Mass Effect: Andromeda Pre-Release Thread

[Haba]

And why doesn't she deserve the shit that she is getting?

She is the "lead facial animator" for this project, isn't she?

Or does that refer to... *ahem* different kind of facials? (with bioware those days you never know)

 

[Jarmaro]

 

[Chamezero]

calling their producer a virgin and mocking him all over the web was totally ok though -Scrooge

 

[Volourn]

"Well, the "alien intercourse" producer guy got the first wave of abuse, now it's the prosperous facial animations cosplayer. Guess the suits deserve to be next in line."

Eh. SJWs don't care about that guy getting smacktalked because he is a white male. But, suggested a person who happens to be a woman is not good at her job? SEXISM. even though, the Codex espciially, attacks everyone no matter their gender. LMAO

 

[Jarmaro]

We are getting new thread on release, right? This one is way too overused. We need something fresh.

Btw:

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Have you see her animation showcase reel...
http://theralphretort.com/a-cosplay...l-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/

So our favorite animator appears to be a man-hating feminazi too.... A perfect fit for Bioware. No wonder she was hired.

... watch the video. She nowhere said she hates men, she just used parts of movies which she then animated. And the specific part of this old black and white movie wasn't even about MEN SUCK LOL, but it was a monologue about how unfair it is that men age well while women age worse and THAT is why the movie character says "I hate men".

She doesn't deserve the shit she is getting and it makes all the guys who shit on her now look like the gigantic fucking assholes the media painted them as during gamergate. Fuck this is making me angry.

She still did a crap job. Bioware says she wasn't a "lead" (whatever that means - it could just be a way of distancing her from all this because poor damsel), but she still clearly sucks at her job if she worked on ME:A face animations at all, which makes her having that job suspect.

 

[Glaucon]

Have you see her animation showcase reel...
http://theralphretort.com/a-cosplay...l-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/

So our favorite animator appears to be a man-hating feminazi too.... A perfect fit for Bioware. No wonder she was hired.

... watch the video. She nowhere said she hates men, she just used parts of movies which she then animated. And the specific part of this old black and white movie wasn't even about MEN SUCK LOL, but it was a monologue about how unfair it is that men age well while women age worse and THAT is why the movie character says "I hate men".

She doesn't deserve the shit she is getting and it makes all the guys who shit on her now look like the gigantic fucking assholes the media painted them as during gamergate. Fuck this is making me angry.

Calm down you emotional woman.

 

[MercenarySnake]

Wait we can't talk about how bad she was at her job cause she's a womyns?

 

[Chamezero]

looking forward to the usual "see? now the game is going to sell well because you treated a woman just like everyone else!!11" autistic screeching from dumbfucks who are always above it all but feel the need to defend torment, dead state and others from the evil nazis at all times

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Seriously, there is no excuse for this kind of stuff. Beta-tier. The entire animation department and anything related to it must have been absolute newbs.

 

[abnaxus]

Wymyn definitely are better at being worse.

 

[Padzi]

We are getting new thread on release, right? This one is way too overused. We need something fresh.

Btw:

 

[Tick Tock Crocodile]

I mean, you can call the woman whatever you want, tear her animation skills to shreds, but the "I hate men" thing is out of context and literally just the name given to the following scene, and so not the best evidence of her being a man-hating SJW. Inventing stuff like that just comes off as frothing-at-the-mouth redpiller desperation. Surely there isn't such a lack of actual shit surrounding this game to criticize that people need to resort to that?

Somebody was taking the notes!

I have the most amazing memory for the most stupid shit.

 

[moon knight]

Wait we can't talk about how bad she was at her job cause she's a womyns?

I would redirect the blame towards the managers/directors.

A junior who gets a lead role can only do very little. The managers are to blame for putting her in that position, which she clearly wasn't qualified for.

 

[Jarmaro]

Seriously, there is no excuse for this kind of stuff. The entire animation department and anything related to it must have been absolute newbs.

There are similiar bugs in Witcher 3

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

 

[Naveen]

That's what happens when you use the Ralph Retort manlets as a source.

 

[commie]

Wait we can't talk about how bad she was at her job cause she's a womyns?

Bad animation is a plot to distract from the dialogue:

Ryder: They must've known these wouldn't last in these conditions.
Liam: They didn't have a Pathfinder.
Ryder: They do now. We'll make Eos a home.

