Mortal: The Simulation Video Game

[MarathonGuy1337]

tl;dr

Shit, yeah, man, I agree. The OP's design document is just a giant block of text. I got about a few lines in and my eyes glazed over.

Thankfully I bet he only spent like... 5 minutes writing that thing. So it's not like he wasted his time investment or anything. It's all probably just an elaborate shitpost. I have to give him dedication to adhering to his bit, though.

It's not a shit post, OP actually wrote that novel he talks about. You can find it on amazon. The title is literally OP's name.

The fact that he self published a word doc doesn't stop it from being a shitpost. It just means it's a really long one and a textbook example of tl;dr.

Probably but I like to think its real makes it sought of more funny that theirs this lunatic like "my AAAA+ game is totally original and everyone is gonna finally respect me... This will teach all my classmates from school."

Maybe if someone reads the book we could get a sense of how annoying and preachy it is in a self righteous kinda way that would prove or disprove weather this is like a troll or a very sad lonely internet dweller working on his "masterpiece"

"Masterpiece" in the strongest quotations marks

 

[JessAlias]

tl;dr

Shit, yeah, man, I agree. The OP's design document is just a giant block of text. I got about a few lines in and my eyes glazed over.

Thankfully I bet he only spent like... 5 minutes writing that thing. So it's not like he wasted his time investment or anything. It's all probably just an elaborate shitpost. I have to give him dedication to adhering to his bit, though.

It's not a shit post, OP actually wrote that novel he talks about. You can find it on amazon. The title is literally OP's name.

The fact that he self published a word doc doesn't stop it from being a shitpost. It just means it's a really long one and a textbook example of tl;dr.

Probably but I like to think its real makes it sought of more funny that theirs this lunatic like "my AAAA+ game is totally original and everyone is gonna finally respect me... This will teach all my classmates from school."

Maybe if someone reads the book we could get a sense of how annoying and preachy it is in a self righteous kinda way that would prove or disprove weather this is like a troll or a very sad lonely internet dweller working on his "masterpiece"

"Masterpiece" in the strongest quotations marks

I was actually being sarcastic/facetious. I don't think he's shitposting. He's putting in way too much effort.

I'd almost be tempted to buy a copy of his horrible book just to review it but I refuse to give him my money.

 

[True Ukrainian]

I'd almost be tempted to buy a copy of his horrible book just to review it but I refuse to give him my money.

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I'd almost be tempted to buy a copy of his horrible book just to review it but I refuse to give him my money.

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

That seems pretty implausible. Dickbag assures us he's a literary genius.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I'd almost be tempted to buy a copy of his horrible book just to review it but I refuse to give him my money.

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

That seems pretty implausible. Dickbag assures us he's a literary genius.

Read it and see for yourself.

 

[mediocrepoet]

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

That seems pretty implausible. Dickbag assures us he's a literary genius.

Read it and see for yourself.

No hablo Inglais.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

That seems pretty implausible. Dickbag assures us he's a literary genius.

Read it and see for yourself.

No hablo Inglais.

Neither does he.

 

[MarathonGuy1337]

I'd almost be tempted to buy a copy of his horrible book just to review it but I refuse to give him my money.

I did a review in this thread of the book's free first two chapters. It's pretty bad.

You rad two chapters of (what was clearly a terrible book) juts so you could say he sucks at writing

What an absolute chad

 

[Gahbreeil]

What's up, braindeads? Can't get enough of that which you don't like and speak sewage on the world wide web? I suggest researching a career in inhalation and/or consumption of manure. It's a certainty that you will get your kicks out of being able to have real life experiences with not only what you consider fecal matter yet also what everyone on Earth knows to be bullshit. Can't have enough of it? Hire someone to bring you unfiltered sewage and enjoy the chunks.

Bloody weirdos.

 

[ProphetSword]

In the years I've been on the Codex, I have seen some really edgy try-hard responses from people, but this one is probably the dumbest I've ever seen.

If you want people to stop belittling your ideas, stop responding with cringe like this and produce something tangible that shows progress is being made on your dream project. Until that happens, try shutting the fuck up.

 

[MarathonGuy1337]

What's up, braindeads? Can't get enough of that which you don't like and speak sewage on the world wide web? I suggest researching a career in inhalation and/or consumption of manure. It's a certainty that you will get your kicks out of being able to have real life experiences with not only what you consider fecal matter yet also what everyone on Earth knows to be bullshit. Can't have enough of it? Hire someone to bring you unfiltered sewage and enjoy the chunks.

Bloody weirdos.

Such an imaginative response why didn't you channel this creativity for Mortal the Simulation