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Socrates

Bonfire Kindler
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Russia
Enjoy the Revolution! Another revolution around the sun that is.
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Zed Duke of Banville

Dungeon Master
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Messages
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On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain
"Please bring me my wine."
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine."
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
"Relax," said the night man
"We are programmed to receive
You can check-out any time you like
But you can never leave!"
 

Falksi

Arcane
Joined
Feb 14, 2017
Messages
10,626
Location
Nottingham
I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh God

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh

Glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
 

Hydro

Educated
Joined
Mar 30, 2024
Messages
131
I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh God

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh

Glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
yeah, tell this guy about your “problems”
 

Hell Swarm

Educated
Joined
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Messages
976
Redditors posting song lyrics of AI generated music. I understand why he wants to not have an account here any more.

 

Falksi

Arcane
Joined
Feb 14, 2017
Messages
10,626
Location
Nottingham
Redditors posting song lyrics of AI generated music. I understand why he wants to not have an account here any more.


I genuinely love this stuff so much.

Not only is it funny as fuck, but it's mocking a complete mockery of AI too. Keeping AI reduced to joke level stuff is the best way to keep it in check.
 

Hell Swarm

Educated
Joined
Jun 16, 2023
Messages
976
Redditors posting song lyrics of AI generated music. I understand why he wants to not have an account here any more.


I genuinely love this stuff so much.

Not only is it funny as fuck, but it's mocking a complete mockery of AI too. Keeping AI reduced to joke level stuff is the best way to keep it in check.

Comedy is the best form of propaganda. If you can make someone laugh they will be much more susceptible to your teachers.
 
Joined
Sep 1, 2020
Messages
1,125
No violence, says the bank robber.
No pain, says the doctor.
No lies, says the journalist.
No sacrifice, says the politician.
No unfairness, says the taxman.
No injustice, says the judge.
No sin, says the priest.
No hate, says the jew.

What does the forum poster say? No drama, he says.
 

SkyFlyer97

Guest
Battling internet addiction, so I am wiping everything as my first measure. I know for a fact that losing any progress towards the 1 year mark privileges would prevent me from coming back. I guess my posts are too valuable though for this account to be deleted though, lol.

Not a big deal, I rarely use this site compared to others, so it isn't really too much of a temptation anyway.
 

Hell Swarm

Educated
Joined
Jun 16, 2023
Messages
976
Battling internet addiction, so I am wiping everything as my first measure. I know for a fact that losing any progress towards the 1 year mark privileges would prevent me from coming back. I guess my posts are too valuable though for this account to be deleted though, lol.

Not a big deal, I rarely use this site compared to others, so it isn't really too much of a temptation anyway.
Deleting accounts won't help. You will simply find another way to be on the internet. The only solution is to find something else to fill the time with and go do it. Can't spend all your time on the internet if you're cycling or gardening.
 

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