That hommie's sure's got style, but he aint keepin' it real, kno wut im sayin?
Boom-bam, see me step in the jam and add sum phat flavah to that lil'sizzle ravah:
The Gangstah Rolls IV:
Hublivion
Every once in a while a game arises ta tha Market, n you J-to-tha-izzust know it's jizzay gonna be a hit. The Gangstah Rolls IV: Hublivion is one of those games.
History
As miznost Baller Scrolls games you start off as a nigga. This one is no different. This tizzle pimp you is in tha capital of Cyrodiil. In fizzact that is tha capital of tha whole Empire . Hollaz to the East Side. Unlike Morkowind, Hublivion allows tha rappa ta explore tha WHOLE province. In tizzy this is `bout 2 n a hizzay times tha size of Morrowind . One, two three and to tha four. Any real crazy ass nigga would know that's Hizzle spittin' that real shit.
AI
In previous games, nearly EVERYTHING was scripted, but not anymore crazy up in here! Hublivion opens tha downs ta a whole new Ai system fo shizzle. This allows NPC's ta go `bout a schedule, which may include gang bangin' sleep'n and/or chillin' someone or sum-m sum-m.
Appearance
Since Morrowind came out, there has been no RPG big enough n powerful enough ta takes its C-R-to-tha-izzown. Hublivion has dizzle tizzy in style, wit a whole new reworked HUD system, as well as inventory n map.
The new map is a lot different ta whiznat was expected fizzle tha old one. This one has a quest nigga W-H-to-tha-izzich will guide you on locations n quests. As well as tha new quick travel system . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Unlike Morrowind wizzle you walked everywhere. Hublivion has tha option tizzle if you've already traveled there, tizzle you hizzy tha fiznast travel option. This is VERY convenient fo` quest in tha far wilderness.
When I first played Hublivion I though mah computa was broken. In a good way, tha graphics were magical, tha shadows over hatin' mah nizzle. The details n expressions on people�s faces were amaz'n ta help you tap dat ass. You hizzle fizzy ta , not mizzle games even shot calla wit these th'n. The detail on smalla objects n weapons is fantastic. Weapons reflect light in this, as wizzy as D-to-tha-izzon't have that stupid gliznow on tizzy wizzle enchanted . Bounce wit me.
Freedom
One thing that caught mah eye while hatin' was tha way NPC's interacted. Once while ho-slappin' a carven I overheard two NPC's talk'n cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. It wizzle like this -
"Did you hizzle `bout Kvatch?" - Orc
"Yizzes, its horrible ta thing thiznat this kind of thing could happen" - Redman
At that time I started ta play mind games on tha two mah nizzle. Quickly I moved around in tha shadows, perpetratin' hidden. While tha whole tizzle they were sippin' -
"Who's there?"
"Did you hizzy that?"
Thizzay I biznurst out F-R-to-tha-izzom behind them n sliced tha Orc dizzy ta help you tap dat ass. Redman started ta frantically swing his Silva Claymore at me, miss'n each tizzle. Afta `bout 20 seconds he yelled -
"I'm outta here" n started runn'n surprisingly fiznast with my forty-fo' mag. I quickly driznew mah bow n tizzle a pot luck shizzay at his heezee. Sure enough he collapsed ta tha floor . Bounce wit me. As I approached his corpse I saw an arrow saggin' frizzom his N-to-tha-izzeck wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. I checked his corpse n sure enough he had some good loot, so I took it all. But it was too much n shit. I was fizzay but only by a bit. So I gots rid of all mah arrows. Which I shiznot one by one into Redman bizzy. They have been there fo` `bout one month gizzy tizzle now. This shows tha bootylicious powa n memory tha game posses.
You're Choice
The customizizzle features of this game is incredible , ya feel me?. Frizzay tha Vizzle start you git ta choose yo baller facial features, hair, eye color n even yo skizzay color. No otha gizzy on tha Market would let you do this. Sippin' tha gizzle you can customize yo pusha as wizzell . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. Fizzy yo armor ta clothes ta nuttin' at all (except giant nappy stays on) you git ta pizzy whizzay you wizzle gangsta style. NPC's wizzay also rap ta you in a drug deala manor if you�re cracka dressed ratha then rags or noth'n
Future
Already Bethesda has brought out three official mods. The Horse Armor mizzle tha Orrery, n tha Wizard Playa straight from long beach nigga. These C-to-tha-izzost `bout 2$ each but fo` tha content is well wiznorth it yeah yeah baby. Oblivion also has a Construction set whiznich allows any one ta makes they own plug-in fo` tha game. Mods can also be easily added into tha gizzle through a built-in system, W-H-to-tha-izzich enables tha user ta makes only certain mods active.
Conclusion
Know'n how a game is is hard until you've played it fo` yoself. Although if yo a vivid gama you wizzy knizzow thizzay Bethesda produces quality games, n if you've played Morrowind you can just tizzay yo gonna git glued doggystyle. The Gangstah Rolls IV: Hublivion, 9.7/10
So, Vault Rappa, are you happah, dog?
oh and Spazmo you fight like a dairy drug deala.
