buru5
Very Grumpy Dragon
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Todd Howard is a very mysterious figure.
I just realized that he is virtually absent from all forms of social media. No Facebook, no Twitter, etc. His Wikipedia page is very brief as well, and apparently no one knows his actual birth date as it’s listed as “1970/1971”. In an age where almost all recognizable figures are on some form of social media; I find this lack of presence very strange. How has he managed to stay off the grid despite being such a popular figure? Normally people who are this secretive are hiding a dark secret. What is he trying to hide?
I’ve analyzed a few photos of Todd from when he was younger vs more recent shots, and they’re alarming to say the least. Not only are pictures of him pre-Bethesda impossible to find, they also show very little aging as time progresses.
Morrowind-Era Todd:
E3 2018:
There is really no aging here. He looks the same. That’s over ten years with no signs of aging, which can really mean only 1 of 2 things.
1) He’s a vampire. Which is probably unlikely as vampires have not been proven to exist.
2) Todd Howard is not a real person.
Consider option 2 for a moment. Remember all those E3 conferences Todd didn’t show up to? 2017 for example, and many years before that. How often do you hear about wild Todd sightings? Rarely ever, if at all. All his communications are through middlemen, “journalists”, or a conference which he may or may not appear. I propose that Todd Howard is a hologram and not actually a real person. A figurehead for Bethesda for their employees and to boost sales, and that the “Toddposting” meme is actually a spookjob created by Bethesda to gain publicity and be “in” with the “cool” sections of the web.
You're free to disagree with me but all the evidence points to something spooky going on within Bethesda.
I just realized that he is virtually absent from all forms of social media. No Facebook, no Twitter, etc. His Wikipedia page is very brief as well, and apparently no one knows his actual birth date as it’s listed as “1970/1971”. In an age where almost all recognizable figures are on some form of social media; I find this lack of presence very strange. How has he managed to stay off the grid despite being such a popular figure? Normally people who are this secretive are hiding a dark secret. What is he trying to hide?
I’ve analyzed a few photos of Todd from when he was younger vs more recent shots, and they’re alarming to say the least. Not only are pictures of him pre-Bethesda impossible to find, they also show very little aging as time progresses.
Morrowind-Era Todd:
E3 2018:
There is really no aging here. He looks the same. That’s over ten years with no signs of aging, which can really mean only 1 of 2 things.
1) He’s a vampire. Which is probably unlikely as vampires have not been proven to exist.
2) Todd Howard is not a real person.
Consider option 2 for a moment. Remember all those E3 conferences Todd didn’t show up to? 2017 for example, and many years before that. How often do you hear about wild Todd sightings? Rarely ever, if at all. All his communications are through middlemen, “journalists”, or a conference which he may or may not appear. I propose that Todd Howard is a hologram and not actually a real person. A figurehead for Bethesda for their employees and to boost sales, and that the “Toddposting” meme is actually a spookjob created by Bethesda to gain publicity and be “in” with the “cool” sections of the web.
You're free to disagree with me but all the evidence points to something spooky going on within Bethesda.