Eternity Pillars of Eternity II Beta Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[FreeKaner]

I'd fuck it.

 

[Trashos]

No, I am perfectly straight even if I didn't want to, sorry

Typical freudian slip from a gay guy. He doesn't want to be straight at all, but he's fighting his pulsions. Little does he know, one of these days, he'll wake up after a crazy night of heavy drinking next to a somewhat average dude, and in a liberating sigh he'll still lie to himself : Damn, these fucking poe portraits made me gay.

The "even if I wanted to" part means that I often had lucrative "opportunities" to stop being straight, and I nevertheless couldn't bring myself to do it. That's all. I don't have it in me.

 

[CptMace]

So you considered those opportunities. And remember them. Maybe having some regrets ?

 

[Trashos]

"opportunities"

 

[Jimmious]

Log in. See PoE2 topic notifications. Check them out.Learn about Trashos' homoerotic lucrative "opportunities". Pretty good codex day

 

[Lacrymas]

Doesn't want to fuck dudes, yet doesn't find blatantly attractive women fuckable. Makes you think...

 

[CptMace]

Do you often watch Point Break, Trashos ?
Did you save the dude instead of the chick in mass effect ?
Have you ever surprised yourself thinking that Obama was a good looking president for once ?

Here's a quick test, and I'll never bother you again. I post random pictures of people, and you tell me which ones you think are objectively more attractive. No regards to their gender :

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That's a tricky one :

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[Ulfhednar]

I post random pictures of people PoE portraits, and you tell me which ones you think are objectively more attractive.

FTFY

 

[Lacrymas]

Mmm, Jennifer Hamburgerhepler, her womanly wiles know no bounds.

 

[CptMace]

I found her by typing fat writer bioware.

 

[Trashos]

Interesting that the guy who is asking for hot women is the one labeled a faggot. What school of thought is that? Post-meta-modern older-than-newest-but-kinda-new marxism?

I am sure it will all become clear when the thread "uglyPOEple2: A discussion on PoE2's contemporary cultural themes" goes on air. Nothing to worry about, really. If it isn't actually happening, noone is going to care about it anyway.

 

[Parabalus]

I found her by typing fat writer bioware.

Among the first results for me. Pretty sure it's fake, but still .

 

[Lacrymas]

When I was in high school, I used to overemphasize my straight side by filling my phone with pics of hot chicks and asking/doing/saying cliche hetero things all the time because I was deathly afraid people would think I'm gay (and I wasn't sure what I was). How naive and stupid of me. Anyway, my point is that usually acting hyper-hetero is a sign of repressed gayness in one way or another, so you shouldn't be surprised at this reaction :p

Is it trying to be sexy on that second pic? That shirt is priceless

 

[jungl]

Chinese cartoon girls only look good in 2d. 3d white hair red eye girl looks like AIDS personified.

 

[Seethe]

When I was in high school, I used to overemphasize my straight side by filling my phone with pics of hot chicks and asking/doing/saying cliche hetero things all the time because I was deathly afraid people would think I'm gay (and I wasn't sure what I was). How naive and stupid of me. Anyway, my point is that usually acting hyper-hetero is a sign of repressed gayness in one way or another, so you shouldn't be surprised at this reaction :p

Is it trying to be sexy on that second pic? That shirt is priceless

 

[Lacrymas]

That video is painfully cringe-y, he has some deep issues.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Again with the pretty women thing... What if I want handsome hunks to ogle? Ever think about that? No.

 

[Lacrymas]

 

[rusty_shackleford]

doesn't even look like the same guy
who did they hire to do the portraits

 

[unfairlight]

Sorry sweetie but all male characters have to be Chad Thundercocks and all women have to be 400kg hamgalaxies with manchin that can circle 3 times around the earth.

 

[Ninjerk]

All Eders have to be Max von Sydow.

 

[Iskramor]

No, I am perfectly straight even if I didn't want to, sorry

Typical freudian slip from a gay guy. He doesn't want to be straight at all, but he's fighting his pulsions. Little does he know, one of these days, he'll wake up after a crazy night of heavy drinking next to a somewhat average dude, and in a liberating sigh he'll still lie to himself : Damn, these fucking poe portraits made me gay.

They turned the fucking frogs gay

 

[Immortal]

No, I am perfectly straight even if I didn't want to, sorry

Typical freudian slip from a gay guy. He doesn't want to be straight at all, but he's fighting his pulsions. Little does he know, one of these days, he'll wake up after a crazy night of heavy drinking next to a somewhat average dude, and in a liberating sigh he'll still lie to himself : Damn, these fucking poe portraits made me gay.

They turned the fucking frogs gay

 

[AwesomeButton]

I'm wondering what kind of skull shape does Xoti have, if her hood is raised in the upper left, while she is facing 10-20 degrees away from the camera?

 

[Iskramor]

I'm wondering what kind of skull shape does Xoti have, if her hood is raised in the upper left, while she is facing 10-20 degrees away from the camera?

Kazori aruga is lead artist and i dont think he have any agenda.