Machocruz
Arcane
I'm working on my own FF story.
It takes place on a world called Negrodamus, which takes the shape of a sequined Chocobo skull during every other change in phase of its 10 moons. The people wear metal suspenders with no pants. Negrodamus is ruled by Chamberpot, a kritarchic government. The main character is named Epic -because why not take it all the way- a 13 year old, melon-haired former soldier who joins up with resistance group Il Devo to stop a terrorist cell known as Le Zeni-max from acquiring the genetic key code necessary to access Fugazi-CB4, the rhomboidal planetoid made of living grass that is rumored to house the souls of The Five Altoidian Elder God-Slaves that were believed to have shed their material form and abandoned mankind 3000 years ago. In the wrong hands, the power of these souls could be used to unleash Declinu on the world and render their wielder all-powerful. Epic and Il Devo are hunted by the Radio-Ga-Ga Guarde, the imperial security force of Chamberpot, for subversive acts committed by a third faction, El'Goatse, and falsely attributed to the rebel group. But the head Judj of Chamberpot, Sargento Maytag, really wishes to neutralize the opposing factions, and opposition within his own government, and claim the power of the God-Slaves for himself and bring about Judjment Day, a cataclysmic event that would bring the world into an era of eternal butthurt 7 times the normal level, and where Sargento Maytag would rule as Gran Moderator Sargento Maytag-Codex.
Fantasy, man. It's about imagination and stuff.
It takes place on a world called Negrodamus, which takes the shape of a sequined Chocobo skull during every other change in phase of its 10 moons. The people wear metal suspenders with no pants. Negrodamus is ruled by Chamberpot, a kritarchic government. The main character is named Epic -because why not take it all the way- a 13 year old, melon-haired former soldier who joins up with resistance group Il Devo to stop a terrorist cell known as Le Zeni-max from acquiring the genetic key code necessary to access Fugazi-CB4, the rhomboidal planetoid made of living grass that is rumored to house the souls of The Five Altoidian Elder God-Slaves that were believed to have shed their material form and abandoned mankind 3000 years ago. In the wrong hands, the power of these souls could be used to unleash Declinu on the world and render their wielder all-powerful. Epic and Il Devo are hunted by the Radio-Ga-Ga Guarde, the imperial security force of Chamberpot, for subversive acts committed by a third faction, El'Goatse, and falsely attributed to the rebel group. But the head Judj of Chamberpot, Sargento Maytag, really wishes to neutralize the opposing factions, and opposition within his own government, and claim the power of the God-Slaves for himself and bring about Judjment Day, a cataclysmic event that would bring the world into an era of eternal butthurt 7 times the normal level, and where Sargento Maytag would rule as Gran Moderator Sargento Maytag-Codex.
Fantasy, man. It's about imagination and stuff.