Pre-emptive TESV ridicule thread

[uhjghvt]

my predictions:
* regenerating health
* 12-16 skills
* respawn on death
* staves become even more gun-like and have auto-aim
* same retarded voice actors from oblivion
* mudcrabs

 

[Darth Roxor]

A city that no one enters and no one leaves.

 

[MetalCraze]

An option to auto-get a quest item without a need to fast-travel to it.

 

[JarlFrank]

A difficulty slider that is only movable into one direction [easier].

 

[Texas Red]

They will go with the same province because everything else isn't generic.

 

[racofer]

**Level scalling 2.0:

- Monters level = Player level - 5;
- Loot Level = Player level + 10;

**Quest automatic solving based on character statistics and dice rolls (because bethesda wants to please hardcore rpg players). There will be quest items/spells that increase the probability of solving the quest;

**The Secret Mudcrab Level accessible by combining a leg and a spell scroll at the alchemy screen;

 

[JarlFrank]

THERE IS NO BRAHMIN LEVEL

 

[Fenril]

Now with even more thugs wearing enchanted daedric gear in the endgame!!


Meet hundreds of characters that always have something new to say in 3 variations.

Got stuck in the game? Go to the deadric shrine and donate 1000 Gold pieces and your quest journal becomes automatically cleared!

 

[Kavax]

All the stealth skills will be combined into "Thievery", all the spell colleges will be combined into "Magic" and all weapon skills will be combined into "Fighting".

 

[MetalCraze]

Bows will always hit because we've test-played with them and understood that missing with a bow is not fun.

 

[Walkin' Dude]

This.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Dicks, dicks, everywhere dicks.

 

[King Crispy]

If Fallout 3 tanks and Todd and Pete are fired, we might have a slight chance at a decent TES game again.

Like that'll happen.

 

[Hellraiser]

Now with even more awesome DLC like the quicksave function and mudcrabs exploding in slow motion from sword wounds.

 

[Burning Bridges]

Fallout 3 tanks and Todd and Pete are fired ..

I'm more pessimistic on that, my friend.

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

1. Axes and maces will be removed because most people prefer swords.
2. The game will be set in Akavir to increase sales in Japan.

 

[King Crispy]

If Fallout 3 sells a billion copies and Todd and Pete are promoted, the next TES game we'll see will be an MMORPG.

That's pretty much guaranteed to happen.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Fallout 3 with swords.

 

[DraQ]

If Fallout 3 sells a billion copies and Todd and Pete are promoted, the next TES game we'll see will be an MMORPG.

That's pretty much guaranteed to happen.

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

 

[Demnogonis Saastuttaja]

*Bullet time mode
*No player death
*Instead of dialog, we'll play Galaxian and if we get a really high score, we get useful information. Also, if you kill somebody, you play another mini-game to see if you can say IT WASN'T ME, though everyone will forget in 24 hours, of course.
*When traveling, you'll play a mini-game with a dance mat to see how fast you walk.
*If you get diseased, you have to rest an hour.
*Loot will scale even in your inventory, so you'll never have to collect new stuff.

 

[denizsi]

*Loot will scale even in your inventory, so you'll never have to collect new stuff.

That would actually be a plausible design choice for publishers. They'd only need to tie it to a skill, so higher the skill, further scaling in inventory. Next-gen kids would love that.

 

[MetalCraze]

And remember if your pet Crabmeat will be killed he is gone forever

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Toolset? What toolset?

 

[Dark Elf]

*Bullet time mode

I'm off topic, fully aware of the fact that you're referring to VATS and possibly offending the hivemind, but implemented right, I believe that an RPG with Max Payne style bullet time mode would be pretty damn cool.

On Topic: The ability to change race, class and starsign (which have been molded together into FIGHTER, MAGE, THIEF and EVERYTHIN') is readily available from the character screen.