It's going to make some people angry. But that's part of it, right? To invoke the emotion putting some of these stories to bed will naturally bring up.

• • He added: "I honestly think the player base is going to be really happy with the way we've done it. You had a part in it. Every decision you've made will impact how things go. The player's also the architect of what happens."

• • Whether you're happy or angry at the ending, know this: it is an ending. BioWare will not do a "Lost" and leave fans with more questions than answers after finishing the game, Gamble promised.

Player base he's referring to = gay gamers
The ending is LOST. With incest.

 

[RPGMaster]

1up inclines the standards of gaming journalist just a tad.

http://www.1up.com/previews/mass-effect-3-why-earth-damn-important

That interviewer has probably been blacklisted by BioWare now for not sucking cock.

 

[felipepepe]

1up inclines the standards of gaming journalist just a tad.

http://www.1up.com/previews/mass-effect-3-why-earth-damn-important

That interviewer has probably been blacklisted by BioWare now for not sucking cock.

1UP: So let's talk for a minute about the outsider status of humanity in ME. I've pretty much played the "Captain Picard Shepard," and I've been very nice to all the other species. At the end of ME1, I took one for the team so to speak, and saved the council at a great cost to humanity. But at the beginning of ME2 that was wiped off the slate. No matter how you play the end of ME1, ME2 pretty much says, "Well, it's two years later and now you're with Cerberus, so whatever decision you made doesn't really matter that much."

 

[Serious_Business]

ME3 may get some players from EA for the first time seeming to really push the popamole crowd into buying ME3, but my point remains that Bioware is loosing their dedicated fanbase and whoever plays ME3 as their first ME game, or even their third, are very unlikely to form any loyalty to Bioware.

Of course, and my point was just that I felt like taking a shit. Sorry you got caught up in the process. Although I'll tell you, who really gives a shit about their fanbase? Do you?

[citation needed], self-proclaimed sociologist

It's self-proclaimed philosopher, you funny little shit. What does human nature have to do with sociology? Sociology and citations are below the speculative heights of my towering and thundering abstract intellect, you understand. Get your shit together jc, I know you're not big into books but this shit is weak, you're lucky I even took the time to even look at this exceedingly mediocre display of wit

 

[jcd]

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