New ME3 details

[DarthBehemoth]

http://gamingbolt.com/mass-effect-3-inf ... m-gamescom

ME3 will make you cry!

Yeah I'll bet it does

Discuss...

 

[Flubby]

I will inquire

I have not played this but I will inquire in the post you provide.

Thank you for assisstence

 

[Stinger]

They are considering an Uber achievement for all three games. What that is exactly is they don’t know, but they want to reward their long term fans.

Last time Bioware rewarded their long term fans they gave people who bought DA2 a free copy of ME2...because hey, long term fans never actually bought ME2.

Joker-EDI romance is being “looked at”.

Oh for fucks sake.

Romance between Joker and Shepard is a case of “you have to play it to see it”.

Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE.

Seems Cerberus will be a full blown antagonist and not possible to align with in ME3.

Yeah bitches! No varying choices for you! Also sucks to be whoever actually sided with Cerb in ME2 and thought that'd actually lead to a different outcome.

They have DECIDED about whether you’ll get to see Tali’s face or not.

Oh cut the crap, we all know that you'll get to see Tali's face...come on you caved into demands for a JokerXEDI romance- no way are you going to be able to resist the pressure of those bloody Talimancers. Also we all know Tali will be "gorgeous".

James Vega’s voice actor will be announced really soon and is apparently a closely guarded secret, since he’s really awesome.

We all know what happened the last time bioware said something was awesome. Clearly he's geared towards the CoD crowd as if the Fauxhawk wasn't obvious enough.

You have a lot more romance options in ME3. Possibly not limited to party members.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN BIOWARE NOT GO FOR 2 MINUTES WITHOUT BRINGING UP THE GOD DAMN ROMANCES?!

Miranda will be back and has unfinished business with Shepard.

Yes....'business'

Normandy will be the SR-2 with an Alliance paint and some redesigned interiors. Joker will apparently be happy with it.

I'm sure he'll also be delighted with the new...'implants' EDI has.

Tell us what you think of the game

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Miranda will be back and has unfinished business with Shepard.

Yes....'business'

She's pregnant, and a side quests involves finding out if MaleShep/FemShep(come on why not its teh futuer), Garrus or Jacob is the father.

 

[Stinger]

I believe she's actually infertile or something....at least, I remember Biowhores everywhere (who weren't already Talimancers) raging about how they can't have wonderful genetically perfect children and live happily ever after.

 

[eugene2k]

Last time Bioware rewarded their long term fans they gave people who bought DA2 a free copy of ME2

I'm pretty sure it was the other way around. That is fans of ME had a way to buy ME2 and get free shit in the form of DA2.

 

[deus101]

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!

 

[Konjad]

hai guys, i herd shepherd.

 

[Rivmusique]

There may be a ‘special’ import for saves where Shepard died. The interest is clearly too big for them to simply ignore such a treat.

GHOST SHEPARD?!/?111

Romance between Joker and Shepard is a case of “you have to play it to see it”.

Joker-EDI romance is being “looked at”.

Ghost-Cripple-Robot love triangle??! Oh god Bioware just take my money pleeaaseee!!!

 

[Baron]

You can't romance Joker, he's a fucking cripple! Shepherd would have to splay his poor ruined legs and bend him over the navigational console. The Normandy would probably launch plasma torpedos into random space every time Joker's head slammed into the interface.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

You can't romance Joker, he's a fucking cripple! Shepherd would have to splay his poor ruined legs and bend him over the navigational console. The Normandy would probably launch plasma torpedos into random space every time Joker's head slammed into the interface.

I've read that fanfic.

 

[anus_pounder]

Jesus Fucking Christ.

 

[Angthoron]

You can't romance Joker, he's a fucking cripple! Shepherd would have to splay his poor ruined legs and bend him over the navigational console. The Normandy would probably launch plasma torpedos into random space every time Joker's head slammed into the interface.

I've read that fanfic.

There's a fanfic like that? The world is diseased.

 

[Spyronoid]

 

[Freelance Henchman]

There's a fanfic like that? The world is diseased.

I was joking, but I wouldn't really be THAT surprised if something like that wasn't sitting on some fanfic site somewhere.

 

[J_C]

 

[meanwhileInPoland]

fucking romances. everywhere. if thats they main concern in me3 i am done with that game

 

[curry]

what's with all the gay sex in Bioware games nowadays

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Rape Playing Game

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Rape Playing Game

TB RPG

Tasteful Bro Romance Playing Game

 

[Menckenstein]

ROMANCE QTE COMBAT FINALE WHERE SHEPHERD TANGLES IN A DEADLY MATING RITUAL WITH THE REAVER QUEEN (who is a hot cyborg babe with giganto milk melons) AND LITERALLY HAS TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

 

[Captain Shrek]

fucking romances. everywhere. if thats they main concern in me3 i am done with that game

Shame on you for having to do something with it until today.

 

[J_C]

ROMANCE QTE COMBAT FINALE WHERE SHEPHERD TANGLES IN A DEADLY MATING RITUAL WITH THE REAVER QUEEN (who is a hot cyborg babe with giganto milk melons) AND LITERALLY HAS TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

OMG I tried to imagine this and my brain almost stopped working.

 

[Perfect Nachos]

"ME3 will make you cry"

Another sign of the emasculation of Western culture.

 

[Dantus12]

ROMANCE QTE COMBAT FINALE WHERE SHEPHERD TANGLES IN A DEADLY MATING RITUAL WITH THE REAVER QUEEN (who is a hot cyborg babe with giganto milk melons) AND LITERALLY HAS TO FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

You mean Reaper Queen?
You haven't visited BSN apparently.

THOOOOSE TENTACLES.
Ever heard of Tentacle Erotica, they had a thing for the Hanar.?
They where in awe by BIO's epic writing in the lines:
"Enkindle This"

:D
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[Overweight Manatee]

Not loyalty of people, but loyalty of races. Less focus on building loyalty with squad members and more on the various races. So expect previous loyalty and decisions to play a part in this.

Yall are thinking too small. Boning party members? No, boning entire races.