Russian Kingdom Come Deliverance - Смута

[PorkyThePaladin]

Leering bear in the background, hungrily looking at main characater's arse... Yeah... I knew game industry would clone all the wrong lessons from Baldur's Gate 3.

 

[Fargus]

The guy in glasses was just recently released from jail. They love BG3. They also do "ironic" faggot sketches all the time as introduction for their videos and make gachimuchi meme jokes. So it's kind of a recurring theme for the channel...

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

We're hitting levels of slav that shouldn't be possible.

My only criticism is that the mud doesn't behave like real mud. For accurate historical slav life, you need lots of mud all over your boots. The horse needs to get muddy and kick up mud. At least put footprints on the ground. This feels like the character is walking over a painting. Witcher 3 got away with it by not showing mud in much detail, but that was 2019.

All those Unreal Engine 5 details on the ground like puddles of water do more harm than good when they don't behave like real water. It creates an uncanny valley effect that I suspect most people will feel, but not quite place, leading to unimpressed reactions.

 

[Cohesion]

The guy in glasses was just recently released from jail.

They are both in glasses!!

 

[Fargus]

Been a long time since i watched their videos. Second guy used to be without them.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Witcher 3 got away with it by not showing mud in much detail, but that was 2019.

2015.

Tempus fugit, man. Tempus fucking fugit.

 

[Demo.Graph]

This's not KCD. And not a RPG. It's a low effort runner-slasher in historical decorations with HP bloat, retarded fetchquests and other elements of AAA gaming.
I'd say that quality level is comparable to Cyberpunk 2077 when it was released (read - it's shit).
Regrettably, it's unlikely that the game would be polished enough to become worthwhile.

Edit. Also, turns out there was an interview where lead dev had stated that their inspiration was Ghost of Tsushima. I haven't played it, but based on Youtube, the comparison is probably more relevant than KCD.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Codex mole is aware of this gem and threat people with potential review

 

[Fargus]

Everyone is already bashing this pile of garbage tbh

 

[motherfucker]

 

[jaekl]

This sounds hilarious, how do I buy it and does it come in English?

 

[Stavrophore]

This's not KCD. And not an RPG. It's a low effort runner-slasher in historical decorations with HP bloat, retarded fetchquests and other elements of AAA gaming.
I'd say that quality level is comparable to Cyberpunk 2077 when it was released (read - it's shit).
Regrettably, it's unlikely that the game would be polished enough to become worthwhile.

Edit. Also, turns out there was in interview where lead dev had stated that their inspiration was Ghost of Tsushima. I haven't played it, but based on Youtube, the comparison is probably more relevant than KCD.

KCD was terribly bugged at the release, so we will see.

 

[deuxhero]

If anybody still gives a shit about this game. 6 hour stream by two belarusians that you can skim through.

Looks like any BamHam melee combat. The real crack is when he runs into an NPC and it just has a safe space barrier rather than actually colliding.

Codex mole is aware of this gem and threat people with potential review

Reminds me of the original Mount and Blade, where you were never supposed to encounter water more than waist deep but it snuck into a few random siege maps far away from the gameplay. Of course even there the water still slowed you down because they had a penalty for wading that applied even in deeper water.

 

[whydoibother]

Seems like there will be a video after all, boys.

 

[Jenkem]

This game will be unfairly maligned by butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs. Then in a few years time after it is all fixed and patched some faggot YouTuber will make a video about it being a hidden gem and these same butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs will suddenly talk about how this cool game is a nice hidden gem that they've discovered.

 

[SpaceWizardz]

Vatniks rush forth to defend a blatant scam that stole millions from their government. Developers did not even bother to make this available to western markets, deeply unserious.

 

[Lord_Potato]

This game will be unfairly maligned by butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs. Then in a few years time after it is all fixed and patched some faggot YouTuber will make a video about it being a hidden gem and these same butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs will suddenly talk about how this cool game is a nice hidden gem that they've discovered.

keep coping, Putin-fag.

 

[rumSaint]

This game will be unfairly maligned by butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs. Then in a few years time after it is all fixed and patched some faggot YouTuber will make a video about it being a hidden gem and these same butthurt belters, NAFO troons and NPCs will suddenly talk about how this cool game is a nice hidden gem that they've discovered.

High on copium I see.

I bet you are one of these who bashes Bethesda for releasing unfinished piles of bugs and at same time you speak of "hidden turd" turned into gem after years of bugfixing.

 

[Krivol]

is it good? Is it playable in any sane language (you know, without funny fonts)? Any reviews?

I really need to play something historical.

 

[Tyranicon]

Is the English transliteration or whatever of this game actually SMUTA?

That's going to be kind of awkward, might need a renaming if it comes to western markets.

 

[Parsimonious cook]

Yeah, I dont think the devs need to worry about the western markets too much tbh fam.

 

[whydoibother]

Is the English transliteration or whatever of this game actually SMUTA?

That's going to be kind of awkward, might need a renaming if it comes to western markets.

Its a VK Play game, not even published on Steam.

 

[Krivol]

Do we fucking need to be conquered to play this shit?!

 

[jaekl]

Привет Россия

I would like to buy glorious game about kill polish people. Please accept inferior money of gay Canada. Спасибо for time taking to read my words.

 

[Lord_Potato]

Do we fucking need to be conquered to play this shit?!

And even then only in Russian