OMG AWESOME

[Silellak]

So I had to play a stupid game just to read the forums?

The Codex sure felt like MySpace today.

 

[Gerrard]

"Butthurt detected."
"You have defeated the Hive Mind!"

So anticlimactic.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Can't beat Pete or the MHD, posting in the hope that this qualifies as grinding. Why don't you scale to my level, Codex?

 

[Sceptic]

I just killed Cleve

 

[Lumpy]

I just killed Cleve

Yeah, that was marvellous.

 

[Jaesun]

I beat the multi-headed dick. *flex*

 

[Elwro]

Achievements:

1. Engaged in an act of piracy.
2. Refused to take something physical from an inventory.

Italics are the special piracy ones, you get one or the other and not both.

I got both.

Anyway, fantastic job, DU!

 

[Darth Roxor]

I still can't fucking find Cleve, and I've been searching since 10 am

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Same, I've gotten into Adventure Gaming, have the rat stuff and so on, but can't get anywhere after this. My achievements:

* Defeated the troll.
* Equipped the ring.
* Deferred Success. (40)
* Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
* Activated a FATE unlock code.
* Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
* Opened the box. (39)
* Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
* Refused to take something physical from an inventory.
* Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
* Defeated Pete Hines.
* Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
* Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.

 

[Elwro]

With whom do you practice safe sex? With the Djinn?

 

[Darth Roxor]

You hand Cleve the tray of baby meat. "Hey wow, thanks for this! This is great!" he exclaims and ducks back into his bunker until another day.

You have defeated Cleveland Mark Blakemore!

Achievement Gained: Defeated Cleveland Mark Blakemore.

Bloody, bleedin' finally.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

What forum is he in? Any in particular?

 

[Darth Roxor]

I found him in GD, but he's a 'random' encounter apparently, since others have reported spotting him in GRPGD or Adventure Gaming.

 

[Jaesun]

I can't find Cleve either. I assumed retardo land, but nothing yet.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Oh, I haven't found Picard either so I can't get into GD. Sigh. Popamole shit bros

 

[Nostradumbass]

you dont "find" cleve, or at least i didnt. you "use" your "magic the gathering" card (if you have one)

 

[DraQ]

With whom do you practice safe sex? With the Djinn?

I gather you haven't been to the Retardo?

The game needs to stay and we need an ability to reroll and replay it, plus updates to keep stuff interesting. It's not like anyone who doesn't want to play will need to do it again and retard filter is always a plus.

 

[Darth Roxor]

The game needs to stay

The only thing that would need to go would be the 'roll 18 to access general game help'.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

wow. right now the RPG Codex is more of an RPG than any "RPG" i've seen in years.

 

[Jaesun]

wow. right now the RPG Codex is more of an RPG than any "RPG" i've seen in years.

haha sad but true.

Dammit, it is not remembering if you had already rolled an 18 for game help. :/

 

[Elwro]

With whom do you practice safe sex? With the Djinn?

I gather you haven't been to the Retardo?

I met Cleve (<- shotgun) and MHD (<- Endurance "Run") in retardo. I hope they're not the indented objects of condom use :D

 

[Jaesun]

Strength: 3
Perception: 3
Endurance: 8
Charisma: 6
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 7
Luck: 1

Kodex Kool Kredits
3500

* Defeated the troll.
* Equipped the ring.
* Deferred Success. (14)
* Defeated the Multi-Headed Dick.
* Activated a FATE unlock code.
* Defeated Ian Miles Rex "Sol Invictus" Exitium Cheong.
* Obtained a free ride.
* Opened the box. (9)
* Engaged in Rat Diplomacy.
* Engaged in an act of piracy.
* Refused to take something physical from an inventory.
* Paid for access to the Adventure Gaming forum.
* Defeated Pete Hines.
* Wearing Pete's sexy shades.
* Exchanged opinions with Vault Dweller.
* Discovered that Djinn do exist on the Codex.
* Defeated the Hive Mind.
* Discovered the key to understanding the Codex.

GOTY! EPIC! Well done DU.

 

[DraQ]

You can defend against MHD's rage with the ultra-durable condom.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

I CAN'T FIND PICARD OR CLEVE OR THE DJINN


POPAMOLE SHIT

 

[Freelance Henchman]

dear gamefaq,
how do i find key