 

[salaciousbcrumb]

The heart of Mass Effect : Andromeda isn't "exploration" - it is shitty sex scenes. It is mighty high time for that softcore bdsm romance novel your single aunt has been reading. In goddamn space. Hell yeah. Do you feel the Emotional Engagement? You will once I'm done with you. You might no longer be the Commander, but you can still command your cock, can you, you useless twit? We'll see soon enough. Make space for that Krogan coitus. Can't fucking wait.

Time to talk about my favorite aspect of this game : showing you the goods. This is Scott Ryder, the new rising star in the porn industry. As a professional, Scott will fuck his way right through the galaxy, leaving his mark in new deep worlds to utterly ravage and exploit. I decided to make these rag dolls fly away as the desert that is my emotional life had a high level inhospitable creature eating my consciousness away. Mass Effect turdomeda, can't wait to see what's in stores for your uncooperative mako dick (nothing good but it will feel good nonetheless).

Been writing these pearls on the youtube trailer comments. None of the plebs are getting it. I recommend the following exercise : watch a shitty Mass Effect video, think of yourself living alone in a dark room for weeks (if this isn't the case already), then imagine that you are replying to the commentator who spouts off his shit with his nasal voice over the action-packed, emotionally thrilling whatever the fuck. Just grind down those emotional cords ; break them if possible. Ranting off about the bug eyes is a good start, but you gotta point out the whole insectoid facet of this whole affair. Cockroaches everywhere. All around. Crawling in your mouth as you open it in ecstasy playing the next Mass Effect Turdomeda (I'm going to go Turdomeda for a long while here) ; just open that mouth and let the goods in, the insects in the orifices, my cum too of course, just all over this fucking bullshit

9.5/!0 Would bang!

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Seriously, there is no excuse for this kind of stuff. The entire animation department and anything related to it must have been absolute newbs.

There are similiar bugs in Witcher 3

I've never run into one personally and I've played it on 3 different systems. I've seen some funny vids on YT, but part of me wonders whether or not those were faked for views.

 

[imweasel]

She doesn't deserve the shit she is getting and it makes all the guys who shit on her now look like the gigantic fucking assholes the media painted them as during gamergate. Fuck this is making me angry.

TBH I do feel kind of sorry for her because it is ultimately Bioware's fault. They decided to cut corners and release this unfinished train wreck which put her in this position...... (but if she really is a leftist, intolerant, man-hating feminazi, then she can kiss my ass.)

Anyway, the ME:A animations are already the laughing stock of the internet. Even fucking Pewdiepie made a video about it. I believe you are guilty of making fun of them too, which would also make you part of the "problem". Just FYI.

 

[santino27]

Have you see her animation showcase reel...
http://theralphretort.com/a-cosplay...l-animator-for-mass-effect-andromeda-3017017/

So our favorite animator appears to be a man-hating feminazi too.... A perfect fit for Bioware. No wonder she was hired.

... watch the video. She nowhere said she hates men, she just used parts of movies which she then animated. And the specific part of this old black and white movie wasn't even about MEN SUCK LOL, but it was a monologue about how unfair it is that men age well while women age worse and THAT is why the movie character says "I hate men".

She doesn't deserve the shit she is getting and it makes all the guys who shit on her now look like the gigantic fucking assholes the media painted them as during gamergate. Fuck this is making me angry.

She doesn't deserve to get singled out, agreed. (And I stated as much earlier) She and anyone else who worked on this does deserve to get shit though.

Also, I'm very confused how she was 'misidentified as lead animator', per the Bioware PR guy, when she actually identified herself as such.

Edit: BTW, I am totally ok with the producer getting mocked... not because he's a guy but because people are mocking him for what he said on that interview, and not just attributing whatever is bad in the game to him and consequently implying he had to sleep his way to his current position.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

They decided to cut corners and release this unfinished train wreck which put her in this position......

No, I'd bet she also lacks skill. When you can't even get the eyes looking the right direction, chances are you suck as an animator.

PS - watch her demo reel: some of the characters eyes go in odd directions during the animations. It's just less noticeable because it's a cartoon.

 

[Jarmaro]

We are getting new thread on release, right? This one is way too overused. We need something fresh.

Btw:

But wasn't Bioware's statement about that guy who hated whites?

 

[santino27]

We are getting new thread on release, right? This one is way too overused. We need something fresh.

Btw:

But wasn't Bioware's statement about that guy who hated whites?

Impossible to know. When damage control is going at warp speed, it's hard to know what fire they're trying to put out.