Mass Effect 2 is out?

[Zed]

I've been watching it loop for over a hundred times now. Fuck.

 

[circ]

"99% of the time in ME1 you faced geth troopers."

Fuckin' lie.

First planet/intro level - Geth troopers.

Iceworld/lab - Geth troopers/few asari commandos/insects

Digsite planet - Geth troopers/1 krogan boss

Plantboss planet - Geth troopers/plants/few asari commandos

Beach planet - Geth troopers/krogan

Prothean planet - Geth troopers

Return to Citadel - Geth troopers/1 turian boss

That sure is a lot of Geth Volourn.

EDIT: Almost forgot!

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

You forgot the 30 hours of sidequests on prefab warehouses on uncharted worlds against nameless "Pirate"s of various races.

 

[Volourn]

NEWSFLASH: 'lots of geth' doesn't equal 99%.

Dumbnutz,.

 

[circ]

NEWSFLASH: I don't think 99% is supposed to be taken literally.

 

[Volourn]

NEWSFLASH: Tough noogies.

 

[Mangoose]

Volourn is 99% lots of moron.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Damn, the female Shepard just does an anemic little jig. Male Shepard even dances EXTREME.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

I think that's when you're doing Samara's loyalty quest, not just in the club normally. So female Shepard might dance more extreme then.

 

[Zed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FjEF1p_G4

 

[Volourn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[HanoverF]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FjEF1p_G4

STFU THERE ARE NO BUGS IN ME2.
STUPID HATERS

/Volourn

 

[Volourn]

Y SO GLUM CHUM?

 

[Zed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FjEF1p_G4

STFU THERE ARE NO BUGS IN ME2.
STUPID HATERS

/Volourn

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[Freelance Henchman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FjEF1p_G4

 

[relootz]

So i have installed the game and played a bit.

I still hate the 3th person shooting style. The character fills a stupid part of your screen. It also suck how the character seeks cover behind objects. Are consoleplayer too dumb to move behind an object and strafe a bit away from the object to shoot and walk back to the object to take cover?

I have absolutely no clue why this should be defined as an RPG. It clearly is just a fucking consoletard shootergame.

 

[Overweight Manatee]

I still hate the 3th person shooting style. The character fills a stupid part of your screen. It also suck how the character seeks cover behind objects. Are consoleplayer too dumb to move behind an object and strafe a bit away from the object to shoot and walk back to the object to take cover?

By far the absolute worst part of cover is that Shepard's head ALWAYS FUCKING STICKS OUT ABOVE IT. Of course since you are in cover mode you are invincible, because we have to make look cool for the consoletards yet not let them die. Its ridiculous to see Shepard take 30 RPG shots to the back of the head and take absolutely no damage.

Also, you can't jump over obstacles without first hiding behind them. This looks really funny/retarded when shepard has to do hurdles and insists on diving for cover every time even when no enemies are around. Its an even worse mechanic when you are fucking timed (in my case having to shut down a gate before more enemy reinforcements come).

 

[SuicideBunny]

Also, you can't jump over obstacles without first hiding behind them.

whoever invented that sticky cover no jumping gears of war shit should be fucking shot in the kneecaps.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Whoever coded ME2 should be round up under a wall and shot.

 

[DreadMessiah]

If under the wall how does anyone shoot them? Lined up against the wall I can understand.