New Fallout 3 DLC: Abducted by aliens, cuz why the fuck not?

[Silellak]

Bethesda announced two new pieces of DLC for Fallout 3:

Point Lookout – Explore a massive new swampland area filled with new quests and content.

Mothership Zeta – The aliens have returned, and they’re pissed. Experience an alien abduction first hand and find out if you’re tough enough to survive.

From:

http://www.strategyinformer.com/new...-dlc-releases-planned-for-all-three-platforms

Get abducted by the aliens, for the lolz.

Visit a giant swamp, because...we're out of ideas? I guess?

Milk that franchise, Bethesda. MILK IT GOOD.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Now with 2% NEW content!!!!

 

[sheek]

Sounds cool actually.

 

[Gragt]

:drops monocle:
What?

 

[Squirly]

Why the aliens?


Why?

 

[Silellak]

Why the aliens?


Why?

Just imagine all the potential, hilarious probing-related jokes. Clearly, you are far too short-sighted to see the Big Picture. We could even have a "Got Probed!" perk, that...I don't know...keeps your alien blaster rifle (DLC WEAPON ONLY) from degrading. Or something.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Sounds cool actually.

 

[SimpleComplexity]

Milk `em Beth, milk em good.

 

[Darth Roxor]

:drops monocle:

 

[Mister Arkham]

Oh. Well that's predictably retarded.

 

[Micmu]

Predictable[/yuri] was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

Next: time travel

Gotta love their "Fallout" DLC platform.

 

[Brother None]

 

[JarlFrank]

Bethesda.
When you thought it can't get any more retarded, they give you another DLC.

 

[Starwars]

Maybe someday they'll drop so far into the awful that they'll actually come out in the awesome.

 

[St. Toxic]

There is no bottom to that pit.

 

[Jaesun]

There is no bottom to that pit.

 

[Silellak]

Predictable[/yuri] was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

Next: time travel

Gotta love their "Fallout" DLC platform.

Fallout 3: The Doctor.

Encounter the famous Doctor Who and travel through time, battling strange new foes and perhaps even earning the keys to a certain police box-shaped time machine!

 

[Hümmelgümpf]

[/yuri]

Am I doing it right, /grd/?

 

[St. Toxic]

Swamp v.s Aliens -- which is better and why?

Discuss!!!

 

[Kingston]

My take on this difficult issue:

 

[Micmu]

Am I doing it right, /grd/?

No!1 I had this guy's standard voiced "line" in mind:

good idea for a new DLC, btw.

 

[Jaesun]

I agree with Kingston.

 

[Silellak]

 

[Durwyn]

Coming up next: Fallout 3 DLC: Rage of Cthulhu

 

[Forest Dweller]

Swamp v.s Aliens -- which is better and why?

Discuss!!!

How about getting raped by aliens IN the swamp.