So... Dragon Age 2...

[AngryKobold]

Die in fire, everyone. With "haters" like you around, Bioware needs no fans.

Not voting for lack of kingcomrade option.

 

[Dreaad]

 

[Jaesun]

4chadex

 

[Broseph]

Ban Dreaad

 

[Lancehead]

Voted "Got some points" for Dreaad being a terrible judge of games.

 

[Bloody Mess]

Dreaad's a dapper young lad. Keep on fightin' the good fight an' all that, and don't let the naysayers bring you down, champ!

 

[pan]

He's just doing the opposite of what the rest of you do.

Discussion on this forum is imbeciles identifying orthodox outlooks and intimating them in ways pseudo-witty enough to earn esteem amongst idiot peers. Dreaad is about touting the unorthodox instead.

Unfortunately him nor anyone else can hope to transcend these theatrics. You are all doomed to die never knowing the truth of your condition, the human condition. Half of you actually liked DA1 but are too self-deluded to know that you are too stupid to admit it.

The petty justifications say it all. "DA1 is good because it has good environments." as if you've always cared about environments and aren't just saying that to delude yourselves from the fact that you enjoy WoW combat and shitty camera controls. "DA2 is bad because it is not faithful to DA1 lore." what could you possibly say to make me believe that you or anyone else cared about the lore beyond blind fanboyism.

 

[Zeriel]

DA1 wasn't good, but that doesn't make someone a holy martyr for liking DA2, it's just as bad.

 

[DraQ]

What a delightful derail.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/teleport.htm
http://diablo.wikia.com/wiki/Teleport_(Diablo_I_Spell)

Fucking D&D/Diablo/Arcanum.

Neither D&D, Diablo, nor Arcanum exist in DA universe.

Sorry to say I'm unique

I believe the word you're looking for is "special".

 

[Mortmal]

Also as a little side note I can't remember where and can't be bothered going back to find it, but someone said that DA2 is shit because the story is all over the place and is more like episodes from Kirkwall rather than a central storyline to follow. Amusingly this is kinda what I like most about the game, I suppose it reminds me of all my favorite tv shows, quite a few which do have some very VERY loose plot. Most go from episode to episode throwing the main protagonists into seemingly random situations just to see how they will react.

Seeing as I am dead tired of the high fantasy quest for mount doom crap.
You know in some ways... oh god I'm almost scared to say it, but the structure of the story is reminiscent of PS:T.... you get a random cast of people (which frankly are far more fleshed out in DA2, PS:T at best has very one sided companions), give them a loose goal in a city, run around doing random shit till you figure out what's going on. Now I must say that PS:T does this better simply because there's actually some mystery and thinking required to progress (also a lot more filler content, love it or hate it), this by itself makes the game far more entertaining. Still I think that people that bash the story too hard are just focusing on the negatives in such a fierce way, they fail to see certain things or just refuse to look.

Too big, the bait is too big, 7 pages was nice already.Why being greedy and wanting more ? Why ruining your troll cover like this ?

 

[Dreaad]

Hiding in plain sight makes it harder to catch...

 

[Andyman Messiah]

I also like Dragon Age 2. It's horrible schlock and that means you can laugh at it. It's a fun bad game, meant to be played through with cheats turned on (for maximum telling the combat to gtfo) and a Final Fantasy VII cocktail. You're going to hate it if you try playing it like a good, competently made game.

 

[SCO]

Bioware is dead to me since NWN.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Oh yeah, well they were never really alive to me in the first place!

 

[DarthBehemoth]

I also like Dragon Age 2. It's horrible schlock and that means you can laugh at it. It's a fun bad game, meant to be played through with cheats turned on (for maximum telling the combat to gtfo) and a Final Fantasy VII cocktail. You're going to hate it if you try playing it like a good, competently made game.

 

[DraQ]

I liked it how at the beginning after some fights there is this scene where some dude gets infected by the derpspawn or something and gets stabbed right through breastplate by that gal - I fully expected him to explode in a ludicrous geyser of blood like everything else does regardless of weapon used, but he didn't.


I've seen some later lulzy bits where fully armoured people drop from the ceiling/sky for no reason as well.


Then I switched off the YT.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

The game is crammed full of scenes like that. Everything is so fucking bad and that's funny as hell.

 

[MasPingon]

Seeing as I am dead tired of the high fantasy quest for mount doom crap.
You know in some ways... oh god I'm almost scared to say it, but the structure of the story is reminiscent of PS:T.... you get a random cast of people (which frankly are far more fleshed out in DA2, PS:T at best has very one sided companions), give them a loose goal in a city, run around doing random shit till you figure out what's going on.

We need "do not read this post for your own good" tag. What is the use of ignore button if I have already read this?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

The ignore-button is for the weak. Woman the fuck up, asshole.

 

[MasPingon]

The ignore-button is for the weak. Woman the fuck up, asshole.

I don't have strength of yours. You forced yourself to like DA2, you became a shell in process

 

[Roguey]

You're going to hate it if you try playing it like a good, competently made game.

I played it like a competently made timesink.

 

[DraQ]

We now know what can change the nature of a man.

 

[DragoFireheart]

So DA2 is shit?

 

[Dreaad]

That's news to me

 

[Andyman Messiah]

So DA2 is shit?

Yes. So-bad-it's-good shit.