Karwelas
Dwarf Taffer
A somewhat chucklefuck thread about pasta that describes the state of Polish RPG scene well, remade from legendary political rant by Z. Stonoga, famous polish prophet, far descendant of Nostradamus. Done with slightly modded google translate translation, because I couldn't be arsed to do it by hand.
Good evening. Something ... something broke and I could not be heard, I will repeat it again
The result of RPG systems apart from D&D and Warhammer is some kind of failure, I think it's an RPG fucking stupid society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles that play two systems crosswise, this is some fucking misunderstanding If it means so much to you ... if it means so much to you, people, such diversity, where they put Song of Swords, AD&D, Earthdawn, everything else, and it just meant fucking three or four ads for game per session a month, to you guys, then you should be thrown d20 at, you should beat yourself with corebooks, as soon as Baniak can tempt you with RPG tutorials
Let burn it. It didn't fuck you up as much as Baniak will fuck you. Until your dice itch with pain
This is a fucking drama
It is a drama that in this anti-RPG country, in this country where the media has not been able to post reviews without paying from publishers, that normal, non-Autumn gaming has been desecrated, that there are more than three systems, that these DD Drones! I repeat DD DRONES! they only played this system and abandoned it years later that it was not worth translating these other systems.
Call of Cthulhu will scare you, 5e will fuck you like 3.5e did not
This fourth edition, this copy of 2e, the fucking copy of the Enemy Within, will destroy you
Re-editions, Comrades, Void-Dancers which won't release, will take away the flavor of your life RPGs, Polish idiots. I have it in the ass, because I play other systems
I'm gonna play these fucking systems!
I will play today, I already bought the Traveler Classic and I will be a fucking GMing RPG suckers, I laugh that you are so stupid, such idiots who play one or two systems
Not Traveller, not Das Schwarze Auge, but some Strixhaven, in Alien, you play system they pay to you play
This is the RPG scene
Because of this RPG scene, because of you, nothing will change on this scene, because you play Gawęda or argue about safety on session, they will fuck you and earn money from you, because you are a bunch of RPG losers
Do you get it?
And to you, dear ones, who played other systems, who did not crap on older systems because the older edition and had a good time, thank you Because they are a handful of RPGs, a handful of Poles, today there are five, maybe six ads
(Turn off this YouTube during the session or I'm going to turn it off for you)
Yes, yes, that's the only thing that matters on this scene. To tell you in the face that you are populists who have entered the hobby for fame, that your fucking credit cards with payments from patrons are your majesty, your dignity
A job with the publishing house and viewers that do not love are RPGs, anchor in your back
It wasn't worth spending, it wasn't worth doing anything ... what would happen ... it's a pity to write blogs, it's a pity to shred your mouth really
Let you... Listen
Those who used the methods of the works of Youtubers to GM, damn you, they made a fame for them, you are anti-RPGs Good night What's up RPG? What did you want to say? Well.
Okay, for now, I'm getting the fuck out
Fuck, it was a pity that there were 9 Facebook bans, the school was about to expose RPG scandals
Stupid RPGs, stupid drones, it's only FATAL to GM for you, measure the volume of the anus
It was a pity for you to do anything, you stupid RPGs playoids
The result of RPG systems apart from D&D and Warhammer is some kind of failure, I think it's an RPG fucking stupid society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles that play two systems crosswise, this is some fucking misunderstanding If it means so much to you ... if it means so much to you, people, such diversity, where they put Song of Swords, AD&D, Earthdawn, everything else, and it just meant fucking three or four ads for game per session a month, to you guys, then you should be thrown d20 at, you should beat yourself with corebooks, as soon as Baniak can tempt you with RPG tutorials
Let burn it. It didn't fuck you up as much as Baniak will fuck you. Until your dice itch with pain
This is a fucking drama
It is a drama that in this anti-RPG country, in this country where the media has not been able to post reviews without paying from publishers, that normal, non-Autumn gaming has been desecrated, that there are more than three systems, that these DD Drones! I repeat DD DRONES! they only played this system and abandoned it years later that it was not worth translating these other systems.
Call of Cthulhu will scare you, 5e will fuck you like 3.5e did not
This fourth edition, this copy of 2e, the fucking copy of the Enemy Within, will destroy you
Re-editions, Comrades, Void-Dancers which won't release, will take away the flavor of your life RPGs, Polish idiots. I have it in the ass, because I play other systems
I'm gonna play these fucking systems!
I will play today, I already bought the Traveler Classic and I will be a fucking GMing RPG suckers, I laugh that you are so stupid, such idiots who play one or two systems
Not Traveller, not Das Schwarze Auge, but some Strixhaven, in Alien, you play system they pay to you play
This is the RPG scene
Because of this RPG scene, because of you, nothing will change on this scene, because you play Gawęda or argue about safety on session, they will fuck you and earn money from you, because you are a bunch of RPG losers
Do you get it?
And to you, dear ones, who played other systems, who did not crap on older systems because the older edition and had a good time, thank you Because they are a handful of RPGs, a handful of Poles, today there are five, maybe six ads
(Turn off this YouTube during the session or I'm going to turn it off for you)
Yes, yes, that's the only thing that matters on this scene. To tell you in the face that you are populists who have entered the hobby for fame, that your fucking credit cards with payments from patrons are your majesty, your dignity
A job with the publishing house and viewers that do not love are RPGs, anchor in your back
It wasn't worth spending, it wasn't worth doing anything ... what would happen ... it's a pity to write blogs, it's a pity to shred your mouth really
Let you... Listen
Those who used the methods of the works of Youtubers to GM, damn you, they made a fame for them, you are anti-RPGs Good night What's up RPG? What did you want to say? Well.
Okay, for now, I'm getting the fuck out
Fuck, it was a pity that there were 9 Facebook bans, the school was about to expose RPG scandals
Stupid RPGs, stupid drones, it's only FATAL to GM for you, measure the volume of the anus
It was a pity for you to do anything, you stupid RPGs playoids
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